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Jake

I am gonna watch you like a bee!!!

About Me

My name is Jake or Jacob whatever you want to call me. I graduated Herbert Hoover High School in West Virginia. I am currently attending Jefferson College in Missouri. I am dating the most wonderful girl in the world named Erin, I love her more than anything in the whole world! I used to be a very shy person but my job helped with that so I am not as shy anymore, but I still only talk to new people if I feel they are pretty cool... I never do anything except school, sleep, or movies. I don't really do politics, I dont know why but I am just not into that stuff. I hate talking on the phone. Anyhting else just IM me at Jakeysk or TurdFurguson014 whenever I am on... This should make you want to watch Dexter!

My Interests

I love movies! My dream job would to be able to make movies. Whatever is interesting. I like the outdoors, even though I am always inside, I like camping but hardly ever do it and I like to fish. Being around Erin.

I'd like to meet:

Who cares who I want to meet? Anyways, there are a few people... Dexter, Chris McCandless, Steve Carell, Vince Vaughn, Will Ferell, Stephen King, Tucker Max, Maddox, Orson Welles.

Music:

A little of everything is good for the soul but my favorites are Foo Fighters, Metallica, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Queen, The Fray, Neil Young, 30 Seconds To Mars, 3 Doors Down, AC/DC, Audioslave, The Beatles, Better Than Ezra, Blind Melon, Breaking Benjamin, Chevelle, Coheed and Cambria, Eagles, Filter, Hard-Fi, Hoobastank, Jet, Nickelback, Oasis, Pink Floyd, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Snow Patrol, Trapt, Jimmy Eat World, Velvet Revolver, Weezer, and The Who. There are plenty more...

Movies:

I am a "movie dork" I will watch anything and everything but I like all of the following... Wedding Crashers, The Patriot, Heavyweights, The Girl Next Door, Halloween, The Exorcist, The 40 Year Old Virgin, The Princess Bride, Airplane!, Spaceballs, King Kong, Constantine, Dawn of the Dead(Remake), Resident Evil, Dodgeball, Army of Darkness, Old School, Buffalo Soldiers, Waiting..., Sin City, Van Wilder, Eurotrip, Dog Soldiers, Saw, Saw II, Reservoir Dogs, Land of the Dead, Army of Darkness, O' Brother Where Art Thou?, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Dreamcatcher, The Matrix, High Tension, Fight Club, Brotherhood of the Wolf, Terminator, Terminator 2, Terminator 3, The Evil Dead, The Evil Dead 2, Mallrats, Road Trip, DOGMA, Eulogy, Man on Fire, Kill Bill Vol. 1, Kill Bill Vol. 2, Final Destination, Superman: The Movie, Superman II, To Kill A Mockingbird, Shaun of the Dead, American Psycho, Signs, Scarface, True Romance, American Pie Movies, 28 Days Later, Pulp Fiction, Clerks, Batman Begins, The History of Violence, The Hills Have Eyes(Remake), Running Scared, The Matador, Blade Movies, October Sky, National Lampoons Loaded Weapon 1, Napoleon Dynamite, Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, Underworld Evolution, Outbreak, Grandma's Boy, V For Vendetta, Superman Returns, Clerks II, The Descent, Lucky Number Slevin, Thank You For Smoking, Anchorman, Saw III, World Trade Center, Flyboys, Tigerland, Psycho, The Departed, 300, Let's Go To Prison, Borat, The Planet Terror section of Grindhouse, Apocalypto, Shooter, Knocked Up, Transformers, 28 Weeks Later, Superbad, Secondhand Lions, Chuck and Larry, Shoot Em' Up, Sunshine, I AM LEGEND, Cloverfield, American Gangster, We Own The Night.

Television:

DEXTER is the shit! Weeds, Smallville, LOST, George Lopez, My Wife and Kids, Arrested Development, Prison Break, Family Guy, Survivorman.

Books:

Darkly Dreaming Dexter, Into the Wild, Fast Food Nation, Maximum Ride, Night, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, The Long Walk, and Cell.

Heroes:

Dexter Morgan, Gob Bluth, My Parents, Superman, Lars.