Quite possibly the greatest exchange between two people, ever... |
Al Pacino: My name is Richard Roma.Salesman: Roma?Al Pacino: Yes.Salesman: And you are calling Stuckey Furniture?Al Pacino: Yes.Salesman: Ok, and is there a particular person you wanted to speak to?Al...
Posted by Dave on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 08:50:00 PST |
I’m Going To Hell |
(Tom just finished watching the Elephant Man)TOM: Amazing. i highly suggest watching the whole thing. John Hurt is amazing and the direciton is amazing as well...that movie just equals me being moved ...
Posted by Dave on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 04:03:00 PST |
Modus Operandi, or "The Cheese" |
I'm one step behind in every aspect of my life. This is the first time I've felt like I'm on the losing end of everything. Love? Money? Career? Take your pick. I'm honestly a joke right now. All my f...
Posted by Dave on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 11:12:00 PST |
The Things Ive Done Between Halo and "The Things Ive Done" |
I'm going to say this... If my rent check bounces, could the bank please refrain from charging me a monetary penalty? I mean, it's clear my finances are in dire straits. It's obvious that I DON'T HAVE...
Posted by Dave on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 10:30:00 PST |
Dave Is Acting |
Hey, what are you doing this weekend? Come see me play a fetus....
Posted by Dave on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:58:00 PST |
This Just In |
Every morning I wake up and put on the news. Without fail, I get pissed by the time I leave for work. Here's what's pissing me off right now about the news.You no longer get to call it "BREAKING NEWS"...
Posted by Dave on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 10:00:00 PST |
I’m single, I wanna mingle... |
Tom just gave me the best birthday gift I received this year.
Posted by Dave on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 03:02:00 PST |
Women Folk and Their Effect on Me |
Dating Nicole I learned that a kiss is much wetter than I thought it was.Dating Jeanine I learned that someone can actually care about me, and there is a responsibility that comes packaged with that. ...
Posted by Dave on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 10:16:00 PST |
Bazzar |
So it's my birthday, and my Internet and car are on the fritz. Hence I'm back at the library for some public computer time and my next stop will be the Pep Boys waiting room. But for now, just a coupl...
Posted by Dave on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 11:00:00 PST |
Yawning Cat |
While at work, I noticed a commercial on the television behind the bar promoting a new episode of "Inside Edition", and the tag line at the end simply said "Inside Edition. It's essential." Wow, not r...
Posted by Dave on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 09:57:00 PST |
