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About Me

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The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Christi(ne)!In Vermont, the ratio of cows to Christi(ne) is 10:1!In Japan, Christi(ne) can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.Christi(ne) will often rub up against people to lay her scent and mark her territory.Christi(ne) is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Christi(ne), though it may feel uncomfortable!Christi(ne) is 1500 years older than the pyramids!If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Christi(ne).Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Christi(ne)!There are more than two hundred different kinds of Christi(ne). I am interested in - do tell me about
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My Interests

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Politics and Social Causes Coming Soon!

I swore never to be silent whenever human beings endure suffering and humiliation. We must always take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented. -Elie Wiesel

Art Alex Grey, Andy Warhol, Frida Kahlo, Shag

I'd like to meet:

*Old friends and acquaintances. Hello! Great to see you again! What have you been up to? How is Life, the Universe, and Everything?
*Folks I talk to on a regular basis. How's it going with work/school/world domination?
*People I have recently met out and about. It was lovely meeting you at that club/party/underwater hookah lounge.
*The gorgeous Bust-ies from the lounge. Hello, lovelies!
*Friends of friends are always good to meet. Hi there! How do you know -name of mutual friend here-? Do you have any good stories about them? Ooo, do tell!

Music:

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Movies:

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Television:

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Heroes:

I shambled after as I've been doing all my life after people who interest me, because the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes "Awww!" --Jack Kerouac
Final Words

At the center of your being you have the answer; you know who you are and you know what you want. --Lao Tzu

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. -Ron Wild

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. -Unknown

My Blog

Just read this.

A few weeks ago I bought a ring from a girl I'd met at a party. She myspace messaged me a few days ago saying she had lost the check.I'm checking my email and I see I have a message from a Mike on Fri...
Posted by The Christi(ne) on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 01:10:00 PST

Come see my show!

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Posted by The Christi(ne) on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 04:01:00 PST

I have a few minutes . . . Survey!

I've been liking the surveys lately. Anywho . . . 88 questionsLife:.:. High School: Academy of Our Lady of Peace. It was an all-girls Catholic high school. Yes we wore uniforms..:. Junior High: St. Jo...
Posted by The Christi(ne) on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 03:25:00 PST

Britney files for divorce.

I'm shocked. Really, I am. Don't you believe me? Anyone?
Posted by The Christi(ne) on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 11:26:00 PST

And now, a moment of randomness.

This has brought me great joy today and I just had to share it with all of you.
Posted by The Christi(ne) on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 11:07:00 PST

Demetri Martin is coming to town!

Holy shit! Demetri Martin is going to be at Spreckles tomorrow night!If by some chance anyone hears of tickets being given away or any kind of discounted tickets, please, please let me know. This guy ...
Posted by The Christi(ne) on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 04:48:00 PST

Snakes on a Plane, yo!

And now, for your viewing pleasure, not one but two, TWO, Snakes on a Plane related music videos!I believe this is the official Snakes on a Plane theme song. It's damn catchy. I've had the refrain stu...
Posted by The Christi(ne) on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 12:45:00 PST

My car was very messy.

Want to know what I found in my car?* Here's a partial list:-a black garbage bag's worth of trash including a grip of plastic water bottles and fast food bags-my bottle of multivitamins (woo-hoo, I ca...
Posted by The Christi(ne) on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 11:15:00 PST

You know what?

Things can always get worse.Sorry, I have just not had a very good day today. I actually don't think I've had a good day in . . . awhile. Then there is the ever-present layer of stress that permeates ...
Posted by The Christi(ne) on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 11:23:00 PST

Attention Paris Hilton!

Gwen Stefani called. She wants her sound back.Thanks.Listen to Stars are Blind.Ok, I can't find the Gwen Stefani song that sounds like this one. I'll keep looking....
Posted by The Christi(ne) on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 11:34:00 PST