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Loves Ponies / Hates Phonies!

Nobody enjoys shooting penguins, but if you have to shoot penguins you might as well enjoy it!

About Me

What does that mean!!?!? "Kooter Blurbs", sounds like something i would only do after some Bacardi & a bag of Oreo's! (dont get me wrong I have definitly love'd the shit out of a entire bag or double stuff Oreo's, seriously bet me to do it!).Rules dont apply to a man who has stared death in the face.Lets burn up the ice with our RED HOT LOVE.Was there a goalie at the alamo.... No? EXACTLY!

My Interests

I enjoy doing stuff... but there is some stuff I dont like to do just as much.

I'd like to meet:

who would i like to meet?..... Probably Shinobi or Ninja Gaiden ya know to learn some bad ass ancient fighting techniques!

Music:

any awesome motivational fast passed rock with mosh breaks.

Movies:

I really like Mouse Hunt, and Home Alone 1 & 2 (if any movie has ever reached it pinnacle in its sequel its Home Alone. those other straight to DVD Home Alone movies where complete shit though). I also like some collected work directed by Wes Anderson, Kevin Smith. Also any movie with alot of poop & fart jokes.

Television:

The Simpsons also Futurama and Family Guy (though American Dad I really dont like, does anybody else feel this way? I hate how its right between the Simpsons and Family Guy, I'm just too lazy to move or change the channel so I watch it, but its kinda crumby). I also like Robot Chicken, Flight Of The Conchords is probably the best new show on TV.

Books:

Ryan Gattis's King Fu High School was a favorite, I think they are making a movie out of it. the Chuck's I like to call them (Chuck Klosterman & Chuck Palaniuk), Vonnegut, and Orson Scott Card. I am all about Edward Abby (you got to read the Monkey Wrench Gang). lets keep reading America!

Heroes:

you probably are expecting me to say like Jimmy Page or like Henry Rollins, but fuck Henry Rollins (the man is no fun). I guess as cliche' as it maybe the real heroes are like most of our own Fathers and like firefighters and Ghandi and shit.

My Blog

My First Consumer Blog

OK I usally reserve my blog-age-ability for things I really feel emotionally compelled toward. I guess this time is no different, unfortunately the emotion Im feeling is anger. Generally with my laid ...
Posted by Loves Ponies / Hates Phonies! on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 03:55:00 PST

A Rock Tour Diary

I just got back from a 2 week rock tour featuring: Dynamite Plan (Asa, Ian & Pete) Robot Goes Here (Dave) and the "Broadies" (consisting of Colin and I). Six deep in a van for hours a day never kn...
Posted by Loves Ponies / Hates Phonies! on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 08:04:00 PST

If this isn't a metaphor I dont know what is.

I'm 26 I have a high school education and even a college degree. I have my own car, a job and no physical handicaps. Perhaps this is why people have a tendency to raise an eyebrow when I tell them I s...
Posted by Loves Ponies / Hates Phonies! on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 11:00:00 PST

At Times Like These I Wish I Knew How To Whistle

Imagen a scene from a million movies, one I'm sure we are all familiar with: The star or hero of the film is walking down the road when all of a sudden the trail grows darker.  Intimidated b...
Posted by Loves Ponies / Hates Phonies! on Thu, 17 May 2007 09:55:00 PST

Benefits of a brain tumor

Ok my first web blog... to be captured in cyberspace forever...dear blog;I have been waking up with the worst headache's. I havent been drink'n the night prior and for the life of me can begin to expl...
Posted by Loves Ponies / Hates Phonies! on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 09:57:00 PST