*Ahem the beautiful pantless wonder

About Me

Best fucking kids ever! Listen to them, love them, see them! ♥
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I'm 18, and i have ADD along with most of the other kids that live around here. Surfing is my favorite thing along with drinking in mastic, field hockey, and driving fast.
I'll pretty much do anything once. I'm shy around people i dont know, or in large groups, but i'm a crazy asshole with my friends. i dont really like girls, theres to much drama that goes on with that shit so i try to avoid friends that are girls. my best friends are mostly guys, except Amanda, Liz & Christina my three best girl friends. My brother is my best friend of all and Mark is my best guy friend and we fight like we're married. My brother's girlfriend mary is fucking awesome, i see her as my sister.
I love everone that lives in the mastic house...Mike, Jesse, Chris, & Joe and obv all the kids that always hang out there. I think its funny when i get wasted and cant walk, and fall out windows... I think its even funnier when i get hurt and break something.
I dont like people when they're fucking assholes, esp when girls are dumb bitches to me when i first meet them. But if you're cool i'll be nice to you as well.
thats it.
Euphoria Fo Lyfe!
MY LIVE JOURNAL
»dont ask me to whore you, fucking idiots
»i smoke cigarettes and i dont care if you like it
»i drink and also dont care if you like it
»i'm agnostic AND still dont care if you like it
»i have tattoos and i really dont care if you think the bible says i'm going to hell for it like some dumbass kid named ajay?
»i'm not sxe but if you are i dont care as long as you dont preach to me
»i want to be a photographer and travel the world
»my mom wants me to model, but i think shes insane
»i'm insane and like having a good time
»i love driving
»i also like to drink and then apparently jump down stairs? and in and out of windows
»i love my friends more than you
»message me before you add me!!!!
» i dont like girls, they piss me off, so if you're a girl and you're going to add me, i suggest a message first bc i prob dont like you
» dont send me a message about how you want to fuck/ fool around/ make out/ hang out...that does not get my attention nor does it turn me on in any way. IF you send me a message like this, i will not answer you and deff will not add you
»i'm usualy a nice person, but dont piss me off
»i dont want to be hurt anymore.
The bright light its calling me upward, I follow and leave you alone. Now your all alone, And I leave you with nobody by your side Not to hurt you ever again, Never break your spirit's torment.
This is some of my photography! Click to view :)
This is my best friend. and i love her ♥

My Interests

This is a funny ass video i made. hahaha

surfing

TATTOOS

friends

field hockey

music

AMANDA

FRISBEE

taking pictures

driving

going to shows

playing with animalssssssss

uhhhhhhh idk

pizza??

shit like that...

I'd like to meet:

i dont want to meet anyone. fuck you :)

WERD LIFE.
♥

adopt your own virtual pet!

if you really want my sn ask for it, that does not mean that i'm going to give it to you, or that i'm even going to answer you.

watch this and fucking learn something!

Click to zoom in on my visitor map!

Music:

you are: the pile on! you just can't stand around
or mosh like everyone else, you HAVE to get
in on top of the action. Everyone loves you,
and most people love to watch or take part in
you!

Which moshpit move are you?
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Movies:

american history x
FINDING NEMO
romper stomper
fight club
Step Into Liquid
Kill Bill vol 1 and vol 2.
TROY
The endless summer 1 &2
The bourne supremacy

Television:

idk...dont really watch T.V.
Wild boys? and ummm anything just rediculous...
some crazy show called how clean is your house...pretty nuts

Books:

harry potter

Heroes:

YOUR MOM

My Blog

my top 8!!!

*~My Top 8 Friends~*Created by ohsowild714 and taken 129 times on Bzoink1st friend-Amanda2nd friend-Brother3rd friend-Sister in laww4th friend-Liz5th friend-Christina6th friend-Evan7th friend-Alex8th ...
Posted by *Ahem the beautiful pantless wonder on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 03:07:00 PST

"HOLY CRAP ITS ORIONS BELT!"

Devin is a loser head because he doesnt know the constellations! ♥
Posted by *Ahem the beautiful pantless wonder on Wed, 05 Oct 2005 08:47:00 PST

surf picture

this is really the only picture i have of me surfing, and its during the smallest day ever, and its blurry, oh well what can you do? eh...just wanted to post it and shit, cause i can do that hahaha. ...
Posted by *Ahem the beautiful pantless wonder on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 11:43:00 PST

playing with photoshop...

yes thats me, walking on train tracks.
Posted by *Ahem the beautiful pantless wonder on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 09:15:00 PST

this is why i love alex sooooo much...

Dah Dah Dah Kota says:do you know the fairy tail humpty dumpty? this is what you call love says:yeah Dah Dah Dah Kota says:yeh Dah Dah Dah Kota says:welllll Dah Dah Dah Kota says:another feew things a...
Posted by *Ahem the beautiful pantless wonder on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

why do slutty ass girls keep adding me?

really, i dont get it. i'm not fucking gay why would i want you skeet ass ho's as my friend. if you have pictures of your tits or ass or naked pictures of yourself on your myspace page and your myspac...
Posted by *Ahem the beautiful pantless wonder on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

thats where i got my new myspace name from :)

i come as before: i come as before: still have no pants on but you cant tell! HAHA StarUpInThexSky: hahahahahhaha StarUpInThexSky: youre the pantless wonder i come as before: lmfao StarUpInThex...
Posted by *Ahem the beautiful pantless wonder on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

HEEYYYYYY....

i'm drunk :) t'is always fun!@
Posted by *Ahem the beautiful pantless wonder on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

idk i'm bored

PASSIONATE LOVER. You love to love, always lookingfor a relationship. You cannot live without it.Your lover must be passionate and you wantthat you and your partner melt into each other.He/She should...
Posted by *Ahem the beautiful pantless wonder on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

crazy day...

me- - "what street is your house on?" ** - - "keep going straight" yeah inside joke...
Posted by *Ahem the beautiful pantless wonder on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST