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i am jack's colon

if life gives you lemons make lemonade.. then find someone whose life gave them vodka and have a par

About Me

my name is shay. i'm not sane. it cant be helped. i like to laugh and attempt to make others laugh. usually succesfully because i'm good at making an ass of myself. i have no shame. i'm open minded and love to experience new things and meet new people. i'm always up for a good time whether it be partying or a long talk over coffee. i love to talk. i speak my mind. i'm very outgoing and open up to people easily. do the same in return and you may be worth my time. i know myself now more than i ever did before. i don't know exactly what i want to do with my life but i know exactly what i want out of it. i live for the moment and try to enjoy them all. tell me a secret an i'll take it to my grave. make me smile and you've won my heart. i can find happiness in the smallest of things. i'm easily entertained. i care about my friends deeply until shown that i shouldn't. i trust until given a reason not to. i appreciate honesty more than anything else in the world. i promise to always give it in return. i can be as motivated as i am lazy. i love my bed and it loves me back. i love playing on playgrounds. i love animals. i love hearing people's stories. i'm an awesome listener. i love my family. job. school. and whatever friends i have at the given moment. i wish friendships lasted longer. for the first time ever i'm comfortable with change. i try to stay optimistic but it doesn't always work. i'm not one for relationships unless i find someone i can't help but fall for. i've never had a problem with being single and won't forfeit it for just anyone. i know exactly what i want. it may not exist. i miss having someone i can connect with. i'm impulsive. indecisive. hopeful. creative. spontanious. sarcastic. and a walking contradiction. but i wouldn't have it any other way. pureEVIL397 on .a.i.m...

My Interests

i enjoy smiling/ laughing/ meeting new people/ partying/ sleeping/ watchingf movies/ beer pong/ cuddling/ photography/ writing/ drawing/ painting/ anything creative/ learning/ getting lost/ finding home/ long talks over coffee/ music/ concerts/ nintendo/ board games/ trivia/ bonfires/ camping/ driving around aimlessly/ having a destination/ hanging out with the fam/ going to school/ piercings/ tattoos/ soft lips/ open minds/ hugs/ kisses/ confidence/ honesty/ cigarettes/ drunkeness/ cute furry things/ bright colors/ makeup/ hair dye/ stuffed animals/ playgrouns/ house parties/ diners/ goldfish crackers/ box wine/ late night phone calls/ cuddling/ poetry/ taking pictures/ playing with my ferrets kitties dog/ random adventures/ sleeping in/ fluffy pillows/ disc golf/ bowling/ pretty smells/ pretty eyes/ pretty much anything that will keep me amused for even a moment/+++

I'd like to meet:

people i can connect with
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Shay[na]
Birthday: 4-23-86
Birthplace: detroit
Current Location: the twipp
Eye Color: blueish greyish
Hair Color: black [w/ burgundy roots]
Height: 5'6 i think
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty tighty
Your Heritage: i'm a mutt
The Shoes You Wore Today: are worn as fuck but i love them
Your Weakness: trusting people
Your Fears: not finding what i'm looking for
Your Perfect Pizza: supreme pizza hut w/ stuffed crust. Mmm!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: save up lots of money/ pick a degree
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: i'm an equal opportunity word user
Thoughts First Waking Up: fuuuuuuuuuck!
Your Best Physical Feature: i dig my eyes
Your Bedtime: whenever i feel the need to sleep
Your Most Missed Memory: there's lots of good one's.. but i'd rather make new ones then go back.
Pepsi or Coke: don't really care
MacDonalds or Burger King: the king
Single or Group Dates: any dates
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: arizona
Chocolate or Vanilla: depends on the item in question
Cappuccino or Coffee: love
Do you Smoke: yes. buti wont forever

Do you Swear: like a sailor
Do you Sing: when there's music
Do you Shower Daily: if i'm dirty
Have you Been in Love: i thought so at the time. i think i'd be better at it now.
Do you want to go to College: monday thru thursday
Do you want to get Married: some day
Do you belive in yourself: what else is there to believe in?
Do you get Motion Sickness: on merry-go-rounds. always have.
Do you think you are Attractive: i'd like to
Are you a Health Freak: hardly
Do you get along with your Parents: greatly
Do you like Thunderstorms: they're amazing
Do you play an Instrument: no dice
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yessum
In the past month have you Smoked: pot? no longer my friend
In the past month have you been on Drugs: can't say that i have
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: probably
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: never
In the past month have you been on Stage: not that i recall
In the past month have you been Dumped: would have to be in a relationship for that
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: that would be cold and hurty
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: it's possible
Ever been Drunk: wasted
Ever been called a Tease: sounds familiar
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: yep
How do you want to Die: surrounded by people i love
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: time will tell
What country would you most like to Visit: all of them
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: pretty ones
Favourite Hair Color: i'm impartial
Short or Long Hair: both are sexy
Height: tall. or at least taller than me.
Weight: have some
Best Clothing Style: your own
Number of Drugs I have taken: i've dabbled a bit
Number of CDs I own: never enough
Number of Piercings: like... 16ish
Number of Tattoos: 5 for now
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i never regret. only learn.

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Music:

dry kill logic/ MSI/ NIN/ Zao/ poison the well/ atreyu/ finger eleven/ tool/ the killers/ a perfect circle/ deftones/ finch/ smashing pumpkins/ journey/ shiny toy guns/ billy joel/ brand new/ panic at the disco/ john lennon/ afi/ blindside/ muse/ david bowie/ killswitch engage/ combichrist/ alkaline trio/+++

Movies:

love::: eternal sunshine of the spotless mind/ donnie darko/ silence of the lambs/ requiem for a dream/ the matrix/ primer/ big fish/ the labrynth/ dark crystal/ x-men/ boondock saints/ interview with a vampire/ lord of the rings/ harry potter/ the life of david gale/ stigmata/ dogma/ mallrats/ several others by kevin smith/ the craft/ fear and loathing is las vegas/ pirates of the carribean/ american beauty/ seven/ the butterfly effect/ grandma's boy/ the village/ the sixth sense/ the jacket/ the secret window/ sin city/ how to lose a guy in ten days/ waiting/ a knights tale/ the beach/ anchorman/ and sooooo many more/+++

Television:

CSI/ family guy/ forensic files/ futurama/ south park/ nip tuck/ comedy central presents/ x-files/ while you were out/ trading spaces/ dirty jobs/ skeleton stories/ plastic surgery before and after/ the discovery channel/ the daily show/ the colbert report/ scrubs/+++

Books:

if only i had the attention span to read books.

Heroes:

my mumsey... and all the people who have ever helped me jump my car when i left my lights on like a moron :) thank u helpful strangers!

My Blog

virtually loved

to those whom i've hurt, i'm sorry to those who've hurt me, you're forgiven to everyone i've ever cared about, i'll never forget you to the one's i still love, i hope to always to my friends of the pa...
Posted by i am jack's colon on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 05:10:00 PST

take it down.. pass it around

drunk = happy stoned = stupid life = lovely people = lame today = decent tomorrow = hope content as i may be i can't help but wish for more...
Posted by i am jack's colon on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 10:38:00 PST

somebody pinch me

i woke up this morning and chose not to exist today. plunging back to a world that's whatever i want it to be, just until i open my eyes. i woke up this afternoon with a less than sunny disposit...
Posted by i am jack's colon on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 02:49:00 PST

don't flatter yourself

every smile i've ever told you has been a lie. i don't love anyone anymore. if you think i care it's only a facade. perhaps it always has been. why should i give a shit when i'm left alone to rot. eve...
Posted by i am jack's colon on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 11:47:00 PST

it's not the fall that kills you

today is the first day of the rest of my life and i'm starting it all over with a clean slate. just started a new semester at school and a new job. disgaurded any old friends that have hurt me, a...
Posted by i am jack's colon on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 12:15:00 PST

swept off my feet

drifting through space we lock eyes and time forgets its purpose. you're so beautiful. i catch my breath but still can't find any words. "hi," is all you said, and all that you needed to. I ...
Posted by i am jack's colon on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 04:56:00 PST

forever was a lie

used to keep my world spinning, then you turned it upside-down. the face grown most familiar casually began to dwindle out. every picture is a thousand words the future w...
Posted by i am jack's colon on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 03:10:00 PST

the other side of glass

it whispers to me through an open window softt spoken hope that dances in my ears i listen as it's warmth floods in around me a promice so appealing in a world so long been cold  ...
Posted by i am jack's colon on Thu, 11 May 2006 12:18:00 PST

in a world so brightly colored, i see but shades of grey

~It's the saddest day the world has ever seen as she throws an empty glass across the table. Her eyes well up with tears behind smoky black lids, and her head falls lifeless into unconcerned palms. S...
Posted by i am jack's colon on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 12:47:00 PST

snow falls and so does my smile

winter is officially here and life sux more with every flake of snow that falls. it's unfortunate how quickly things can change. just a few weeks ago all was well. there was always something to do. so...
Posted by i am jack's colon on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 04:14:00 PST