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Marti: A Celebrity in my Own Mind

This song is for you, My Most Precious Love, Fuzzy.

About Me

I'm half Puerto Rican (my mommy), & half Cuban (my daddy). I was born and raised in New York City and have been living in Manhattan all of my life. I've been living in midtown Manhattan for as long as I can remember, and thus am not your typical Latin boy. I'm weird and special, which allows me to get along with the majority of people I meet. I'm very social and friendly, partially because I talk a lot, and sometimes don't know when to stop, which leads to many "foot-in-mouth" moments, but that's me. I also love to listen, I'm always trying to make people feel better, but not in a Richard Simmons kinda way, that's way too gay for me, lol, j/k. I can be a gossip, but if you tell me to keep my mouth shut, i will, unless you do me wrong. I have a twisted, perverted, and at times juvenile sense of humor but that's one of my best traits. I trust people very easily, and wear my heart on my sleeve, so when I get hurt i get hurt badly, and when I'm happy, everyone around me can tell how I feel. I'm very open, TOO MUCH INFORMATION is what i live for. So tell me all your nasty stories...
I love hanging out with friends, shopping, listening & lip synching to music on my ipod as I walk the streets of New York, shopping, talking, spending money, Blogging & making a fool of myself (I'm really good at that one!) oh! & did I mention shopping already? lol.
Your Birthdate: January 24
Born on the 24th, you have a greater capacity for responsibility and helping others than you may have realized.
You may also become the mediator and peacemaker in inharmonious situations.
Devoted to family, you tend to manage and protect.
This birth date adds to the emotional nature and perhaps to the sensitivities.
Affections are important to you; both the giving and the receiving. You understand people well and are a natural born therapist.
A peacemaker, people always seem to get along when you are around.
You tend to be a father or mother figure to friends, even to those older than you.
You enjoy your role, and you find that you are close to many people.
Your strength: Your devotion
Your weakness: Reliance on others for happiness
What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to those who have a split personality - cold as ice on the outside but hot as fire in the heart.
In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.
You'd like for your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance.
Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.
In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
Your are a Passionate 'In the Moment' Kiss! You
love to make things a little sweeter than they
already are. Or maybe you just enjoy being one
damn hot boy!
What kind of Hot Boy Kiss are you??
You Are a Fun Flirt
You just can't help yourself... you flirt with everyone you know.
Guys, girls (mostly guys), crushes, and friends. They're all victims to your charm.
You're into silly innuendos, sexy jokes, and playful touches.
You are a huge flirt, yet you never make anyone (too) uncomfortable! What Kind of Flirt Are You?
You Are a Bloody Mary
You're a fairly serious drinker, who's experimented a lot with different drinks.
You're a drunk, but a stable drunk. You don't ever let your drinking get out of control. What Mixed Drink Are You?
Which Sex and the City Player Are You? Find out @ She's Crafty
You Are Ernie
Playful and childlike, you are everyone's favorite friend - even if your goofy antics get annoying at times.
You are usually feeling: Amused - you are very easily entertained
You are famous for: Always making people smile. From your silly songs to your wild pranks, you keep things fun.
How you live your life: With ease. Life is only difficult when your friends won't play with you! The Sesame Street Personality Quiz

My Interests

Movies, Music, Comic Books, Toys (dolls & action figures, and other toys that you need ID to get, lol), Shopping (for myself & others), Photograpgy & obviously taking photos, Books, Celebrities, Gossip, Magazines, Guys & the toys they come built with, lol.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey that everyone & their mother has taken
Name: Marti
Birthday: January 24, 1983
Birthplace: Manhattan
Current Location: Maspeth, Queens
Eye Color: Dark Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'11
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right-handed for most things, both for a few others
Your Heritage: Puerto Rican & Cuban, born on U.S. soil
The Brand of Shoes You Wear Most Often: New Balance
Your Weakness: Cute guys, Malibu Baybreezes, shopping
Your Fears: Bugs, Being lonely, making people sad
Your Perfect Pizza: plain, supreme, good $hit
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Start working on deciding what kind of career i want to have in this life
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL or bitch
Thoughts First Waking Up: $hit, I gotta get up...
Your Best Physical Feature: Thats for you to decide, everyone has something that someone else is drawn to
Your Bedtime: typically between 1-4am
Your Most Missed Memory: Being able to be stupid & naive back in the day, now it's something that causes me harm
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi, but it ain't that serious
McDonalds or Burger King: Burger King, cause i'm sick of McDonalds, but Damn those snack wraps are like crack
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Strawberry, but if i must, Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee, with lots of milk and between 3-5 sugars
Do you Smoke: Not really, i take drags once every few months, but i don't smoke regularly, usually it's cause i'm out drinking
Do you Swear: Hell Fuc*ing yea B*tch
Do you Sing: No, i know better, but alcohol makes me think i can
Do you Shower Daily: Yes, first thing before i leave the house
Have you Been in Love: Maybe...
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that
Do you want to get Married: YES!!!
Do you belive in yourself: Sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Sometimes
Are you a Health Freak: From time to time
Do you get along with your Parents: Pretty much, my father's old enough to be my grandfather, so the difference in age is what sometimes leads to problems
Do you like Thunderstorms: It depends on the temperature
Do you play an Instrument: Used to. The trombone back in Junior High
In the past have you had Alcohol: YES
In the past have you been on Drugs: Not really, it's not my cup of tea
In the past have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past have you gone to a Mall: OF COURSE, HOW COULD I GO SHOPPING OTHERWISE!
In the past have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, just a roll. I can't do a whole box in 1 sitting
In the past have you eaten Sushi: Yes, but mainly California Rolls
In the past have you been on Stage: Yea, when i was little. But in the Spring of '06 in Drag, oh what fun that was
In the past have you been Dumped: Just once so far
In the past have you gone Skinny Dipping: Never
In the past have you Stolen Anything: Not anymore, that's my past
Ever been Drunk: A few times so far, i try not to get wasted. That's never cute
Ever been called a Tease: Yea, every now and then
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: Peacefully, but how likely is that?
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Fuc* if i know
What country would you most like to Visit: Tokyo, England, London, Brazil, Amsterdam
In a Guy...
Favorite Eye Color: Any will do, but blue catches my eye
Favourite Hair Color: Dark, depends on how he wears it
Short or Long Hair: either, it's totally about how he wears it
Height: shorter is cute, but taller is hot
Weight: proportionate to your height. Slim to average, or toned/muscular
Best Clothing Style: anything, eventually if all goes well, it won't matter, lol
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1, if alcohol doesn't count
Number of CDs I own: over 300
Number of Piercings: 3 all together, 1 on my right ear, but not ur ordinary piercing, i got the industrial (barbell, through the upper part of my ear) technically 2 piercings, 1 piece though that i got done in July '06, and then i got my earlobes done in July '07
Number of Tattoos: 0 also working on that, lol
Number of things in my Past I Regret: breaking my tooth in 3rd grade

I'd like to meet:

People i actually know. I'm not here to add "people" to my friends list. If i add you and we don't interact on some level within a month, ur out (kinda like on those reality shows, lol)I like fun characters, personality makes all the difference sometimes.If i don't know you personally, please send me a message...

Music:

I love all sorts of music but more specifically Dance, Freestyle, Pop, Alternative, Hip-Hop, R&B, Reggae & Reggaeton and other forms of music. I'm open to listening to anything once...Some of the artists I listen to are Madonna, Cher, Britney Spears, Jim Verraros, Jennifer Lopez, Christina Aguilera, Alicia Keys, Kelly Clarkson, Garbage, No Doubt (which includes Gwen Stefani's solo work), Missy Elliott, Fiona Apple, Janet Jackson, Mariah Carey, Deborah Cox, Shakira, Juanes, Daddy Yankee, Don Omar, Black Eyed Peas, Mya, The Pussycat Dolls, Beyoncé, Sean Paul, Selena, Faith Evans, Kylie & Dannii Minogue, Amy Winehouse, Diana Ross, Donna Summer... Above: Rihanna's Don't Stop The Music.. Adam Sandler Music Video: Secret on FunnyOrDie.com .. Above: Secret By Adam Sandler, forgive me for this but it has a catchy beat. lol Plus i can relate with the message.

Movies:

I love comedies. Old Stuff by Mel Brooks, Anything with Anna Faris, Missi Pyle, Rachel McAdams, Parker Posey or Jennifer Coolidge, as well as Jack Black. Anything by Kevin Smith (maybe even Jersey Girl, lol), The 40 Year Old Virgin, Austin Powers 1-3, Borat, Chicago, Connie & Carla, Chicken Little, Dodgeball, Dreamgirls, Enchanted, Finding Nemo, Grease, Hairspray, Harry Potter 1-5, The Incredibles, Kill Bill Vol.1-2, Little Miss Sunshine, Love Actually, Mean Girls, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Nacho Libre, She's The Man, Shrek 1-2, The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, Spider-man 1-2, Trick, Who Framed Roger Rabbit and many, many more... Above: The trailer for the "Sex & the City" movie Above: Rita Moreno's main number from "The Ritz" (an extremely campy but funny gay film from the 70's, based on a play.) Her Puerto Rican accent as Googie Gomez makes the whole film. EnjoyAbove: A clip from the film "Female Trouble" by John Waters. It features the famous drag queen, Divine shakin' her jelly. Enjoy & be mesmerized. lol

Television:

I'm not home much to watch tv, but i watch (on dvd or on actual tv) Ugly Betty, Sex & the City, Futurama, Family Guy, Will & Grace, The Boondocks, Drawn Together, Friends, and Noah's Arc... EVA LONGORIA SEX TAPE on FunnyOrDie.com .. Above: The Perry Hilton/Eva Longoria Sex Tape. It's funny for mocking Paris, and neither of the actors are taking themselves serious. Enjoy.

Books:

I don't give myself much time to read, but i've been reading all the Harry Potter books, all the Lemony Snicket Series of Unfortunate Events books, Most of the fairytale inspired stories by Gregory Maguire. My favorite types of books are autobiographies. I love reading about other peoples lives (I miss doing my daily blog) I also read a lot of Comic books. Currently i'm hooked on She-Hulk (i've always had a thing for her), New Avengers, Fables, Catwoman, Astonishing X-Men, Young Avengers, Runaways and tons of other ones

Heroes:

Please Enjoy this video by Will Ferrell

My Blog

Just a seasonal quckie

So as i always bitch, i miss doing this on a regular basis like i used to. Especially since i've been reading so many autobiographies as of late, and i feel like when my time to write a book comes alo...
Posted by Marti: A Celebrity in my Own Mind on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 04:17:00 PST

Black-Cat appears!

if you look under my Marbal album, you'll see 3 sneak peeks of me in my costume. I'm not showing everything until after Hallween, so enjoy what you see till after. Ciao!
Posted by Marti: A Celebrity in my Own Mind on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 03:13:00 PST

Halloween is almost here!!!

For those of you who have known me for at least the past 3 years, you've learned that Halloweeen is the time of year where i can strut around the city in drag without being questioned. So the first ye...
Posted by Marti: A Celebrity in my Own Mind on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 03:21:00 PST

A little update for you (Its Marti, Bitch!)

So I really miss doing this on the regular, but since i don't have internet access at home (and probably won't be able to afford it for a while,) I'm restricted to using it at my full time job, whenev...
Posted by Marti: A Celebrity in my Own Mind on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 03:12:00 PST

Shape up

So i've been keeping busy. I quit my dog walking job, and passed it on to Mariana. I got both my ears pierced on thursday. Got a haircut monday. Hung out with Crystal my godsister, visiting from Spain...
Posted by Marti: A Celebrity in my Own Mind on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 10:57:00 PST

Scream

Today all i want to do is scream at the top of my lungs. Today is the last day my family (my parents & baby brother) are gonna be in New York. They are moving to Puerto Rico. Last night was their ...
Posted by Marti: A Celebrity in my Own Mind on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 09:05:00 PST

A quickie of sorts... lol

So it's been hectic trying to adjust to all the changes happening lately. My parents leave for Puerto Rico July 10. The movers already took everything they were gonna take, so the house is pretty empt...
Posted by Marti: A Celebrity in my Own Mind on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 03:19:00 PST

All better

It crazy how quickly my mood can change. Around lunch time i got a call from Dane & though it wasn't to cheer me up (i didn't wanna tell him as he had a bad day himself yesterday) just hearing his...
Posted by Marti: A Celebrity in my Own Mind on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 06:02:00 PST

i think i'm going mental

i've been in a rut for the past few weeks. I can't put my finger on exactly what has been the cause of it, but my full time job working with my brothers has defintely had the most impact. Today i got ...
Posted by Marti: A Celebrity in my Own Mind on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 09:56:00 PST

Cooter Jooce

So i'm over here in Iowa City, visiting my girl Charisse. It's been an interesting weekend. Friday night was when i experienced the second worse flying experiece in my life (Number one bein my return ...
Posted by Marti: A Celebrity in my Own Mind on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 08:32:00 PST