alex lane [novelty] - ProfilesArchive

About Me

if there's one thing i've learned, it's that we never feel the heat until we get burned. we try so hard not to die, sometimes we forget to appreciate life.-The Spill Canvas

i'm a sassy-pants kind of broad and i can bro-down with the best of them.
not into conflict, or anger, or drama, or shit-talking. but it happens, and that's life.
i dont want to be a cynic or a skeptic, but i am both of those things.
if i were a fruit, i'd be a pineapple.
i have a favorite shark and a favorite dinosaur. you should, too. ask me about them.
sometimes, i just wanna DANCE.
i miss 95% of my friends. all the time. it's cool, whatever.
music is #1. photography is #1andahalf. without these things, i know not who nor where i would be.
i dont date.
i miss the suburbs.
that which does not kill me can only make me stronger.
<[b>stay brutal.]

My Interests

music. photography. movies. sharks. dinosaurs. people. animals and not eating them. peanut butter. art. mountains. the ocean. nature.

I'd like to meet:

if i were friends with every pam, beth, and sherry just because they were nice, i'd have noah's fucking ark in my phone book.-Jawbreaker

my doppleganger.

people that dont bug me.

dudes who live closer than 150+ miles from me, pleaseANDthankyou.

aim-is0nfire

Music:

is the only constant.

Movies:

tim burton. wes anderson. christopher guest. kevin smith.
foreign. old. black and white. subtitled. animated. entertaining.
i like a lot of movies.

Television:

shark week . degrassi. Fuse. adult swim. law and order: svu. entourage. big love. carnivale.

Books:

are second only to music.

Chuck Klosterman, Christopher Moore, H.P. Lovecraft, Chuck Palahniuk.
anything that inspires me to employ my talent for walking and reading.

Heroes:

my amazing friends.
my fantastic parents.
music.

My Blog

i call this one "proof."

a photograph is evidence. it's evidence of time. it's evidence of a place. it's evidence of a time and a place, proof that you were, that you did, that you existed previous to that moment. a photograp...
Posted by alex lane [novelty] on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 08:36:00 PST

just a little mildly offensive something...

this is the shit that goes through my head when i'm home alone...so there's "yellow fever" if you're into asians, and "jungle fever" if you're into black men/women, but what if you're just into white ...
Posted by alex lane [novelty] on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 06:02:00 PST

I HAVE SOME THINGS TO SAY.

-just when you think you know someone...they turn out to be a huge piece of selfish crap. shame, too, because you know they have amazing potential.-i think i have a girl crush on hayley williams. not ...
Posted by alex lane [novelty] on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 05:44:00 PST

Page Six said you're ugly...on the inside.

it blows my mind that there are parts of NYC society that are just completely and totally worlds apart from anything i have ever and will ever know. its just so hard to wrap my head around. i was read...
Posted by alex lane [novelty] on Mon, 21 May 2007 05:00:00 PST

why?

why do i insist on making the same mistakes over and over and over again? why dont i put enough distance between myself and my cell phone when there's little to no distance between me and a bottle of ...
Posted by alex lane [novelty] on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 10:59:00 PST

just a curious question

what gives with people not being straightforward anymore? speak your mind and assume nothing. i'll never stop giving a shit about things like this.i've been numb before.i enjoy feeling feelings....
Posted by alex lane [novelty] on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 12:16:00 PST

you stay away from me with your Y chromosomes.

also, this might be the first time that i've ever listened to Fall Out Boy and thought that Pete Wentz really knew what was up. shit man, you know things have gone retarded when FOB lyrics are hitting...
Posted by alex lane [novelty] on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 06:32:00 PST

Excuse Me, Sir, But I Do Believe You're Wearing My Pants & I'd Like To Have Them Back: a rant

you know what i'm sick of? boys in girl pants. but its not just the girl pants, is the eyeliner and the tiny tshirts and the blowdrying and straightening the hair and using more fucking product than i...
Posted by alex lane [novelty] on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 05:28:00 PST

NEW APARTMENT!!!

we got the apartment!!!its across the street and about 30 yards down the block from where i am now.its perfect. PERFECT!i move next weekend haha apartment-warming party, anyone???
Posted by alex lane [novelty] on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 08:44:00 PST

my island nights are all spent dying.

i very obviously have an issue being optimistic and letting myself be happy. its just so much easier to assume the worst.
Posted by alex lane [novelty] on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 06:16:00 PST