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jessie hot pants

the fats are on the town this summer

About Me

I'm not happy unless I'm stealing something.

My Interests

slapping faces, free food, photography, stealing, looking ugly in pictures, hot dogs, passing out in random places while drunk, breaking things, power steering, darkrooms, planetariums

I'd like to meet:

Nick Carter

Movies:

Adaptation, Battle Royale

Television:

The Office, Arrested Development, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Upright Citizens Brigade

Heroes:

WhITNEY Frances Dailey