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About Me


By the way, there is no "you guys" in the "this" that is the Airtoons. There is merely me! A one man show. Kind of like Spirit of Truth. Anyway, hello, friend. I like to make these thingies:
I like to make these thingies too!
    Visit airtoons.com for more!Meet The Airtoons Pilot:
    My name is Taber and I made the Airtoons web pages. I'm just a guy in the world. Once upon 1999, I was in a plane. Then I saw this thing, and I was like "hey!" Then I made some captions for it, and my friends were like "whoa!" so I was like "alright!" and the rest is, how you say, history?
    Originally from upstate NY, I now reside in the state of Maryland. However, I am still a New Yorker. UPDATE: I have moved back to upstate NY. Never to ever, ever return to the state of Maryland. I like movies, music, art, snowboarding, illustration, and funniness. I'm 6'1" and I basically am a laid back kind of guy. If you know what I mean! I like a lot of different stuff. You know, a little of this, a little of that. Add me as a friend if you like stuff too! Then that way we can be friends. I'm down with you if you're down with me. Okay, bye!

    My Interests

    safety cards, airline food, pilots, flight attendants, ground crews, airline security guards, airplanes, travel, walruses, cartoons, instructions, parodies, illustration, hang gliding, skeet shooting, hockey, tennis court maintenance, high diving, snowshoeing, cross country skiing, snowboarding, shuffleboard, bowling, table tennis, archery, swimming, sailing, scratching, world of warcraft, airtoons, bodybuilding, running, track, horseshoes, beer, women, cheez-its, xbox 360, asparagus, weight lifting, bodybuilding, broccoli, dogs, art, design, music, world war 2, steve buschemi, sudoku, vegemite, slime mold, chair repair, soldering, racing, motorcycles, bodybuilding, photography, music, bodybuilding, other

    I'd like to meet:

    People who travel the world to exotic places and bring back fond memories of a lost yesterday, and also airline safety cards.People who see air travel as a neccessary evil.People who love air travel!Birds!Unicorns!

    Music:

    Ronald Jenkees, Cold War Kids, Life In Your Way, Dead of Winter, Hope Conspiracy, Dr Steel, As I Lay Dying, Endicott, Atreyu, Beloved, Caliban, Circle Takes The Square, Afraid of That Day, Kite Flying Society, Tokyo Police Club, Delta Spirit, Penfold, AC/DC, From Autumn To Ashes, Falooza, Joey Nelson, None More Black, Pinehurst Kids, Rilo Kiley, Rainer Maria, Leerone, Limbeck, Pennywise, The Smashing Pumpkins, Snapcase, Rufio, Ides Of Space, Hayden, Oxes, Her Space Holiday, Baby Dayliner, Sparklehorse, My Chemical Romance, Taking Back Sunday, OK Go, First Aid Kit, Mineral, Sunny Day Real Estate, The Gloria Record, The Swords Project, Do Make Say Think, Vitreous Humor, Further Seems Forever, Madison, Weezer, Head Automatica, Destroy The Runner, Panda Bear, Glassjaw, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Unwritten Law, Alkaline Trio, Fugazi, Brand New, Low, Jimmy Eat World, Nirvana, Dead Milkmen, King Missile, The Books, The Streets, Drowningman, Evergreen Terrace, The Faint, Hopesfall, Armor For Sleep, The Academy Is..., Emery, Emerson, Hot Cross, Saetia, Joshua Fit For Battle, An Albatross, Saosin, Silverstein, Demon Hunter, As Blood Runs Black, Soulfly, On The Might of Princes, 7 Seconds, American Football, Cursive, Christie Front Drive, Bikini Kill, Sleater Kinney, Huggy Bear, Le Tigre, Regina Spektor, Bats And Mice, Neutral Milk Hotel, Bright Eyes, Part Chimp, Cass McCombs, My Barbarian, The Kodan Armada, Thrice, Thursday, A Long Winter, Pinback, Sonic Youth, Arcade Fire, Broken Social Scene, Engine Down, Bloc Party, Test Icicles, Brandtson, Death From Above 1979, Desaparecidos, Bear Vs Shark, Acid House Kings, Belle and Sebastian, Lambchop, Pedro The Lion, Elliott Smith, Dungen, The Velvet Underground, Nico, Lali Puna, Metrovavan, Hot Rod Circuit, Pavement, Beck, Cap'N Jazz, We Are Scientists, Mandi LeBlanc, Mazzy Star, Poe, Garbage, Lucious Jackson, Sneaker Pimps, David Holmes, A Tribe Called Quest, Big Pun, Busta Rhymes, Da Lench Mob, Das EFX, Hi C, Eazy E, NWA, Public Enemy, Dr Octagon, Gang Starr, Keith Murray, Method Man, 2 Pac, 50 Cent, Wu Tang Clan, Outkast, Redman, Snoop Dogg, Dr Dre, The Pharcyde, The Geto Boys, DJ Shadow, DJ Vadim, DJ Shadow, DJ Spooky, DJ Soul Slinger, Freaky Flow, Yellow Note, Heinrich At Hart, Kid 606, Baxter, Aphex Twin, Aphrodite, Alaska, Noisia, Autechre, Bonobo, Boom Bip, Cex, Breakbeat Era, Dieselboy, DJ Dara, Dom and Roland, Doc Scott, Misanthrope, LTJ Bukem, Panacea, Bogdan Raczynski, Portishead, Prefuse 73, Roni Size, Venetian Snares, Wiley, Janet Jackson, Paula Abdul, Gloria Estefan, Michael Jackson, The Beatles, The Beastie Boys, Bob Dylan, Billy Joel, Genesis, Neil Young, Johnny Cash, The Police, Blah blah blah

    Movies:

    Airplane, Airplane 2, The Goonies, Big, Top Gun, Labrynth, Die Hard, Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory (Original), Big, The Wizard, The Wizard of Oz, Rushmore, Life Aquatic, Back To The Future, Back To The Future 2, Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums, Teenwolf

    Television:

    Strangers With Candy, The Office, Venture Brothers, Land of the Lost, Pee Wee's Playhouse, GI Joe, Transformers, Small Wonder, Growing Pains, The Hogan Family Starring Jason Bateman, Alf, He-Man, Shirt Tales, Murder She Wrote, Columbo, Quantum Leap, Highway To Heaven, The Greatest American Hero, Mork and Mindy, Full House, Charles In Charge, Saved By The Bell, Perfect Strangers, Who's The Boss, Golden Girls

    Books:

    Da Vinci Code, My War, Diary, Anything on Reading Rainbow

    Heroes:

    Superman, Batman, Spiderman, Optimus Prime, Skeletor, Orko, Mush Mouth, People who drive 50mph in the left lane. That Sammy guy that hacked Myspace!

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    My Blog

    "Image Hosted by Airtoons" Outta Here!

    There's nothing more annoying than when you share some pictures in the hip and "happening" forums you frequent only to find that after you return from having a snack, you find that the images have bee...
    Posted by Airtoons™ on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 10:03:00 PST

    Mother and Toddler Forced off Plane!!!!! Oh Lordy!

    FLIGHT ATTENDANT VS TODDLER!!!!!!!!! (vs mom!)http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070712/ap_on_re_us/toddler _bootedWow, power trip!...
    Posted by Airtoons™ on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 09:25:00 PST

    Myspace Newsletter Spam Composed By Douche Bags

    Good job making this graphic a link douche bags. Oh wait, you didn't.
    Posted by Airtoons™ on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 11:25:00 PST

    Dear Bald Guy That Recently Added Me

    Yo!When I tried adding you, I got this annoying "An error has occured, it has been forwarded to the Myspace technical group" or whatever the hell it says.Please add me again so we can be pals! I did N...
    Posted by Airtoons™ on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 09:41:00 PST

    This person probably has a cool house.

    Hey, if you live here, invite me over! Next time I'm in New Mexico we can hang out and talk about what it's like living in New Mexico, current events, and the goverment, and stuff like that. You can s...
    Posted by Airtoons™ on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 05:50:00 PST

    Dear Idiot That IM'ed Me a Virus Link:

    (aka: KANADIANSRULE101)I love you! You were slick in making that URL look like a photobucket URL, but I am slicker. I was wise to your shenanegans. I've been sending disguised URLs of gay porn sites t...
    Posted by Airtoons™ on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 04:28:00 PST

    Kotong Kong

    Does anyone know how to make a kotong kong? Sure, I could google it, but having the method passed on to me from an experienced oragami folder would be a lot more intimate and worthwhile.
    Posted by Airtoons™ on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 04:58:00 PST

    The Airtoons Adventure

    Welcome to Airtoons. Stop reading this and visit the site instead!http://www.airtoons.com/
    Posted by Airtoons™ on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 03:03:00 PST