Jack Rosebud left Penetanguishine prison for the criminally insane and called his younger brother Creeping Charlie. Charlie was working as a guitar teacher at an all girls prep school in Dryden ON but needed to leave due to inappropriate behaviour. Charlie and Jack began robbing Gas stations and convienience stores throughout Northern Ontario. It was at one of these robberies that they met Foxtail Lily Lilyopolous, she was the attendant at a station in Ear Falls. Jack and Lily were married 2 days later in a ceremony officiated by the mayor of Beardmore(at gunpoint). They are currently holed up somewhere in Toronto, ejaculating songs from god knows where and working as gardeners for the city elite.
