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Resident

Saying sorry doesn't put the delicious Triscuit crackers in my stomach, now does it?

About Me

Hi I am 26. I recently moved into an apartment with my beautiful girlfriend Aimee in Clinton Township. I used to live with my parents in Shelby Township,and I grew up in Sterling Heights which is where I lived most of my life from when I was born until September 2005. I always wanted to move when I was little. I have 2 brothers and 1 sister. My brothers Henry is 44 and John is 40 and then my sister Patty is 43, but her and my nieces live in Cherry Valley, Ontario, Canada. 7 hours away so I don't get to see them that often. I work at Kroger. I worked for over 9 years at the 18 & Dequindre Kroger, but I moved to a new Kroger. 10 Years at Kroger thats crazy business. I go to Macomb Community Collge, although I still don't know what I want to do. I almost always have something to do or things I can do for fun. I like trying out new things, going new places, and meeting new people. I really like rock music, wrestling, video games, and movies. I am usually quiet around new people, but I am getting less and less quiet and if I have already talked to you online then I will probably be more talkative. I am always calm and I don't get mad easily. I think in the past few years I have really become a lot more outgoing and open and I am glad to have met all the new people I did. I like to hang out with friends pretty much every day and I get along with most everyone. I like funnyness and I go to too many concerts. I have a beautiful girlfriend named Aimee and I love her with all my heart.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Kris aka Resident
Birthday: December 15, 1981
Birthplace: Royal Oak, Michigan
Current Location: Shelby Township, Michigan
Eye Color: They change sometimes tourquoise I guess now
Hair Color: dark, dark brown
Height: 6'0"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: German, Yugoslavian, French
The Shoes You Wore Today: Adidas
Your Weakness: Being too nice, being too indecisive about things
Your Fears: Drowning
Your Perfect Pizza: Cheese, Pepperoni, and any of ham, mushroom, or bacon. I like Buddy's the best.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get through some classes at school. Get better at any of the drums, basketball, pool, or bowling.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: haha
Thoughts First Waking Up: Need more sleep
Your Best Physical Feature: People have said my eyes before, but I don't know
Your Bedtime: 2-3am when I work the next day, maybe 5am or so when I don't work then next day
Your Most Missed Memory: DOn't know for sure. Friends that have disappeared, not seeing my sister and nieces as much.
Pepsi or Coke: Either one Pepsi I guess
MacDonalds or Burger King: Either one Burger King I guess
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither, although I did have Butterfinger Cappucino once which was ok
Do you Smoke: Never have, never will
Do you Swear: Sometimes
Do you Sing: maybe
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Basically I am in college
Do you want to get Married: Some day
Do you belive in yourself: Usually
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Probably not
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Don't bother me
Do you play an Instrument: I attempt to play the drums once in a while, but I really can't
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: No.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I love being with my Aimsy!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No. The mall is an evil Joe
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No. I don't eat boxes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No. I don't like fish other than tuna
In the past month have you been on Stage: No. Not in the past month
In the past month have you been Dumped: No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No. Not in the past month
Ever been Drunk: No.
Ever been called a Tease: No.
Ever been Beaten up: No.
Ever Shoplifted: Yes.
How do you want to Die: Without Pain or Suffering
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I have no idea
What country would you most like to Visit: Germany or Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: It doesn't matter thats just silly
Favourite Hair Color: It Doesn't matter. I guess I would choose brunette or redhead over blonde if I got to pick
Short or Long Hair: I prefer long hair
Height: Shorter than me, Aimee's height
Weight: any
Best Clothing Style: Any. Aimsy style. Not too preppy
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: Over 500 I don't know
Number of Piercings: 0, but they're hot on girls
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: There are some, but its not worth mentioning because you can't change what was done in the past
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My Interests

Hanging out with friends, My beautiful girlfriend Aimee, Listening to music and going to concerts, Jaming on the drums, Movies (especially horror), Wrestling (especially CZW and IWA), Video Games, Animals, Traveling/Road trips, Sports (especially basketball and hockey), Drinking with friends, Reading, Going for walks, Theme parks like Cedar Point, Playing pool, Going bowling, Ghost hunting, Going to the casino, Talking to people online, Shooting half-court shots in basketball, driving around aimlessley, Demolition derbies, fishing, Watching my friends get drunk, Making funny noises, Breaking Lighttubes, Playing hackey sack,Trying to be funny, Trying new things, Introducing others to new things, being reckless. -----------------------------------------------------Aimee .....................................................

I'd like to meet:

It would be cool to meet anyone and hang out. I have already met my love, Aimee. I have met many horror movie actors from conventions, but I'd still like to meet the members of some of my favorite bands like Opeth, In Flames, Children of Bodom, Slayer and Metallica. "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, Bret "Hitman" Hart, or Dirk Nowinski. Music Video: Funniest Music Video Ever LAND OF CONFUSION (by Genesis)

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Music:

Opeth, In Flames, Emperor, Children of Bodom, Slayer, My Dying Bride, old Metallica, Shadows Fall, Soilwork, Sepultura, Arch Enemy, Mushroomhead and side projects Chimiara, Lacuna Coil, Lamb of God, Nile, Crytopsy, Megadeth, Anthrax and S.O.D., Testament, Yakuza, Meshuggah, God Forbid, Decapitated, Necrophagist,GWAR, Fear Factory, System Of A Down and Serj Tankian solo, Type O Negative, Soulfly, Cavalera Conspiracy, Skinlab, Pantera, Down, Superjoint Ritual, Necrophagia, Immortal, At The Gates, Dark Tranquillity, Amorphis, Borknagar, Therion, Dog Fashion Disco and Polkadot Cadaver, Tubring and Super 8 Bit Bros., Mindless Self-Indulence, Jucifer, Krisiun, Rebaelliun, Nunslaughter, 1349, Suffocation, Nevermore, Akercocke, Dethklok Morbid Angel, Amon Amarth, Behemoth, Deceased, Fleshcrawl, Immolation, Kataklysm, Lock Up, Possesed,Satyricon, Dismal Euphony, Goatwhore, Limbonic Art, Venom, Celtic Frost, Solefald, Novembre, Novemerber's Doom, Sculptured, Lux Occulta, Absu, The Berzerker, Arcturus, Katatonia & Diabolical Masquerade, MachineHead, Sevendust, Mastodon, Into Eternity,The Haunted, Rumplestillskin Grinder, Strapping Young Lad, Carcass, Horse the Band,Genghis Tron, The Gathering, Death, Kreator, Destruction, Vader, Zyklon, Macabre, Anathema, Annorexia Nervosa, In This Moment, Lullacry, Divine Heresy, Daath, Merzbow (noise music its so weird but cool), Night In Gales, Rapture (metal band), Isis, Neurosis, Martyr A.D., Korn, Mr. Bungle, Tomahawk, Peeping Tom, Lovage, Fantomas, Faith No More, Alice In Chains, Soundgarden, Stone Temple Pilots, Nirvana, Nine Inch Nails,Meat Puppets, Stabbing Westward and The Dreaming, Local H, Ulver, Porcupine Tree and Blackfield, Cave In, 311, King's X, Spock's Beard, Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Pink Floyd, King Crimson, Frank Zappa & Captain Beefheart. ---Pretty much all rock music especially metal and some blues, jazz, classical and other stuff on occasion.
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Movies:

The Exorcist, The Lord of the Rings movies, original Star Wars movies, The Shining, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Terminator 2, The Crow, Donnie Darko, Evil Dead 1, 2, and Army of Darkness, The Matrix, Dawn of the Dead (original and remake), Night of the Living Dead, 21 Grams, Office Space, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Hellraiser movies, Halloween, Clerks (and all other Jay and Silent Bob movies), The Jacket, Opera (Dario Argento film), Back to the Future movies, Dead Alive, Memento, Mystic River, Crash, Bubba Ho-Tep, Ghost World, High Fidelity, The Devil's Backbone, Pan's Labyrinth, The Orphanage, The Silence of the Lambs, Sideways, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, The Ring and Ringu movies (japanese films), The Usual Suspects, Fight Club, Seven, 12 Monkeys, Lost and Delirious, Fucking Åmål, Mortal Kombat, Shawshank Redemption, The Godfather, Predator, The Wickerman, The Machinist, Oldboy (korean film), Riki Oh: The Story of Ricky (japanese movie), Ichi the Killer (japanese movie), A Tale of Two Sisters (korean movie), Audition (japanese movie), Butterfly Effect, Amelie Alien movies, Almost Famous, American History X, American Beauty, Batman, Batman Begins, Iron Man, Blow, Traffic, The Big Lebowski, A Clockwork Orange, Constant Gardener, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, House of 1,000 Corpses and The Devil's Rejects, Jacob's Ladder, Monster, Ravenous, Re-Animator, Requiem For A Dream, Spun, Resident Evil movies, Stir of Bacon.. I mean Echoes, Swingers, Waking Life, Caddyshack, Mullholland Dr., Boondock Saints, Blue Velvet, Saw 1-4, Training Day, Total Recall, Juno, No Country For Old Men.

Television:

The only shows I can't miss are WWE Monday Night RAW and Family Guy. I like WWE Monday Night RAW, WWE SmackDown, ECW , TNA Impact! wrestling )(Too bad indy wrestling like CZW and IWA aren't on TV), UFC- Unleashed, Ultimate Fighter show, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Metalocalypse, sometimes Futurama or Reno 911, MXC, and Ninja Warrior, and Unbeatable Banzuke. If I had MTV2 I'd watch Headbangers Ball or if I had FUSE I might actually get to see some rock videos since MTV no longer plays videos. Also once in a while a like to watch Mad TV and SNL. I like Mad TV better. SNL isn't as good as it used to be. I also used to watch Sapranos, Six Feet Under, and Curb Your Enthusiasm. All 3 shows were good. what wrestler are you?You are Hulk Hogan. You are a true american and a good person and you won't let fame get in the way of that.
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You scored as Tag team. You won't be the top guy, but you will get a few main events. Tag team gold is the easiest to get, but also the easiest to lose!

Tag team


80%

Hardcore


73%

Luchador


67%

Power wrestler


57%

Memphis


47%

Jobber


47%

Technical


37%

80's WWF


33%

Old School Brawler


33%

Super Heavyweight


23%

Monster


0%
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Books:

The Exorcist as well as Legion by William Peter Blatty, The Shining and Carrie by Steven King, Necronomicon- Book of the Dead, Resident Evil books, Mick Foley books, Terry Funk book

Heroes:

Well I don't have any true heroes, but if I had to pick I would say: My mom and dad. Mikael Akerfedt (Opeth)- favorite singer, Dave Lombardo (Slayer)- favorite drummer, Jesper Stromblad (In Flames)- favorite guitar player, The Necro Butcher- favorite indy wrestler, Rob Van Dam- favorite WWE wrestler, Leon Kennedy (Resident Evil 4) and Bacon Scarfer, Mahir, and Bruce Campbell (because they are all funnny). Kit-Kat and Tigger and my Aimee because she makes me happy.