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Why is death ducking me?

Apparently I'm a pathetic loser because I'm 36 years old who still lives with his parents who can't "network" at night clubs because I have no job, no money, no car and no driver's lience.  To j...
Posted by The Official Christopher Miller (Screenwriter) on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 12:44:00 PST

What’s the hell wrong with me?

I really don't understand it, I see men and women that are fatter then me and some even uglier then me with someone. So what's the hell wrong with me? Seeing people fatter then I with someone and I ha...
Posted by The Official Christopher Miller (Screenwriter) on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 12:36:00 PST

What if this is as good as it gets?

My life is spinning into a bottomless abyss of failure and loneliness and there isn't anything I can do to stop it. No matter how hard I try to get a woman or a career, the faster I seem to fail. Mak...
Posted by The Official Christopher Miller (Screenwriter) on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 02:40:00 PST

COMING SOON: DOA In Chinatown

I am working with Rene Ross Garza Producer of ROBODOC and sometime next year we will be bringing you a send up of Film Noir called DOA IN CHINATOWN.  A parody that blends the plots of the classic...
Posted by The Official Christopher Miller (Screenwriter) on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 10:47:00 PST

Attention Producers and Actors: go to this site

This is the site where you can learn all about the works of Christopher and Wayne Miller, how you can get a physical copy of the script as a keep shake or download your own free copy in a zip files, s...
Posted by The Official Christopher Miller (Screenwriter) on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 04:43:00 PST

Attention: Actors and Directors, don’t miss out on a fortune!

I have about eight movie and TV scripts, I am talking to all my friends in the movie business and asking them to contact me about my unique scripts that can make the person with the guts to do them a ...
Posted by The Official Christopher Miller (Screenwriter) on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 04:13:00 PST

A poem I wrote.

"Through the wind and through the treesmy beauty walked with ease.Though the walk was tauntingverily she kept on walking.Through the fog and through the rain.She would not stop to wait and see.My bea...
Posted by The Official Christopher Miller (Screenwriter) on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 05:22:00 PST

I've got great stories but no one wants to help me tell them!

I know what everyone will say, but to me I feel like I'm busting my head against a block of reinforced lead sixteen miles long and five miles high.  I've got great story ideas, I know because peo...
Posted by The Official Christopher Miller (Screenwriter) on Mon, 28 May 2007 09:38:00 PST

Why do people ignore me?

I talk to me and talk them simple questions about two scripts that I'm on the verge of selling and turning into major motion picture and all I get is ignored.  I don't mind a no, I can even stand...
Posted by The Official Christopher Miller (Screenwriter) on Tue, 15 May 2007 10:51:00 PST

The freakin Sapranos

I for a party of one will be glad to see the Sapranos go into the great beyond of TV history, in fact, if you asked me and I know you didn't.  It was six years too late.  I don't approve of ...
Posted by The Official Christopher Miller (Screenwriter) on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 02:15:00 PST