Ben The Coolest Guy To Ever Live Anywhere Ever

About Me

There was a time when no one said "there was a time", do you remember that? Probably not, it's okay though, that was back when time was young....a new idea for the masses. I wonder sometimes about many things in general. It's not scary...it's not wrong...many times it's funny. All thoughs little guys singing until they are ground into the one next to them. A lot of times you get some fun combinations of feet, arms, and maybe a torso or two.In all reality(s) though I'm a cool guy. Not very intense. I got some problems just like you. Hey I'm drinking an Ice Cold Coke right now, I bet you've done that recently....maybe you're doing it RIGHT NOW. Jesus it's almost like we're the same person!!!Never pet a burning dog.We've all got aberrations...of a sort...and places like this exist to explore other's and advertise ours.Happy Hunting!!!

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My Interests

Bowling, kittens, metaphysics, music, and your mom.
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I'd like to meet:

Some flesh eating zombies that are into group sex. OR MAYBE IM HERE TO MEET YOU! JUST YOU! READ MY PROFILE, MAKE ME YOUR FRIEND! IT WAS ALL FOR YOU, ME JOINING MYSPACE....ALL FOR YOU!!!
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Music:

Aphex Twin Panic! At The Disco Stabbing Westward Massive Attack Delirum Robert Miles The Fantoms Miss Kitten Peace Orchastra (Reset) Manson In Flames Autumn To Ashes Mr. Bungle Gwar Ministry Of Sound Golden Boy My Chemical Romance Genisis System Of A Down and more

Movies:

Rocky Horror Picture Show Pulp Fiction Schindler's List Killer Clown From Outer Space At The Mountains Of Madness Dagon Them god and some other crap

Television:

The Maxx yep that's the only show i've ever watched ever...yep even for a few minutes...nope not even at my buddy's house...nope not even when i was walking through the room at a party.
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Books:

All H.P. Lovecraft All Anne Rice Magical Use Of Thought Forms The Basics Of Esoteric Philosophy Nothing In This Book Is True But That's The Way It Is Terry Pratchet (Discworld Only...well maybe Omens too...) and a bunch of other occult and fictional non-sense.....Principa Discordia Revelations Of The Dark Mother The Book Of Nod Wendell's Azriel crap Necronomicon De Vermis Mysteries blah

Heroes:

Ronald McDonald and Hoppies From Asia
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My Blog

All We Are, Are Bullets....I Mean This

He's been trapped in his playground for to long. He looks up at me with that quasi-metallic face, and he knows. He feels it like none other. Sometimes I envy it, other times I fear i...
Posted by Ben The Coolest Guy To Ever Live Anywhere Ever on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 09:56:00 PST

My Heart Is On The Pitchfork

Wearing you heart on your shirt is moronic. You can just change your shirt. It means little and does less. Put your heart on a pitchfork and run through town with it on display, have...
Posted by Ben The Coolest Guy To Ever Live Anywhere Ever on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 07:32:00 PST

An End Of An End But Not A New Start

It was never supposed to be like this. The blood and the pain. Will there be peace in the valley tonight? Remember when we planned to rip that fucking place apart? We plan...
Posted by Ben The Coolest Guy To Ever Live Anywhere Ever on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 09:44:00 PST

Thank You Staffers

It's rare that I really see people who go out of their way to help me out, mainly because I'm a stubborn piece of shit that won't ask for it. Amanda Robb Justin Tina, thanks for your help at the lanes...
Posted by Ben The Coolest Guy To Ever Live Anywhere Ever on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 03:59:00 PST

Welsome Me Here

Someone once told me that someone once wrote that God was a moronic fairytale. That night I went out and ate a large Agnus steak, medium-rare. On the way there I decided that if I was Trick Turner's f...
Posted by Ben The Coolest Guy To Ever Live Anywhere Ever on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 10:17:00 PST