I work for a company called the Anatomical Gift Association of Illinois as an apprentice embalmer.
Yes, I am a mortician.
Yes, I am a goth.
Yes, I like to wear jeans and tee-shirts and sundresses.
Yes, I like to garden.
Yes, I like to knit.
Yes, I am creating a zombie army.
Deal with it.I don't like being typified into one box or another.
I like surfing and graveyards, cross-stitch and writing horror stories, chick flicks and bad horror movies. I am the walking talking living proof of Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle and I think Schroedinger's Cat was neither Alive nor Dead when the box was opened, but was in the third state known to cats, which is Bloody Pissed Off From Being Shut In A Damn Box!
My pirate name is:
Iron Jenny Read
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!
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