Bleeder

Describe me in two words? Com-Plex… Furious as a lamb, sensitive as a T-rex.I am part Volvo, I am part pornography. I am part Ingmar Bergman; a black and white misery.I am Pippi Longstocking and fermented Baltic herring smell. I am absolute Vodka, I am a Viking straight from hell.I am part a minor, part a major chord. I am one huge ambivalent smorgasbord.But I would never ever let you know who I really am… Unless I get drunk!I don..t wanna argue, I..ll do anything you say. I don..t wanna argue, I..ll pay! I..ll pay! Out to lunch? Forgive me, I am Swedish.I don..t wanna argue and I don..t want to be rude. But I demand the right to go swimming in the nude.I am part Abba, Bjorn Borg and Ace of Base. I am part hooligan with a blue and yellow face.I make the finest arms, still I..m a sitting duck. I..m a two week vacation at the Canary Islands. Where I can be a schmuck!