Here I am, brain the size of a planet...
I was created by the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation along with other robots with GPPs (Genuine People Personalities). Dreadful isn't it?
Here is the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation company song:
Share and Enjoy
Share and Enjoy
Share and Enjoy
Journey through life
With a plastic boy
Or girl by your side
Let your pal be your guide
And when it breaks down
Or starts to annoy
Or grinds when it moves
And gives you no joy
Cos it's eaten your hat
Or had sex with your cat
Bled oil on your floor
Or ripped off your door
And you get to the point
You can't stand any more
Bring it to us, we won't give a fig
We'll tell you, "Go stick your head in a pig."
I'm not getting you down at all am I?