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J-Dye

If you want to learn to build a house, build a house. Dont ask anybody, just build a house. -Christo

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* . . About You . . *
Eye Color:: blue
Hair Color:: brownish-red
Height:: 6'3
Favorite Color:: red
Screen Name:: jlk
Favorite Band:: the doors
Favorite Movie:: cant narrow it down
Favorite Show:: cant narrow it down
Your Car:: sucks
Your Hometown:: bores the hell outta me
Your Present Town:: is still boring the hell outta me
Your Crushes First Name:: Heather Locklear
Your Grade:: A
Your Style:: pink polka dots on black
* . . Have You Ever . . *
Sat on your rooftop?: nah id fall off
Kissed someone in the rain?: no but I sang
Danced in a public place?: i moved my foot
Smiled for no reason?: what reason would I have for doing that?
Laughed so hard you cried?: What?
Peed your pants after age 8?: I was wearing dark pants howd you know?
Written a song?: Like that chick from Idol I cant write
Sang to someone for no reason?: again what reason would I have for doing that?
Performed on a stage?: do christmas programs count?
Talked to someone you don't know?: sure
Gone out of your way to befriend someone?: too lazy
Made out in a theatre?: yea she totally didnt see it coming
Gone roller skating since 8th grade?: more like roller falling down
Been in love?: we made love for hours in a gas station and then parted ways never to see each other again
* . . Who was the last person to . . *
Say HI to you?: that guy I just saw
Tell you, I love you?: this chick on the internet
Kiss you?: this poster of Heather Locklear it was kinda dry though
Hug you?: Heather Locklear's bodyguard
Tell you BYE?: her bodyguard again
Write you a note?: this musician that thought I knew someone in the BIZ
Take your photo?: the guy who took my senior pics
Call your cell phone?: the cops
Buy you something?: this biker chick in a bar after Heather Locklear's bodyguard kicked me out
Go with you to the movies?: that biker chick we went to The Perfect Man
Sing to you?: Michael Buble
Write a poem about you?: Jewel
Text message you?: That biker chick
Touch you?: that biker chick again
* . . What's the last . . *
Time you laughed?: When someone asked me to go to a K-Fed concert
Time you cried?: After I went to the K-Fed concert
Movie you watched?: The Perfect Man
Joke you told?: And what about Madonna, is she like a virgin or is she the material girl? I mean this girl's had more re-inventions than Thomas Edison
Song you've sang?: Like a Virgin
Time you've looked at the clock?: when I woke up
Drink you've had?: RC Cola
Number you've dialed?: 867-5309
Book you've read?: Green Eggs & Ham
Food you've eaten?: saltine crackers
Flavor of gum chewed?: new car
Shoes you've worn?: Payless stock #A501
Store you've been in?: Kum & Touch
Thing you've said?: thing you've said
* . . Can You . . *
Write with both hands?: I'd need another pencil
Whistle?: no
Blow a bubble?: no
Roll your tounge in a circle?: you cant do that?
Cross your eyes?: yes
Touch your tounge to your nose?: Gene Simmons is teaching me
Dance?: if by dance you mean move your foot 2 1/2 inches to the left then yea last week
Gleek?: WTFIT
Stay up a whole night without sleep?: not me I go to bed at 7:30
Speak a different language?: Pig Latin
Impersonate someone?: Yea I got arrested for it
Prank call people?: Yea it was hilarious
Make a card pyramid?: i dont have the time
Cook anything?: Hot Pockets
* . . Finish The Line . . *
If i were a ...: letter I'd be B because I always follow the first guy
I wish ...: that Biker chick wouldnt yell at me for running up the bill calling Heather Locklear
So many people don't know that ...: I have know idea what that biker chicks name is
I am ...: finishing a survey
My heart is ...: pumping blood
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My Blog

I need to start watchin Idol

Apparently some guy sang the Marvin Gaye song "Let's Get It On" and dedicated it to his dad.  Thanks to The Soup and BWE for providing these creepy comments about why that was a bad choice. 1.&nb...
Posted by J-Dye on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 11:54:00 PST

Saturday at the Flea Market

I recently went to the local flee market and found some cool cheap crap.  Eddie Rabbit on 8-track.  Jefferson Airplane 45s.  Old RollingStone's.  Charlie Angels pinball machines.&n...
Posted by J-Dye on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 04:32:00 PST

The Dead Band

I'm really bored so I came up w/ a new blog idea.  I'm going to create a band made up of dead musicians.  So here it goes. Lead Vocals:  Jim Morrison (The Doors) or John Lennon (The Bea...
Posted by J-Dye on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 08:13:00 PST

That creepy world visitors map

I got the world visitors map from going to someone's myspace and had no idea the power behind it.  Apparently I am very big in the Northeast US.  Even stanger...Someone 2-3 blocks from ...
Posted by J-Dye on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 01:40:00 PST

I predict the the final score of Superbowl 41

Chicago over Indy 24-21
Posted by J-Dye on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 11:22:00 PST

The Starland Vocal Band SHOW???

Donny & Marie-2 shows I was only alive for the second one and it sucked. The Monkees-ehh. But SVB???  Next thing you're gonna tell me is that the great David Letterman got his start there? Da...
Posted by J-Dye on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 08:38:00 PST

Live albums should be required Pt 2

Rush In Rio Yep Rush has a live album I didnt know about and like almost every other live album this one rocks.  Blue Oyster Cult-Extraterrestrial Live sans Will Ferrell Bob Marley & The Wai...
Posted by J-Dye on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 10:27:00 PST

Dont call it a phone???

What exactly is a helio?  Why will I get eaten by a shark, stabbed with a fork, and upset your daughter's boyfriend if I call it a phone?  Can I text on it?  Can I call people on it?&nb...
Posted by J-Dye on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 12:50:00 PST

Infomercials have the worst timing

Am I the only one that is having a good time watching TV at 2 or 3 in the morning when all of a sudden an infomercial begins.  Thankfully Nick @ Nite doesnt have infomercials but really who wants...
Posted by J-Dye on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 05:28:00 PST

What's a lonely man to do on X-Mas

As I contemplate my X-Mas Eve, X-Mas, and New Years plan I have to ask-What's a lonely man to do on this joyous holiday. Well I think this top 5 list should help those on the verge. 5. Call one of th...
Posted by J-Dye on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 11:14:00 PST