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el bastardo

because we suck, by definiton, you suck too

About Me

One of the best bands to of ever come out of this island....

the only band anyone should listen to on myspace....

mathematically speaking if el bastardo = 1 testicle, gary suidical kids commando = el bastardo to the power of 3....El Bastardo Biography

Due to the effects of prolonged alcohol abuse the following symptoms may begin to emerge; mood swings, anxiety, depression, loss of weight, creation of bad punk rock bands.

El bastardo were thusly formed in 2002 by three local lushes who, having bored each other senseless with tales of possible musical synergy due to each member owning a Fudge Tunnel record, decided to put theorey to the test.

Five years later and a glittering band output comprising of approximately near zero releases and a few gigs in the local pub, El Bastardo continue to over achieve given that many in the band are functional alcoholics and borderline schizophrenics.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 1/28/2005
Band Members: no elbastardo : pain, misery, despair
bryan mongo : weed eater, occasional riff slayer
dan "bypass" breen : four string gravel mover
eoin slumpy and friends : pots, pans, animal bones
sir kieran of nails : drum lord
ian the face : fellow traveller on the road of mong
kenny the lips : sax pest
briona the hips : flute blower
jolly joe : ladies night

Influences: being beaten by my father as a child to the sounds of "now that's what i call music" volume 2..........
Sounds Like: the sound of a dying walrus being anally fisted by a football team of dwarves....
Record Label: haha, you're kidding right???
Type of Label: None

My Blog

makin noise

the seamen of the good ship el bastardo shall soon be departing to the land of noiseonia to record some shanties for the upcoming tome "this is our first and probably last cd" also known as "i'll neve...
Posted by el bastardo on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 08:26:00 PST