Eccentrica Gallumbits - ProfilesArchive

About Me

*DISCLAIMER* All characters from the Hitchhiker's Guide To the Galaxy are the sole property of Douglas Adams. I'm just borrowing one. frazy My name is Eccentrica Gallumbits and I am the most successful prostitute in the Universe. Many people wonder how far away from my body that my erogenous zones start. Some people say that they start 4 miles away from my actual body. Ford Prefect, the cheeky little devil, says they start 5 miles away. They actually start 42 miles away. THATS IT! The question to life, the Universe, and everything. Shh, don't tell those nasty little mice. The only bad part about being me is that it's a real pain in the ass to find bras that come with 3 cups. fantasy layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com love / music / movies / frazy Hot Free Layouts

My Interests

Counting my erogenous zones and banging Zaphod Beeblebrox. .. width="425" height="350" ..

I'd like to meet:

Zaphod Beeblebrox again. He is the best bang since the big one. And maybe Arthur Dent. I hear he has a really nice towel. Oh, and Zem (I need a new mattress) .. width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

Anything by Disaster Area. That Hotblack Desiato is SO sexy... width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

I'm mostly into comedies and sci-fi. Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Kevin Smith's work (well, before the Earth was blown up), the Star Wars saga, and the Rocky Horror Picture Show (I want Frank's lingerie)

Television:

I don't watch a lot of TV. I'm much to busy with my "business". Although I do occasionally watch one of Zaphod's speeches. Especially the ones that are filmed in my bedroom.

Books:

Douglas Adams - Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy;Oolon Colluphid - Everything You Never Wanted To Know About Sex But Have Been Forced To Find Out;Eccentrica Gallumbits - The Big Bang Theory - A Personal View

Heroes:

Zaphod Beeblebrox, Marvin, and Ford Prefects towel (long story, don't ask).. width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..