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Mote Pra Doo!

Nothing? Nothing-tralala?!- Bowie, LABYRINTH

About Me

i don't like the 'what ifs' in life. or the 'if onlys'. so that means i am actually out of seattle, in thailand and asia working and wandering. i happen to be a curious creature and people, places, origins- fascinate me. i love dark, twisted humor... and i am ridiculously geeky. when i can get them, i read books like an addict smokes crack, i think about skakespeare to turn me on, and i miss a spicy double bloody mary in a real bad way. currently, i am still trying to get a customized mini chainsaw complete with a comfy shoulder-strap to wear around town. this way, I would look sexy and slightly formidable, night and day. and have you ever seen a person run with a chainsaw? I know it's kinda dangerous if it's icy out, but it looks really, really funny! i would laugh at myself running with a chainsaw. I also really like crowbars. Here is my travel log which may be outdated but will soon be on the go again: http://baijingjing.blogspot.com/
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My Interests

using my crowbar, reading, exploring, singing, pondering, traveling, hiking, CAMPING, kayaking, laughing, performing, writing, dancing around like a clown, cooking, and playing the occasional buckhunt/ pinball/ shuffle board rotation. i like puppets too: marionettes. i REALLY want to start a kazoo band, a serious kazoo band (most ideally around the seattle area), that would perform many different types of chorale/ sacred/ symphonic music, so anyone interested feel free to reply, and let me know what specific type of instumentation you would like to perform with a kazoo, (percussion, strings/ brass) or vocally what your range is.

I'd like to meet:

um, since this is a hypothetical situation, i would have to say i'd like to meet david cross and get drunk with him and just laugh my ass off the whole night. that sounds about perfect.i am NOT so into bands/ music on myspace that just want to add me as a cheap way to advertise or help to increase their fan base by requesting me as a friend in an inpersonal and rather tacky way. don't come to me, i'll come to you if interested in your music.

Music:

Classical is my general fave, but in particular i likey kool keith, mogwai, aphex twin, david bowie, morphine, gilbert and sullivan, devo, peaches, gary newman (well, tubeway army), boards of canada, dick hymen, can, air, arcade fire, bloc party, velvet underground, heart, oval, mouse on mars, massive attack, kathleen battle, vanhalen, botch, meet katy, tortoise, dj spooky, red house painters, dead meadow, brian eno, ween, wagner, abba, dj naha, goblin, thievery corporation, swayzak, the streets, yes gordon lightfoot, mirwai, statler brothers, iron maiden, judas priest, atmosphere, mozart, grieg, the frogs, the faint, johnny cash, dolly parton, shit; I'm all over the place when it comes to tunes

Movies:

.. I love The Holy Mountain, Branded to Kill, Meet the Feebles, Wallace and Gromit, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Tron, Never Ending Story, Sirens, Orlando, Labyrinth, Himalaya, Tampopo, Debbie Does Dallas, Dead Alive, Your friends and Neighbors, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Rock and Roll Cowboys, Indiana Jones, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Life of Brian, Team America, Suicide Club, Big Libowski, Adaptation, Baraka, Rushmore, Fight Club, LA BETE, Wickerman, any Argento/ Franco/ physchodelic and or softcore horror films and really bad good b films... just to name a few

Television:

Shera and Heman, Upright Citizen's Brigade, Strangers with Candy, Adultswim, TV Fun House, the StoryTeller. I love PBS. I HATE commercials so I haven't had TV reception for about 12 years now. Well, I do like the Virgin Air commericials. Those are allright. You know, the ones they show on hotel tvs when you're too cheap to buy their shitty porn. It's the 'free porn'.

Books:

My War Gone By I Miss it So, Globetrotters Dogma, My Blood Flows Like a River Through My Dreams, The Mystical Massuer, Moby Dick, A Short History to Nearly Everything, The killer Inside Me, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy books, David Copperfield, A Question of Power, Night, The Tale of Genji, Isles of Illusion, Wind Up Bird Chronicles, Pedro Paramo, Darkness at Noon, Rum Diaries, Peter and Wendy, anything by Borges, Tolkien, Neruda, C S Lewis, Yoshimoto, Bradbury, Camus, Skakespeare, Marc Salzman, Dahl, Sommerset Maugham, Caroll, Mulk Raj Anand, Graham Green, Michener (especially 'The Bridges of' short novels)

Heroes:

My mom, Gromit, Battle Cat, Swift Wing, Levar Burton, Tim Burton, Johnathon Creek, Cleopatra Jones, I geuss Ghandi was alright, the Dread Pirate Roberts, Kit, my cat PeePeeKattoBooBitchTransamTheKittyMan, David Cross, Sophia Loren, those 2 gay penguins in that one zoo, Yosarrian, and Burt Reynold's '77 Pontiac Firebird Bandit Transam. And my crowbar.

My Blog

kk clubbing

i need to get with it, i guess. but i am just not feeling it. actually, my natural instinct  is to shutter- but i hold it back. i try to keep calm, try to love it as everybody around me seems to ...
Posted by Rebecca on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 12:02:00 PST

the little budding pornstar: age 4

i furrowed my brow and tried not to lose my cool today as one of my female students tried to pull a jenna jameson on one of the male students. meaning: she tried to put her 4 year old mouth on the fiv...
Posted by Rebecca on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 05:09:00 PST

tiny pissers

for me, the small simple things of life can quickly become a big challenge. it really can be quite frustrating and i must keep a positive attitude. that's because i am disabled with autism and in...
Posted by Rebecca on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 02:34:00 PST