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jaybrrd

About Me

I hate writing these things, it makes me feel like I'm at group therapy. Hi, my name is Jay, and I write bad, disjointed profiles online. I have a problem.Having a heck of a time finding a good reason to stay in Atlanta besides a job I happen to like a lot. I'm a NYC boy through and through and people generally think my aloofness is me being stand-offish...which isn't the case, I'm just *really* laid back.I'm a good guy, which doesn't neccesarily mean I'm a nice one too. I'm probably too cynical for my own good.i am:
irreverent
brusque
objectionable
snide
but in turn, i'm also
intelligent
funny
energetic
thoughtful
openi am also:
a typical cat lady minus sixty years and female genitalia
eurotrash trapped in american skin
a natural dark blonde
someone ex-boyfriends generally regret losing
horribly out of place in atlanta
beginning to learn how to be self-satisfiedI write bad, fragmented profiles online. Anything else?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

someone who can make all this nonsense totally unneccesary. do be gorgeous and only slightly aware of it.
do not be a piece of gouda cheese. do make me laugh.
do not make me break out in hives. do be affectionate.
do not be overtly republican. do know the lyrics to the jem theme song.
do not know the lyrics to 'baby one more time'ask your doctor if jaybrrd is right for you.

My Blog

the danger of convalescence

I typically don't keep up with myspace blogs -- no reason why, really, I just don't.  However, during the past two weeks as I recover from the accident, I've had a lot of time to glance through p...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 23:54:00 GMT

part one: how it happened

I have the added bonus of living one block away from my crash site. Tonight, on a run for ice cream before South Park started, I wandered over for a moment to see exactly what I hit.I'd had a really g...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 22:30:00 GMT

more about me than you ever wanted to know

I went out for a little bit last night, and there was a woman who was doing the tarot/palm reading thing at the bar. I've never had my cards done, so I thought I'd do it for a laugh.Think of me as bei...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 00:32:00 GMT