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About Me

I'm Death, HI!..........Okay so I went to Harvard, graduated Cumma Dung Luna. As a kid I bashed kittens heads in, why...fuck if i know. When I see eskimos I barf. Nothing pleases me more than killing. I like long conversations...as long as the other person shuts the fuck up. I watch "That's So Raven" and I fucking LOVE it. I like to joke around and have fun, my job keeps me pretty busy, but if and when you party with death be prepared to party FUCKIN HARD!! I wonder why the living are so afraid of me, I mean I know all the cool people, 2pac, Barry White, Elvis, ODB, Rick James, Ronald Reagon, damn near all the Beatles (that fuckin Paul, maaan must have a deal with god, fuck Ringo!) and Bob Hope, shit we party everyday. People should be jumping off cliffs, trying to get into that party. WURD! MySpace Layouts MySpace Codes MySpace Backgrounds

My Interests

I love puppys and cats, sunsets, beaches and pretty pink ponies.

I'd like to meet:

NO MORE DEAD PEOPLE!! I hang out with enough of those fuckers. I want to meet ALIVE people, people that are fun and have a positive outlook on life and are not afraid to let it all hang out. I want to meet the HOT crowd, the one's that get you in the club, oops, I meant DA CLUB!! SEE I'M HIP! No haters or baby mamma drama, NO DORKS!! Or LOSERS! All losers and dorks will be killed on contact! SPECIAL MENTION: DO NOT ASK ME TO SAVE OR SPARE YOUR MOTHER GRANDMOTHER OR ANY OTHER FAMILY MEMBER SLASH FRIEND. IF HE/SHE IS ON THEIR DEATH BED THEY ARE GOING. Some people ask for an inch and expect a foot. So FUCK OFF!

Music:

Justin timberlake, Blink 182, Clay Aikens, Ashanti, Ja Rule, Metallica, Limp Bizcut, Nelly, just to name a few. I HATE HEAVY METAL AND ALL THAT GANSTA RAP! to much talk about death and killing and violence. YUCK!

Movies:

Ella Enchanted, Mean Girls, anything with Julia Stiles, Cheaper by the Dozen, everything cute and fuzzy. That Lindsy Lohan is such a pip, I love that girl!!

Television:

Smallville, the O.C., Will and Grace, Dawson's Creek, Sienfeld, CSI, Temptaion Island, Crossing Over

Books:

I like Romance novels