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Afro JESUS

Yo Brotha, Followeth the Fro!

About Me

My name is Afro Jesus. I have come to saveth your motha fuckin dumbasses from siiiiiiiiiiiin! Motha Fuckas better recognizeth. Follweth me to KFC! Where we drinketh malt liqour and eat us sum watermelon yo!

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My Interests

Preaching the Word. Makingeth the cash MONEY. Malt Liqour. White Women. Watermelon. Red KOOL AIDE. KFC. Bitch slapping the DEVIL!

I'd like to meet:

Any dumb niggas that needeth saving. Also some bigeth boody HOES! (White women preferably) Any niggas that be haveth the dank cronik yo! My probation officer in a dark alley. BIOTCH!!1

Music:

West Coast Gansta rap. Classical Piano. Bluegrass, and the BOB Marley Brotha.

Movies:

American History X. Anal Pornography (with white women). Gone with the Wind.

Television:

Oz. Sex and the City. Blues Clues

Books:

THE GOOD BOOK YO! Anarchist Cookbook.

Heroes:

Malcom X Dr Martin Luther King JR Jimmy Carter Adolf Hitler My Motha Big Bird

My Blog

Backith

Nigga Please im backith, I haveth been gone outith.To seeith my followers...i have beenith many places..and haveth much to showeth you. Soon there will be pictures of my adventures for all to shareth ...
Posted by Afro JESUS on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 04:24:00 PST

Adam and Eve n shit

Hey Bitches Afro Jesus heea ta telleth ya about da TRUE story of muh MAIN MAN ADAM AND his BITCH EVE.First of all, all ya humaines and sheeet were a mistake..da big maine was tryin ta maketh somethin ...
Posted by Afro JESUS on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 11:57:00 PST

Praise it

Hey der people i just wanted ta talk about beer and bitches and such.First of all praise GOD. He be all i gots ta thank fo da hott ass white bitch dat gots been blessed upon dis earthAlso thank ya ta ...
Posted by Afro JESUS on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 10:25:00 PST