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Romes

Semi-Unprofessional Comedian of a mediocre caliber

About Me


Go visit my websiteDo it , god damnit....NOW!

My Interests

Outcasts of Society, People who just dont give a shit one way or another, The errosions of this countries freedoms, The errosion of self esteem to attention whores who think their shit doesn'nt stink because daddies a doctor and they have'nt had to work for anything ever...I care about these people/things

I'd like to meet:

Funny people, whores, douchebags, fuck-ups, confused people just trying to "find themselves" people who suck caccck.

Music:

Agression based noise

Movies:

Full Metal Jacket, anything with Billy Bob Thorton.

Television:

Family Guy, The Office, American Body Shop, That one show with that dirty whore on that one channel.

Books:

American Infidel

Heroes:

Heros only dissapoint in the end, Im my own hero for not having a hero.

My Blog

GOOD TIMES!!!

Its an exciting time for me right now, It may have taken four years but Im writing the best material I've ever written. Is it dirty? Yes! Is it nasty? Yes! Is it socially unexceptable?? Who gives a sh...
Posted by Romes on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 03:55:00 PST

100th friend contest....

I've decided that now with 99 friends I'll throw a contest for my 100th friend. If you request to be my 100th friend and I accept than you owe me a free job de la blow...unless your a dude, then I get...
Posted by Romes on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 06:51:00 PST

A matter of time...

I knew it'd just be a matter of time before Sweet Britney would be flashing her freshly shaven mud flaps I just figured it'd be in Playboy. She's taking a ton of flack for not being a good role model ...
Posted by Romes on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 03:11:00 PST

Im starting to hate comedy....

Just like any other form of entertainment its become more about the buisness side then the art form itself. A lot of club owners are more worried about offending the customer  then supporting the...
Posted by Romes on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 06:55:00 PST

100 friends

I need  100 friends on my friends list. I've always been anal about shit being even or perfect or arranged just right...it gives me a certian feeling of comfort , some say I have O.C.D. (obsessiv...
Posted by Romes on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 01:45:00 PST

THANK YOU!!!!! Beautiful People!!

My plays on my audio clip have gone from like 35 to 80 in the last few days alone. I dunno whos listening, if its different people or just one stoned guy listening to it over and over, but I...
Posted by Romes on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 07:54:00 PST

Fuck it, Im moving to Alabama

I tried and tried but everytime I try and "admit" I actually live in Kansas (the state with one single fucking comedy club) on my myspace profile page and submit it, it says Alaflippinfuckingbama...
Posted by Romes on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 09:59:00 PST

Boy did I see some shit...

I saw something in the Dallas airport that i'd never seen before or even knew existed. I saw a young chinese boy but this was no ordinary young chinese boy, this was a very special young chinese well ...
Posted by Romes on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 01:55:00 PST

America "Loves pussy, hates cunts"....

"Almost Dead Silence"....Thats what I hear. Sixteen minutes into a twenty minute set and I go into one of my babies, a joke so well written yet so obscure only my warped head could seep it out onto pa...
Posted by Romes on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 09:26:00 PST

Amazing Grace and shit........YO!!!!

So I'm watching the Fiesta Bowl this afternoon and during the halftime show some guy from the military decides its a great idea to propose marriage to his fiance, first off doing that shit in public i...
Posted by Romes on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 08:23:00 PST