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Drewbie Dynamite

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About Me

I'm a red-headed weirdo, a firespinner and a lush. I like to keep life interesting. I'm an artist, and a self-proclaimed Muse...I love to inspire people to challenge themeselves and achieve their dreams. I live in the moment from day to day, and yet I try to keep my head grounded. Libras do such things, and I'm the textbook variety. And if you don't believe in astrology, look up Libra anyway, and that's just about me.

My Interests

Lotsa, lotsa stuff...and just when you think I like all that, there's more stuff.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone interesting, anyone who's broken the mold, anyone who's not like everyone else, and anyone who's more beautiful on the inside than out. Any guy who's cute on the outside and even better-looking on the inside, with dark eyes and sensitive nipples are also welcome. I'm a queer who doesn't feel compelled to check myself out every time I pass a mirror. I wear cheap clothing, don't care about name brands, and I'm not afraid to eat huge ice cream cones in public. I do cartwheels when the mood hits me, I run through sprinklers, and I get giddy and shy around cute boys. Think you can handle someone like that? If you compliment this, in a friendship way or otherwise (strong emphasis on friends) than I'd probably like you.

Music:

Anything, except for Rap or Hip-Hop...well, not always. I love Missy Elliot to a fault, and so my creditability for choosing musical styles is moot. I've been told I have a very traditionalist ear for music, which means people like Britney Spears who cannot sing don't get my vote. I'm more about songs than bands anyway. But I love music.And I love any guy-band with a number in their name (i.e. Blink 182, Maroon 5)

Movies:

Top Favorites are "The Dark Crystal" and "Sunset Boulevard". I'm a big movie buff, so I'm overly critical of movies. I prefer things that aren't always mainstream...they are usually better anyway. Now I get to add "Drop-Dead Gorgeous" to the list.

Television:

Dead Like Me, Sex in the City, Xena the Warrior Princess and Buffy. Most shows I like have been cancelled or ran their course. I like the Simpsons, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, Wonder Showzen and my guilty pleasure T.V. show is the Real Gilligan's Island. I'm usually into movies more.

Books:

Harry Potter and Oz books are some of my favorites, Stephen King and Clive Barker, and Dante's Inferno. I read Wicked because of my Oz infatuation, and became enthralled by the threesome-bestiality sex scene with the tiger.

Heroes:

Danger Mouse and Penthode, Handy Smurf, Edward Scissorhands, and Elvira-Mistress of the Dark.
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My Blog

Electric Mayhem

Gods, I LOVE the Muppets...especially Janice, the bass guitarist for the Electric Mayhem.However, this titillating tale has NOTHING to do with such a joyous foam-filled topic as Muppets: rather, it ha...
Posted by Drewbie Dynamite on Thu, 10 May 2007 02:02:00 PST

I love being part of the Brady Bunch!

Hey guys!  Long time, no talk...sorry about that, but I've been too busy as of late to hit the Net.  Just got back from the big family vacation to Disney World that we do only every few year...
Posted by Drewbie Dynamite on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 09:48:00 PST

Call me any - any - anytime...CALL ME!!!

Some people are truly base urchins.  There are people who try to live up to the standards of what a "good person" is and come across as good people.  There are people who try to be good, but...
Posted by Drewbie Dynamite on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 03:01:00 PST

Hooray for better work!

Work is on the up and up (not quite the "...and away!" but we're getting there).  Good things are in the works, and alas, I cannot post why at this point since co-workers are on here but just tru...
Posted by Drewbie Dynamite on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 02:56:00 PST

The five-minute-blog

Sitting in my coffee shop, five minutes to go on the computer.  Gotta work soon...oh, how work has been!  Why must people get involved in counterfeiting, stealing, etc...I KNOW we don't make...
Posted by Drewbie Dynamite on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 10:46:00 PST

Sitting with a hole in my pants, pondering the night...

I ripped YET ANOTHER pair of pants, but at least this pair wasn't made of thick leather.  I've gone through more pairs of leather pants in the past 5 years than I'd care to count...and that's jus...
Posted by Drewbie Dynamite on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 03:03:00 PST

Christmas at the Insane Asylum

It's been a while since a blog, and now it's Christmas Eve and the mayhem has already begun.  Baked cookies last night with two of my nephews and one niece, and made a damned good gingerbread man...
Posted by Drewbie Dynamite on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 11:31:00 PST

Goin' Down the Hershey Highway

Last week, I spent two of the most awesome days with my sister and my nephews in Hershey Park.  I'll tell you this much about rain: it is a great thing when most people are wusses and refuse to r...
Posted by Drewbie Dynamite on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 03:39:00 PST

Just When I Thought Tobacco Might be Safe...

Overall, life has been on the up and up lately.  This morning I have no hangover, my tight jeans are turning heads and even one of my Supervisors at work could help the urge to pinch a cheek.&nbs...
Posted by Drewbie Dynamite on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 08:02:00 PST

The Aftermath of Pride 2006 and the Quest for Tomorrow

So, it's been quite a while since I've written.  Here's the Pride 2006 update: I had an awesome time. The parade?  Enjoyable.  The hanging out afterwards?  Overdramatic, but overal...
Posted by Drewbie Dynamite on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 05:27:00 PST