Tom "the real Lars" - ProfilesArchive

About Me

CHECK OUT MY NEW ANIMATED WEB SERIES, TITANS OF JUSTICE, TODAY!!!!!! Go to atomfilms.com to watch it for FREE! It's under the comedy, superhero tab... AtomFilms.com : Funny Videos | Funny Cartoons | Comedy Central.. AtomFilms.com : Funny Videos | Funny Cartoons | Comedy CentralOkay, so you probably are here because of Heavyweights... or Lucas... or maybe The Hogan Family. Whatever the reason, you have found me and I'm glad you did.From time to time I will update everyone on what's up in my acting and other creative endeavors. And if you have something you REALLLLLY need to tell me, shoot me a message. I usually respond, though if you seem crazy, well...As for other things I'm working on, I have posted the trailer for a funny short I did called STUNT C*CKS. this is definitely an R-rated short, though only for language. Sorry guys (um, and some girls?), no nudity. :)But if you love mockumentaries and you love porn (hey, who doesn't??), then you have to watch the whole film. It's playing on the atomfilms.com site under the extreme/ porn spoofs section. It stars Lou Diamond Phillips, Ron Jeremy (the one and only), Scott Thompson from KIDS IN THE HALL, and many gorgeous scantliy clad women... AtomFilms.com : Funny Videos | Funny Cartoons | Comedy CentralUPDATE!! Stunt C*cks has now been successfully transformed into an animated web series called TITANS OF JUSTICE! Bill and Earl are now super hero porn stars who fight crime and injustice by day and work in adult films by night. Pretty damn funny. You can check it out at titans.atomfilms.com or use the link above. You can also see more and buy t-shirts, etc, at titansofjustice.com. Should be premiering in January at Atom Films.Let me know what you think! And spread the word!

My Interests

F&W (Tamarack Farm), NU, Chgo Acad Arts

My Blog

ACTOR FOR HIRE

So several people have asked if I would be in their movie. Sure. Of course. I love acting and you never know where the next Spielberg or Tarantino will come from. But, there ar...
Posted by Tom "the real Lars" on Fri, 10 Oct 2008 10:31:00 PST

OFF THE MARKET!!

Ladies, I'm sorry to announce that as of May 22nd, I was taken off the marriage market. That's right, this guy is gettin' hitched!
Posted by Tom "the real Lars" on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 11:16:00 PST

Congrats to the skinny weiners!

Thanks to everyone who participated in the poster giveaway! I knew you wouldn't let me down! The lucky skinny weiners will receive their signed Heavyweights posters within a coup...
Posted by Tom "the real Lars" on Thu, 01 May 2008 09:19:00 PST

Weak ass mofos

Really? None of you who are so desperate for a Heavyweights poster you would kill your grandma can spend twenty bucks? Wow. What kind of cheap ass fans do I have?! LOL Okay.&nb...
Posted by Tom "the real Lars" on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 11:34:00 PST

SIGNED HEAVYWEIGHTS POSTER CONTEST!!!

Okay, Fatties. The time has arrived! In honor of the release of Titans of Justice episode 1B, I am having a contest to give away FIVE SIGNED HEAVYWEIGHTS POSTERS. Woo hoo!! In order...
Posted by Tom "the real Lars" on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 03:46:00 PST

Feature film director/Heavyweights poster update

Okay, so I am hoping to hear in the next few weeks if a film I am attached to direct will actually happen. Very exciting as I have been waiting eleven years to direct a feature. This is ca...
Posted by Tom "the real Lars" on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 10:36:00 PST

Adam Rifkin’s film LOOK opens this weekend!!

As mentioned in yesterday's post, I am in a new movie that is opening in LOS ANGELES and NEW YORK on 12/14/07 and in CHICAGO the following Friday. It was written and directed by m...
Posted by Tom "the real Lars" on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 10:03:00 PST

MEET ME IN PERSON!

I will be attending the premiere of my friend's film LOOK at the Nuart in Los Angeles Friday, December 14th at 7:30PM. Yes, I am in it, though a very small part. What's that? You don...
Posted by Tom "the real Lars" on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 11:29:00 PST

Heavyweight Stories

Okay, so one of you asked me what my favorite scene is from Heavyweights. Wow. That's a tough one... I love pretty much every scene Ben is in. He is one of the funniest improvi...
Posted by Tom "the real Lars" on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 08:41:00 PST

Fatties rule!!!

Huh. I don't know exactly what happened, but when I signed on today I had 30 something friend requests. And like 600 blog views in one day. What the?? Is there something in the...
Posted by Tom "the real Lars" on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 09:02:00 PST