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Chinchilla Casalini

'Get paid to pave the way.' -Matt Bhive Smith

About Me

Does whatever a Spider-Pig does: Seven dollar three-piece suit wearing, greaseball hair-do having, Bone thugs-n-harmony listening, whole chicken eating, fake gold pinky ring sporting, top shelf margarita making, devastating play in one act by Nicademus Casakubu. Presented in Techni-Color by The Money Hungry Hungrier Hungriest Comedy Teamsters Local 4206.

My Interests

Sicilia, The Money Hungry Comedy Team, Westcoastification, Pitbull Poetry Inc., 5th Finger Productions, shooting dice, condoms, playing 13, the library, Ballin on a Budget: Ross Dress for Less, Nordstrom Rack, Marshalls, familia, BitchslappinBush, white out pen tags, magazines, drawing in my friends black books, playing chess with Dylan, AmStaffs aka pits, coffee, sour patch kids, honey bunches of oats, frosted flakes, staying focused, getting paid, accomplishing goals, having my fun

I'd like to meet:

Lili Von Shtupp, Tina Majorino, Marissa Tomei, Arwen, Janet Margolin (1969), Branka Katic, Bic Runga, Isabelle Adjani, Cynthia Ettinger, Bucktooth Jane, Landlady, Alexis Dziena, Suga-T, Hermione Granger

Music:

Sir-Mix-A-Lot, mob shit bitch (if you know about The Click you know the deal), Devin, Westside Connection, Scarface, Mac Dre album covers, Joanna Newsom, TV For The Radio, The Dining Rooms, Corporate Thievery, TuPac, Musiq, Bone, Alicia Keys, Slick Rick, Lil' Flip, Karate, Turf Talk, DJ Quik, it's a thin like between love and hate, Outkast, Eightball & MJG, homemade blues, Muriel and Apple's singing out at Guemes, Broken Ears, Wu-Tang, Toxic by Britney Spears, Louis Armstrong, Anatomy of a Broken Heart, Contra Code, Dead Americans, anything bootlegged but mainly just mix tapes (and I mean cassettes), Warren G & Nate Dogg (REG-U-LATERS!! Mount up!) Brutha Lynch, Richie Rich, Shock G, B.I.G., MC Eight, Nas, George Clinton, Snoop Dogg, Tela, 112, I just got home from Texas baby and you didn't even know I was gone, Jodeci, Tony Toni Tone, TLC (RIP Left Eye), Boyz 2 Men, Blackstreet, Cypress Hill, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rage Against The Machine, Do or Die, Built To Spill, Hank Williams, Bic Runga, symphonies, Sara Vaugh, Ella Fitzgerald, Twista, RBG, season of the witch, Crucial Conflict, Operation Ivy, Gangstarr, Portishead, one is the lonliest number that you'll ever do, it's kinda hard to be optimistic when your homies laying dead on the pavement twisted, get down James Brown, I'm like Jay-Z without bling on I'm complex I get my Che Geuvara on whenever someone's got a chain 'round their neck, that one song by Nelly Furtado, Aaliah (RIP), Donna Summers, Gladys Knight, Ab Rude, Aretha Franklin, Marvin Gaye, Johnny Cash, Loretta Lynn, Nina Simone, you should love it way more then you hate it: 50 cent, and the sound track from Little Shop of Horrors

Movies:

Charlie Hustle Blueprints of a Self-Made Millionaire, On The Waterfront, 1932 version of Scarface, Public Enemy, Dead Presidents, Wayne's World, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Black Cat White Cat, Life Aquatic, Motorcycle Diaries, Ong Bak, Kung Fu Hustle, House of Flying Daggers, Series of Unfortunate Events, Sneakers, Bubba Ho-Tep, The Mack, James & The Giant Peach, Labyrinth, Animal House, Kill Bill, Lion King, Uncle Buck, Pi, Short Circuit, Beavis & Butthead do America, Phantom Tollbooth, Great White Hype, Batteries Not Included, Night of The Lving Dead, Hoop Dreams, Nightmare on Elm Street, Pulp Fiction, Enter The Dragon, Life & Debt, Adams Family, Ghost Busters, The Black Cauldron, Blow, Southpark, Transformers, Young Frankenstien, Once Upon a Time in America, North By Northwest, Silverado, Milo & Ottis, House of 1000 Corpses, Raging Bull, 25th Hour, Boondock Saints, Stanno Tutti Bene, Menace 2 Society, Cinema Paradiso, Amalie, Triplets of Belleville, Up In Smoke, Nice Dreams, Resevior Dogs, Aliens, Princess & the Warrior, Memento, Blue Velvet, Clerks, Casino, Juice, Bandits, all the Batmans, Terminator 2, Iron Monkey, Princess Bride, My Cousin Vinny, City of Lost Childrem, Delicatessan, Apocolpyse Now, The Tenant, Dark Crystal, Spirited Away, Ninja Scroll, Blazing Saddles, Obstacles, I'm 'Bout It, El Mariachi, Three Amigos, Happy Gilmore, Sally Does Texas, Scrooged, Blood In Blood Out, Little Shop of Horrors, A Christmas Story, X-Men 1&2, Time Bandits, Wizards, Winged Migration, Little Rascals, Major League, Boyz in the Hood, Rhyme & Reason, Goodfellas, Chicken Run, Baseketball, Labyrinth, Fight Club, Snatch, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Lock Stock, Chinese Connection, Zack Jackson 1&2, Godfather 1-3, 12 Monkeys, Usual Suspects, Desperado, Royal Tennebaums, Rounders, Donnie Brasco, Lord of The Rings 1-3, School of Rock, Zoolander, How to Be a Player, Finding Nemo, Shrek, Toy Story, Taxi Driver, Take the Money and Run, Bad News Bears, The Sandlot, Ghost Dog, Ghost World, Mafia, Bad Boys, The Rock, Hero, Napoleon Dynamite, American Pimp, I Heart Huckabees, Talk To Her, Karate Kid 1-2, Wallace & Gromit

Television:

it's not TV. it's HBO: CARNIVALE, SOPRANOS, Animaniacs, mad scientist from The Simpsons, Madchen Amick and Sherilyn Fenn from Twin Peaks, dark haired broad from That 70's Show

Books:

American Pitbull, Sicilian Lives, Grendel, 42nd Parallel, Native Son, Song of the Exile, Flight to Canada, Rum Diary, Curse of Lono, Cane, Godfather, short stories by Alice Walker, Invisible Man, Bury Me Standing, A Light in the Attic, Matilda, The Book of Leviathan, Autobiography of Malcolm X, Yellow Back Radio Broke Down, Cheech Wizard volume II, MAD's Sergio Aragones on Parade, Dinotopia, That Was Then This Is Now, The Tao of Muhammad Ali, Shogun, The Twits, Chicago's Man Over Las Vegas: Tony Spilotro, 1984, Animal Farm, The Art of War, The Mafia Encyclopidia, Lee Iiocca's autobiography, The Art of Getting Over, How Can One Sell The Air?, Soprano's Selected Scripts Seasons 1-3, A Lesson Before Dying, Jews Without Money, Fist Stick Knife Gun, You Shall Know Our Velocity (even though I haven't read it), The Word For World is Forest, Venus on the Halfshell, Leadership Secrets of Attila the Hun, The Road Less Traveled, Slapstick, Notes of a Dirty Old Man, The Hobbit, Ham On Rye, anything by Mario Puzo, anything by John Irving, Ishmael, The Firm, Intimate, anything by Giovanni Verga, Tin Tin, Scarey Stories to Tell in the Dark 1-3, East Side Stories, Midnight in Sicily, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, New York Noir, Waiting For Food, the first four Harry Potters, In Cold Blood, The White Album, Geek Love, Hey Rube, Milagro Beanfield War, Harold and the Purple Crayon, Where the Wild Things Are, Free Lance Pall Bearers, Hell's Angels... and lots, lots more - I just can't think of all of them

Heroes:

Bhiver One PiRats AF BYC Wreckage Collective Brokenears, Old men from Casalvecchio Siculo, Lil' Flip, Uncle Scrooge from Duck Tales, Land Lady, Roger Rabbit, Freddie Krueger, Alfred E. Nueman, Gambit, Calvin and Hobbs, Ninja Turtles, Dali, Steve Zissou, Uncle June, Kip Dynamite, Samson, the Gonzo Journalist (RIP), ODB (RIP), Ishmael Reed, 213 - amongst other round-table kings and queens whose crowns shine strongly............Rest in peace to my loved ones who fell before they were meant to: AUNT MARI ANN, BIG MYKE ALEXANDER, MAURICE SMOOTS, BRYAN BETZ, MICHAEL ROSS, AARON ROBERTS, TANYA FRAZIER, LAWRENCE FRANKLIN, ISSIAH FROM HIGH POINT

My Blog

BHIVER ART

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Posted by Chinchilla Casalini on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 05:36:00 PST

My Movie! New West Seattle Screening!

On Top Of Spaghetti will be playing continously in rotation at the BYOA art show this Saturday! It's with the Seattle Outsiders Art Project at the Youngstown Cultural Art Center: 4408 Delridge Way S...
Posted by Chinchilla Casalini on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 04:00:00 PST

My name is Nick, this is me:

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Posted by Chinchilla Casalini on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 10:35:00 PST

my film at SEATTLE ART MUSEUM Sun. June 3 6pm

Man, everyone's gotta come out for this one. Sunday June 3, 2007 6pm Seattle Art Museum! $8 Seattle True Independent Film Festival: S T I F F . We gotta pack that theater, can't wait to see you the...
Posted by Chinchilla Casalini on Wed, 30 May 2007 09:09:00 PST

OTOS NYC PREMIERE!

 NEW YORK CITY PREMIERE!! "ON TOP OF SPAGHETTI" a short film written and directed by Nick Casalini with original music by Wayne Horvitz WEDNESDAY MAY 16, 2007 6pm at The Anthology Film Arch...
Posted by Chinchilla Casalini on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 01:49:00 PST

Red Carpet Special... my movie...

You are invited to the premier screening of On Top Of SpaghettiA 15 minute short film written and directed by Nick Casalini with music by Wayne Horvitz http://photobucket.com/" target="_blank">..http:...
Posted by Chinchilla Casalini on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 05:13:00 PST

"Famous people dress like idiots."

-the hottest quote on the block straight outta Mario C's little mind. FerRealDough42
Posted by Chinchilla Casalini on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 08:04:00 PST

Add "Mario Brothers", rep their song, see what happens...

If you haven't done it already, go to my top 8 most favorite friends in the whole wide world and add "Mario Brothers" to yer shit. Listen to the music and if you put your favorite song of theirs on ye...
Posted by Chinchilla Casalini on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 09:34:00 PST

Thank God for Ice Cube

Ice Cubical is king of the universe.  Pretty much the best song since Check Yourself.  Please pay extra special attention to the dancing '61 in the back ground.  That's my favorite lowl...
Posted by Chinchilla Casalini on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 10:08:00 PST

Rachel McAdams Crashers

yeah her, and the lady from King of Queens, and MIA, and Cris' drug intervention in season 4, and Strangers With Candy, and 5 megapixel Olympus something or other, and not smoking weed, and Nate Dogg,...
Posted by Chinchilla Casalini on Sat, 20 Aug 2005 11:47:00 PST