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About Me

I...AM THE RINGMASTER IN A CIRCUS OF PARAPLEGIC MIMES! THE ONE AND ONLY, TRUE ORIGINAL...NEANDERPAUL'S NOT ONLY A STUPID RADIO NAME...IT'S ME. SOME KID THOUGHT IT'D BE FUNNY TO CALL ME THAT WHEN I WAS AN OVERGROWN ADOLESCENT. NOW, I'M 6'1", 275LBS OF PERPETUAL ADOLESCENCE. AND ACCORDING TO SIX FLAGS THEME PARKS I'M A "PERSON OF UNUSUAL PROPORTIONS" (HOW BOUT THAT LADIES!!!!) THANKS FOR THE INSPIRATION KID...WHEREVER YOU ARE.SUPPORT SALEM!REST IN PEACE BROTHER DIME! 12-08-04 YOU ARE NOT FORGOTTEN!A 22-year Radio-Jerk, and proud member of the DOOM CREW INC. I can't thank Zakk enough for the honor! You sir...are Uber-Gay!I'm a Radio Jerk. Basically, on the showbiz ladder, right at the bottom is Rodeo Clown. One rung up is Radio Clown. And only because I don't fit into the barrel. Check out www.neanderpaul.com which will just relocate you to whatever radio station I'm working for at the time. Right now it returns you here...It should bounce you to 98.9 THE ROCK! Kansas City's Rock Station! It doesn't because I'm lazy as shit, and haven't set it up to forward.I ride. I ride American. And when the weather sucks too much to ride...I drive a HEMI.I also drink Pepsi. It will eventually give me elevated sugar levels, and I'll develop diabetes, and die from it. But at least I won't be drinking shitty tonic!Radio doesn't suck. Bad radio personalities do. You know who you are!To answer a lot of e-mail questions in one shot...stations I've worked for (in order of employment):WDJM-FM(College) "The Metro-West Alternative"WZLX-FM Boston "Boston's Classic Rock"WHDH-AM Boston "News/Talk 850"WHEB-FM Portsmouth, NH "Rock N' Roll 100.3"WAAF-FM Boston "The Only Station That Really Rocks!"WRNX-FM Amherst - "Renaissance Rock For The Pioneer Valley" (WHAT???)I did 1 overnight and quit. They owe me pay.WMFS-FM Memphis - when it was "Solid Rock 92-9 MFS!"WCKW-FM New Orleans - when it was "Rock 92.3"WEGE-FM Columbus, OH - when it was "Eagle 103.9"KRXQ-FM Sacramento - "98 Rock"WAAF-FM Boston "If It Rocks..it's 107.3 WAAF!"WBCN-FM Boston "The Rock Of Boston"KQRC-FM Kansas City "The Rock!"I've been fired three times in 22 years...only one guy did it face-to-face. The others fired me by telephone. You decide if that's weak, or not.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The guy who invented Pepsi. I might go gay for that guy. There...I've said it.
Hey you! KC is in Missouri!

Music:

This depends on my mood. I'll tell you what I don't like: I don't like whiny fake rock stars who complain about their miserable lives. Grab a friggin' hammer and do a day's work. Then tell me how your life sucks. I believe the "holy trinity of rock" is Zeppelin, VH, and Aerosmith. I also dig (in no particular order) Black Label Society, the Cult, Motorhead, Thin Lizzy, Vai, Devin Townsend, Porcupine Tree, Tool, Kings X, Moke, ACDC, Sevendust, Killer Dwarfs, Spread Eagle, Big Wreck/Thornley, PUBLIC ENEMY, GnR, Badlands, Sabbath, Angel City (The Angels), Fastway, Scatterbrain, English Beat, Danko Jones, Living Colour, The Police, Queen, Thomas Dolby, Seemless, Extreme..

Movies:

What am I applying for a job now? Office Space, Spinal Tap, Slap Shot, anything by Kevin Smith, or Quentin Tarantino. More recently...I really liked The Departed. It's pretty close to what life was like in Southie.

Television:

The Riches is the absolute fucking best thing on TV right now! With the possible exception of Entourage

Books:

I went to State College....well more accurately, I've been thrown out of State College...twice...as you might surmise, I didn't exactly memorize Chaucer. I am a voracious reader though. I do it for me...not for some class, or because it's expected.

Heroes:

I'm quite fond of those who willingly risk their lives in defense of our country. I may not agree with the reason...but anyone who wears the uniform...be they a cop, or firefighter, or soldier deserves a beer on you. Pick up the tab and kiss their asses for keeping you alive.

My Blog

How Do I Say Goodbye?

This sucks...You might remember, 2 years ago when I had to take my cat Eddie to the Dr. and found out it was time...Well...just took his brother Dave, who's almost 17 now to the vet cuz he was getting...
Posted by Neanderpaul on Wed, 21 May 2008 08:22:00 PST

BLS is NOT a Motorcycle Club!

Yes...I am an Patched Member of the Black Label Society Doom Crew. It's an honor to receive the BLS Colors from Zakk. Took years, and I'm proud to fly them. However, I've been getting ...
Posted by Neanderpaul on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 02:45:00 PST