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joksta zombag

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About Me


i love to smoke.i dont smoke cigz.just the green cigz,mostly bonghits. and plus i have a kid. i dont see him much. i wish i could only if his mother wasn't such a coo coo head.i live with my parents. im such a f-ing loser,but i feel if i keep creating good karma. god will let me in the gates of heaven when i die. . this is heaven to me where there is no hate or evil bitches running around. i really dont have any beleifs right now, but deep down inside i feel there is a god.and in the end i hope he or she will forgive me for all the bad stuff i do,like smoking,and drinking sometimes,and watching porno,and for the gore factor in my life.{i love george a. romero}.a good day for me is the day im off of work,and first thing as soon as i wake up.i do a little wake and bake.as im doing that i like to read a comic book or i'll write storys mostly about zombies. after that i'll play some video games,then watch some porno.then bam sleep.sleep is a really big thing for me.SLEEP is a cousin of death,and i want to die . NO not really i want to be famous MyGen Profile Generator MyGen Profile Generator MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests



smoking,smoking,smoking.comics,no superheros just zombies like the walking dead or zomble world or zombie tales.smoking.tv, computers,bonghits,music,video games,like resident evil,action figures.pretty much if i really wanted to save a tree from being chomped down,and live in it for a whole year.if they build me a tree house with all this stuff in there for me.i would do it.which leads me to my love for life.hey im only a tree hugging hippi. not ashame. i love animals,especially adult male loins. they're so cute.i love reptiles. but i hate spiders,and other nasty inscents.the world should stop hunting,unless its for food, cuz love a fat hamburger when i got the muniches.and pizza ooh. MyGen Profile Generator MyGen Profile Generator MyGen Profile Generator

I'd like to meet:



a girl.so i dont have to watch porno.no, i want to meet people that don't give a sh*t. and know how to have a good time.man or woman,im not gay so dont float that boat to me, but let me say a friend with weed is a friend indeed.i dont go out much cuz i cant afford to.so if your a cool person who like to sit back,blaze one, and have a good laugh.give me a ringy dingy. especially a beautiful blonde with big boobys and a booty that tastes like french vanilla ice cream MyGen Profile Generator Add MARALIZE LEGIJUANA Gear

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Music:

Naughty Zombies - Hospital
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. NAUGHTY ZOMBIE is a real cool gothic/punk band on myspace music. plus the lead singer is a hot spainish chick, cant do wrong there. music.i love music. all kinds. u can't put a label on it with me,but it really all depends on what mood im in.i've been listening to alot of black urhura lately,and a lot of muse. im more into rock these days and reggie,but i was raised on rap. me raised in the midwest i was brought up to love BONE,do or die,and before i move to FL. 8 years ago i got into this local group up in the midwest called the GRIND family,they'er hot son.when i move to FL. nothing but techno everywhere. i hated techno at first, but was grown to love it.in techno i like george acosta,carl cox,spacemen,rabbit in the moon,baby anne. i can't listen to techno,and go out to raves all the time,because to much for my body and brain to handle at times.i already blaze up the gonj. my brain just cant take it at times.so thats when i turn to rock or bob marley. best rock bands,blound hound gang,my chemical penis,metellica,led zeppelin,korn,gunz n roses, AAF,deftones,and linkin park. exodus is the best bob marley record ever.

Movies:


now when it comes to movies. i am a movie freak. i love scary movies alot, and action movies. i some day want be a film maker,other than my own private films shhh. my most favrite movie in the world is THE CROW. we're talking about shear beauty, darkness, and action. a man can't rest in peace till revenge is stored upon a the men who raped and kill his wife as well as being thrown from a 3 story window, and a crow brings him back to life. to set the wrong things right. GREAT movie and plus brandon lee, bruce lee's son was kill maken that movie. i think brandon knew he was going to die, so he decide to make a great movie before he did. and i think we all know why he was killed. its because a the chinese people that didn't want bruce lee to teach americans, the chinese kung fu stuff. i dont want to say anymore so i'll live it at that. movies that i watch on a regular basis. day of the dead, dawn of the dead, notld, lotd, dumb and dumber, the thing, half baked, all the chinch and chong movies, they live, american beauty, pulp fiction, from dusk till dawn, the explorers, the goonies, resident evil 1 and 2, monster inc., toy story 1 and 2, shawn of the dead, sin city, killer clowns from outer space, it, and spider-man 1,2, and can't wait for 3. wow thats a long list. now for the my favorte directers. GEORGE A. ROMERO, quentin tarantino, steven spielberg, steven king, eli roth, john carpenter, and chris gore...wait not really,no i just kid.

Television:


AOTS,if you don't know what aots means. your not even worth being told what it means, so get a life,and G4. i really hate reality shows, like the real world, and big brother. i love the real world/road rules challnage crap, and maybe a road rules show every now and then. i like more action in the reality shows. like THE ULTIMATE FIGHTER. ONE OF THE BEST SHOWS EVER MADE. i'll watch survivor. i watched the first survivor,but no more other then the last one. EXILE ISLANDS, and can't wait for the next one,that show is the biggest void in my life. i love south park, tom and jerry, beast wars, dave chappelle, wonder showen, andy millanokes, wild boys, viva la bam, of course jackass. tom greeen. man i love tom green. maximum exposer, real tv, curb your athusiasum, sorry im a really bad speller, its not like u havn't notice. im gonna end this with one of the best shows there is, SCOOBY DOOBY DOO. well sort of,maybe after a toke or two.

Books:


anything not to do with pictures or drawing, i wont read it. i only read comic books, no super heros. i dont like to read alot . hero super tend to talk and think alot, although i do love the marvel zombies. i love zombie comics, like THE waliking dead, zombie tales, zombie world. i'll try to get the tradepaperbacks, unless the regular comics are valuable. in other graffic novel, i love JOHNNYthm, WANTED, dead world, the great and secret show, 30 days of nights, escape and night of the living dead, the last christmas, lenore, sin city, and living with zombies. i also read magazines, like fangorera, high times, the cryptic, gameinformer, and highlights u know for kids hehehe no...... sorry. yeah but thats about it. i hate reading, so mostly its just bonghits, video games, tv, pc, and then sleep....maybe a little midnight spank,if you know what i mean ;) MyGen Profile Generator MyGen Profile Generator MyGen Profile Generator

Heroes:

well of course K-per and his trusty sidekicks, THE blackman Will and zackattack. together they make, THE uncle ricky boys. they go screw the world of unharm, then come to homebase to be spank by uncle ricky for being such good boys. ha ha. i dont know who uncle ricky is, but i heard it on AOTS one day from Will and it was use towards kevin in a naughty way, so i hope i get a laugh from someone out there. hello mic check one, two. no. my other hero are. K-per, steve-o, bob marley, jimi hendrix, bill cinton well sort of, spider-man, tommy chong, huv heffner i think thats how u spell it, the crow, and leon kennedy. MyGen Profile Generator MyGen Profile Generator

My Blog

we're all zombies

people always poke fun at me for liking zombies alot. people always ask me why i like zombie so much. its because we're zombies. when u wake up in the morning to go to work, u r a zombie. when u get b...
Posted by joksta zombag on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 09:02:00 PST