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Duct Tape Messiah

Saving the world, one shiny silver strip at a time.

About Me

A sarcastic bent buried

Atrocious endearing intelligent

Dubious son-of-a-bitch.

By turns bitter loving and stressed

Angry beyond words-

Loving beyond belief-

Will inspire terror at the drop of a hat

Not to be taken seriously or internally-

and Wash your hands.

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My Interests

Stuff and things, duct tape, penguins, people with a sense of humor who appreciate irony with a good merlot, sunsets, poetry, sarcastic cynical commentary, Bill Hicks, George Carlin, people who take forever to put down what their interests REALLY are, howling at the moon, tickle fights, atheist leather clad bitches from hell, goths, vampyre girls (none of that Anne Rice bullshit- WAAAYYY TOO friggin serious),Oblivion, Soul Reaver, RPGS....

I'd like to meet:

Irving Klaw, fellow oddballs, hooligans, fetishists, mindfreaks, Nulls, Whisperers in the Dark, Sailors on the Seas of fate, Malkavians, miscreants and ne'er do-wells. Gamers, losers and hangers-on, Camp followers of Satan, Damsels in distress, freaks, rebel nerds without a clue...etc...etc....
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adopt your own virtual pet!

Music:

Nine inch Nails, Type o Negative, Bach, Vampire Beach Babes, Cruxshadows, Beethoven, Chopin, Evanessence, Nine inch nails, Dead can dance, Dead Kennedies, Jesus why the fuck do people care about this shit ??

Movies:

Lord of the Rings, Spiderman, Star Wars (the Original trilogy), Legends of the Fall, Kill, Bill, Full Metal Jacket, Dawn of the Dead (original), Wizard of Oz, Texas Chainsaw massacre (original), Saw, SEVEN, Pumpkinhead, Phantasm

Television:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Charmed, Forever Knight, The Simpsons, Family Guy, The Critic, Millenium, My TV stays locked on G4 channel anymore now.

Books:

Lord of the Rings, Dr. Seuss, Anne Rice, pretty much anything written by Laurell K. Hamilton. I have an autographed book from her :)Spend a lot of time nerding it up with RPG books either reading or writing stuff for them.

Heroes:

Heroes are a construct for children; an impossible ideal one can never achieve. If you cannot find a person to appreciate within yourself- why bother ??

My Blog

Bride and Prejudice

It's always interesting when something occurs that soundly answers a question you hadn't even thought to ask.For example: I never specifically came right out and said to myself or anyone else, "Gee, I...
Posted by Duct Tape Messiah on Sun, 04 May 2008 06:32:00 PST

right now-

stupid monkeys- you'll never learn.
Posted by Duct Tape Messiah on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 05:46:00 PST

He Blinded Me Without Science - Huffington Post

Posted April 17, 2008 | 09:55 PM (EST) Ben Stein has a message for Darwin: "Fuck you!" It seems incomprehensible that Stein -- former Ni...
Posted by Duct Tape Messiah on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 11:37:00 PST

Six Things in Expelled That Ben Stein Doesnt Want You to Know...about intelligent design and e

Six Things in Expelled That Ben Stein Doesn't Want You to Know...about intelligent design and evolution By John Rennie and Steve Mirsky In the film Expelled: No Intellig...
Posted by Duct Tape Messiah on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 11:27:00 PST

15 Answers to Creationist Nonsense

Scientific American Magazine -15 Answers to Creationist NonsenseOpponents of evolution want to make a place for creationism by tearing down real science, but their arguments don't hold upBy John Renni...
Posted by Duct Tape Messiah on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 11:20:00 PST

Whats pissing me off du jour

Another list of things, mostly people, that are pissing me offGirls over the age of 13 who wear glitter. I'm still willing to make allowances for LARPers and COSplayers- but past that point all the sh...
Posted by Duct Tape Messiah on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 11:27:00 PST

248 uses for Duct tape List

Hanging posters.Decorative book cover.Fix broken tail light on vehicle.Twist a long piece into rope (thousands more uses).Tape wires down on floor or out of the way.Tape wires back together after spli...
Posted by Duct Tape Messiah on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 02:16:00 PST

Scientology poem by Anonymous

""A" for Astra Woodcraft, and the child she fled to save. She faced the chill of disconnect, and others tithed their babes. "N" for Noah Lottick, who was only 24. With a slim fistful of dollars, he sa...
Posted by Duct Tape Messiah on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 09:10:00 PST

American Culture Hits the Skids

Employing a definition of "rock and roll" that’s as loose as the inductee herself, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame granted Madonna a place among its ostensibly hallowed ranks.She was introduced (...
Posted by Duct Tape Messiah on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 06:37:00 PST

Tom Cruise is Batshit Insane: Episode 2

This is the video I was referring to regarding the 911 and the detoxing of the NYFD and other emergency workers. Actors Being CrazyUploaded by WillyShatner...
Posted by Duct Tape Messiah on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 06:26:00 PST