Sam Raimi

I make a lot more money than you

About Me

I love Spider-Man. I make movies for a living. I smoke the fine cigars and drink the good whiskey. I directed such classic films as Spider-Man. I can't wait to cast Ashton Kutcher in an exciting remake of the Evil Dead. I also made the film A Simple Plan. ..This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5

My Interests

Directing films and jacking off to Kirsten Dunst

Movies:

Spider-Man,Spider-Man 2,Spider-Man 3,Spider-Man 4,Spider-Man 5,Spider-Man 6,Spider-Man 7,Spider-Man 8,Spider-Man 9,Spider-Man 10 (Do you think I`ll live long enough to make 11?)

Television:

Xena and Hercules. My homosexual love slave Rob Tapert is married to Lucy Lawless

Books:

Books are a waste of paper

Heroes:

Satan,Charles Foster Kane,C.Montgomery Burns,Adolf Hitler,George W Bush,Ronald Reagan