Emily Nadine Collins schaukelt meine Welt! |
Mein Zimmerkamerad ist, ohne einen Zweifel, der reizendst l'il Ding, das Sie sich je treffen werden. Sie ist immer süß als Torte, noch verwechseln einige Leute ihre Tätowierungen für möglichen Ärger. ...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 08:10:00 GMT |
Pizza is fit for a King but priced for a pauper,and it sure tastes majestic! |
Apples
Apples are healthy and they repel doctors and all that, but they make my stomach hurty and my gums recedy. Fuck you apples.
Burritos
Get out of my dreams and into my car!
Corn Chips
I do enjoy ...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 08:57:00 GMT |
Snakes. On a plane. For reals? |
SNAKES. ON A PLANE. Yeah, they deserved to die, and I hope they slither in hell! I hope he has a speargun, and shoots a snake inna feace, but it goes right down the snake who is on a plane's...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 12:59:00 GMT |
"That Darwin guy, he was the bomb!" |
Balcony Sundates with members of the Sweet Titties Girl Gang begin innocently enough, but degenerate rapidly into scatalogical sexological illogical and utterly rambling tangent-filled ranta...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 13:13:00 GMT |
The Black Albino strikes again |
BEHOLD THE MYSTERIOUS MYSTERIES OF LIFE...
The wily and elusive Triple High Five in its natural habitat. If you are pure at heart, and if the moon is waning, and an Asian midget crosses your path, an...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 13:23:00 GMT |
Woman is a Danger Cat |
Jessy, Ems and I indulged ourselves in a mighty tasty food orgy.
When we got the idea, our pants were tingly with anticipation. There was alcohol involved, so as to increase our pleasure and decrease...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 13:30:00 GMT |
The Unbearable Lightness of Peeing |
This is a partial msn conversation from a few months ago between me and my sister. We're great.
i like the sasquatch. says:
whats this whorehoppin business?
i like the sasquatch. says:
are you getting...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 07:51:00 GMT |
Sexy sex is sexy! |
They say the road to hell is paved with good intentions. Word? I don't know about that. The road to hell is more likely paved with dead puppies and photos of your grandparents on the toilet. That is d...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 12:27:00 GMT |
How come they had to name it BLOG? Might as well call it a BDUMP. |
GATHER ROUND KIDDIES, AND MARVEL AT "THE LEGENDARY LEGEND OF SIR CHADWICK JUBILEE" An ancient Portuguese fisherclown struggling to make ends meet on the rocky coast, Chadwick lived in relative seclusi...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 21:47:00 GMT |
