adDICKted (to Dicks)

I love dicks, I like them in all colors, sizes, circumsized or not. I like dicks more than whiskey, cocaine, even pot. I have dick on the brain, it is what keeps me sane, It is what makes me trot. I work with penises seven days a week. I do volunteer work to provide dicks for the meek. Cocks have to have balls, pictures of weenies deck my halls, but please don't call me a freak.