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Diz

timmytard1

About Me

There's a funny thing about life. All of us begin with certain goals but sooner or later life takes over and some of those goals end up on the cutting room floor. A floor littered with dreams like so much celluloid. Most of the time when you're expecting things to turn out a certain way they inexplicably result in a way that is not wholly different, but more so a manner that nearly defies belief. Here's to dipping your toe in cultural backwater! In all manner of connectivity we can assume there is a certain amount of transetory belief that each of us gives up in order to attain even the barest bit of gratitude towards one's own instinct. And what would be the point if not? How would be the way that they care? And it's this belief that seems to challenge us with a vast network of inter-multitude. This is when the time comes to buckle down and make way for the contradictory bullishness of an even-steven nature. No matter that your wish was to purchase the one with the hard top or even make it faster than you could invision. From your fondest memory to the days when you'd run and sun and then you'd do the deals that you did when you had the time to do them like the good old days that you had not so long ago. The whole thing is a revolvatory circle end on end rotating and twirling.
..I live here:

My Interests

.. Taking homeless people out to eat and eating all their food, getting the giggles in church, making friends with graffiti artists and then turning them into the police, meeting disabled people and then reminding them of their handicap, throwing trash at construction workers and yelling "get a real job", starting riots and then testifying against the other rioters in court, calling my date by her sister's when intimate, much more.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Hog Calls by Buck Owens

Movies:

I only watch Nunsploitation films and Troll 2.

Television:

Friends, Sienfeld, American Idol, Survivor, Lost, My Name is Earl, Frasier, Fear Factor, Will and Grace, The OC, 24, The Office (American version), are all shows I have never watched. On second thought, I think I did see an episode of Friends once. A girl I was dating invited me over to her house (this was probably around ten years ago and both of us still lived with our parents). When I got there I discovered her plans for the evening revolved around watching sitcoms with her mother and father. I would have gladly chewed tin foil instead.

Books:

The Terror by Dan Simmons.

My Blog

Fuck you Tom!!!!!!!!!!1111

I don't give a rat fuck about new videos you've posted on your myspace or new songs you've added. I deleted you from my friends list for a reason. Why am I still seeing updates from you? Ple...
Posted by Diz on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 05:53:00 PST

People love the doublebeefstacker

No, not the sandwich but the blog. Sunday morning several people made it a point to come find me at work and tell me how much they love it. It came as a surprise but is very cool and appreciated. So t...
Posted by Diz on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 10:43:00 PST

Mini Rip-n-Dip

Newest blog is up: http://doublebeefstacker.blogspot.com/
Posted by Diz on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 02:31:00 PST

The Double Beef Stacker

A couple weeks ago I spotted something that blew my mind. It was called the Double Beef Stacker. That probably doesn't sound remarkable, and likely less so once I divulge that the Double Beef Stacke...
Posted by Diz on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 09:25:00 PST

Another video: My call to The Seahawks Fone Zone after the Steelers destroyed the Hawks 10/07

http://youtube.com/watch?v=E5PS10Ne_m8
Posted by Diz on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 12:07:00 PST

My last night at NWCN

Sure I'm posting this way after the fact but here's a little tribute they did for me on my last night at Northwest Cable News. Ihttp://youtube.com/watch?v=0eCSzgpoQ_U was actually in the booth doing a...
Posted by Diz on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 02:49:00 PST

The Chicanery of Napster

So a coworker recently bought a new phone and received a free YEAR subscription to Napster. Being the generous chap he is, he decided what he'd do is come to work and install it on a work computer tha...
Posted by Diz on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 12:27:00 PST

Geico Caveman for President!

The other day at work out of the corner of my eye I noticed a commerical with the Geico cavemen that looked like a promo for a TV series. The sound was very low and I couldn't be sure that's what I'd ...
Posted by Diz on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 10:18:00 PST

Are you from Pittsburgh?

I just got off the phone with someone from Fedex who had the task of informing me a package that was supposed to be sent to me was lost. He only spoke about 1 sentence before I knew this guy had to be...
Posted by Diz on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 02:22:00 PST

Seattle: Home of the Closeted Steeler Fan

The last time I wore a Steelers jersey someone in a car speeding past me as I stepped through a crosswalk shouted "fuck the steelers!" That was the last time, before yesterday. Now I wasn't surprised....
Posted by Diz on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 02:10:00 PST