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Well, if you know what movie I'm from, then you know about me. I'm a sludgy tar man that came out of a trioxin chemical barrel that had me cramped for years! I was in Return of the Living Dead, though the idiots who made the sequels ignored me and my fine acting for some reason. I'm the best tar man around, I look the best, not to mention it isn't so hard to just yell out one-liners like "Brains!". I guess they just figured I was dead after the first one, and didn't contact me. Little do they know I am still alive. Like the movie said, it was real, and I'm real. Some of you thought I was dead also huh? Well, this is what happened. After they rudely knocked off my head just because I wanted a bite of brain, I directed my body to find my head, as it did. After finding my head, I booked it out of the medical building, not knowing what else they would do to me if I were around. I beat the crap out of some old guy, took his car, and went drivin' for a few hundred miles. Little did I know they were going to nuke Louisville, lucky thing I got out of there. Later that night I sewed my head back on myself. Looks ok, could have been better. Doesn't look too bad on some one like me though. As time went by since I was released from the barrel, I noticed that more of my intelligence started to come back. Slowly but surely it did, which is why I am able to have a life again. Sure I'm rotting and sludgy, but I make my money, and have my share of women who like me.
So, that's the story of that. I go to concerts now, try to party with friends when I can, I'm always on the internet if I'm not doing anything else. The stuff I like I'll list somewhere else.
Don't shop at Wal-Mart!
Don't eat at McDonalds!
Want to know why I say not to shop at Wal-Mart? Watch the video below and find out. It's only around ten minutes, but it's part of a full movie. Links to the other parts should be after it. Watch and learn.
Also, it may take a while for me to add you. If your add request gets deleted because I took to long to get to it, send another! I will eventually add you!
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!!!!!*Attention - This is not the real Tar Man, who is Allan Trautman! This is a character profile I made for fans. I wouldn't put this here, but some people are mistaking me for Allan, and I don't want them confused. The profiles in my top friends are the real profiles of the people from the movie, so add them if you like.*!!!!!
Here are some promotional posters and international posters for you to look at: