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The Noir Guy

Life's a bitch, ain't it?

About Me

The Noir Guy was a concept conceived by the positive reactions surrounded by Director/Producer Chad Armstrong's noir style promotional videos for his production company. After meeting Writer/Producer Geoffrey Grant on a site for filmmakers entitled FilmTies.com the two began to collaborate. On one movie entitled "In the Eyes of an Angel" and more importantly the aforementioned "Noir Guy".
It was going to be a nine episode internet series, a satirical one that follows one man's naive inability to live in today's world and the situations he faces while attempting to... in other words, IT'S A COMEDY.
As Geoffrey began to write the pilot, along with future episodes, Chad began to get the locations and actors in line. Before all was said and done they had the script, the location, the actors, music and furthermore sponsors.. Timotion Digital , TVT Records , Dismembered Clothing , Jay Curtiss Clothing to name a few.
And so it began a small concept turned into a big thing. The Pilot Episode starring Keal Kerber (The Noir Guy), Alexa Moore and Rachel Matos was shot and then on August 15th debuted on a plethra of sites. On Myspace alone it recieved 1000 views it's first few days not to mention was the most watched Comedy and Video in that same time frame!
Due to SAG complications and busy time scheduling Episode Two has not come to fruitation. And we ask for your support to possibly convince us other wise! If you'd like it to continue drop us a comment, show us to a friend, add us, SPREAD THE WORD.
Thank you for the continued support, we love you all... and just remember it's not his fault the world is changing.. it's yours for letting it! He is THE NOIR GUY

My Interests

+Smoking
+Voice Overs
+Analogies
+Comic Books
+Boxing Matches
+Baseball
+Judge Joe Brown
+The Noir Girl

I'd like to meet:

YOU!

Music:

+Frank Sinatra
+Dean Martin
+Sammy Davis Jr
+Billie Holiday
+Louis Armstrong
+Bing Crosby
+Duke Ellington
+Nat King Cole
+Dinah Shore
+Perry Como
+Ella Fitzgerald
+Tommy Dorsey
+Britney Spears

Movies:

+King Kong
+Tarzan the Fearless
+Anything Charlie Chan
+The Woman In the Window
+The Postman Always Ring Twice
+Gilda
+They Live By Night
+I Am A Fugitive From A Chain Gang
+High Noon
+Casablanca
+Sabrina
+The Big Sleep
+The Falcon Takes Over
+The Long Goodbye
+Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen

Television:

+Bonanza
+Gunsmoke
+Alfred Hitchcock Presents
+The Three Stooges
+I Love Lucy
+What's My Line?
+Zorro
+The Honeymooners
+Leave It To Beaver
+The Twighlight Zone
+The Lone Ranger
+The Little Rascals
+Captain Kangaroo
+Abbott and Costello Show
+SpongeBob SquarePants

Books:


Sponsors: www.TimotionDigital.com
www.JayCurtiss.com
www.TVTRecords.com
www.TowerRecords.com
www.DismemberedClothing.com

Heroes:

+Humphrey Bogart
+George Raft
+Clark Gable
+King Kong
+Jay C. Flipper
+Judge Joe Brown
+Pop Gates
+Samuel L. Jackson
+Chad Armstrong
+Geoffrey Grant
+Chad Benjamin

Sponsors: www.TimotionDigital.com www.JayCurtiss.com www.TVTrecords.com www.TowerRecords.com www.DismemberedClothing.com

Contact Us: Director: Chad Armstrong
Writer: Geoffrey Grant
The Noir Guy: Keal Kerber
Production Co: Fingered Films
Production Co: Between Dreams Productions

Production Ast: Kevin "Elvis" Hulse
Production Ast: Alex Macdonald
Production Ast: Jose Ramos
Production Ast: Jessica Bostock

My Blog

Huh?

So, what's this myspace thing all about? I heard you can get naked pictures from hot dames on here. That's the only reason I signed up. So if you're a hot dame, and don't mind someone who smokes and ...
Posted by The Noir Guy on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 05:56:00 PST