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robot Frank

MySpace - A Place for Losers!

About Me

I am a robot. I kill people. If you let me into your life, I will probably end up killing you. Or at least ripping you off.

My Interests

Reaping Benefits, Biding Time, Arguing .., Making A Scene, Being A Dick, Misrepresenting People, Kicking, Time Bombs, Asbestos, Grave Robbing, Teaching People A Lesson, Pricker Bushes, Motor Crashes, Dangling Babies From A Balcony, Back Stabbing, Revenge , Savage Beatings, Destruction, Explosions, Mass Casualties, WMDs, Trained Dolphins, Breaking Bones, Breaking Promises, Proper English, Hurting Feelings, Lying, Being Rude, The Black Market, Crashing Parties, Stealing, Interupting People, Luigi Of The Super Mario Bros. , Blunt Objects, Killing, Sharing Secrets.

I'd like to meet:

someone to share my robot feelings with, who doesn't mind fighting police, or having to kill sometimes.

Music:

    BJORK
    smokey & the miracles
    stevie wonder
    the cure
    mike patton
    iggy pop
    the four tops
    depeche mode
    nin
    ladytron
    tom petty
    the mathematicians
    wesley willis
    massive attack
    [P] ortishead
    mos def
    THE ROOTS
    the beatles
    the beach boys the new york dolls
    the cramps
    joy division new order bla ck uh uru
    roy orbison
    jackie wilson
    the platters
    terrence trent d'arby
    aaliyah
    the supremes

    others of course, but mostly....

    80's (new wave/post punk)
    60's MOTOWN
    Not sure I'm a fan, but I love Hall & Oates , in concept.
    I don't burn cds, that's crap.

Movies:

Le Fabuleux Destin D'Amélie Poulain
taxi driver
natural born killers
spinal tap
requiem for a dream
ro ck y ( all )
dancer in the dark
run lola run
run ronnie run
pootie-tang
powder
pi
waking life
wet hot american summer
edward scissorhands
kids in the hall: brain candy
donnie darko
dark city
better off dead
la bamba
willy wonka (old)
sling blade
gleaming the cube
the lost boys
fast times at ridgemont high
bill + ted
the stoned age
babe ( the pig )
back to the future
the crow
planet of the apes (old)
BASEketball
the w izard of oz

Television:

    THE TWILIGHT ZONE
    Sifl and Olly
    The State
    Da Ali G Show
    The Adventures of Pete and Pete
    Get A Life
    Kids In The Hall
    Mr. Bean
    Sanford and Son
    Married with Children
    Space Ghost
    Sealab
    Charles Barkley on TNT
    T urner C lassic M ovies
    History Channel
    PBS

    ... I usually end up just watching some jerk grab wild animals out of trees, or more crap about sharks; that's all that ever seems to be on.

    Standup Comics:

    STEVEN WRIGHT
    Mitch Hedberg
    Todd Barry
    Dwayne Perkins

    Sports Teams:

    The UConn Huskies
    The Phoenix Suns
    The New York Yankees Every NEW YORK area team (incl. CT, NJ, excluding upstate + LI.) My favorite underdog team: The Cincinatti Bengals

Books:

    "How to Foresee and Control Your Future", Harold Sherman
    "Exploring the World of Lucid Dreaming", Dr. Stephen LaBerge
    "The Lucifer Principle: A Scientific Expedition into the Forces of History", Howard Bloom
    "Anthem", Ayn Rand
    "Animal Farm", George Orwell
    The Unibomber Manifesto

Heroes:

I am my own hero. But I am pretty sure Gary Coleman would throw down for me if it came to that, or Grimace . Let's pray that day never comes. And also, the greatest athlete ever - Bo Jackson . Bo knows comebacks.

My Blog

Grimace, of McDonaldLand *Updated*

So in order to occupy myself on MySpace, I created a new profile. In addition to my normal Robot Frank profile, I'm also now assuming the role of "Grimace", of McDonalds fame. I encourage all you mysp...
Posted by robot Frank on Sat, 20 May 2006 09:56:00 PST

The end of the world

I'm formally claiming responsibility for the forthecoming apocalypse. I know I haven't been around much - but you see, I've been very, very busy. The polar ice caps arent melting by themselves. I have...
Posted by robot Frank on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 12:13:00 PST

The problem with Robot Ron...

Robot Ron and I aren't very good friends anymore. He tried to sell me out to the cops. They paid him in jelly beans and bendy straws - seven of each. That is all. ...
Posted by robot Frank on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Lurkers, lurking.

I am beginning to suspect some of the things I write on the internet are being read by people outside my close circle of friends. This is creeping the shit out of me. If you don't know me, personally,...
Posted by robot Frank on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sleep suits and slumber boots.

I'm in the business of sleep. I came up with the idea about a year ago when I realized if I just moved the couch and the tv out of my living room, I could charge people to sleep on the floor. They lov...
Posted by robot Frank on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

1% of people leave me kudos

After crunching some numbers it has become harshly clear to me that only 1% of all you myspace dungeon feinds who read this leave me "kudos". 1.5% of you leave me a comment, which means the other 98.5...
Posted by robot Frank on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

RED NINJA SIGHTING

It is true. The Red Ninja has been spotted again. More and more evidence is appearing, making a strong case for the existance of the mysterious killer of bad guys. "A child once said, 'Red Ninja, H...
Posted by robot Frank on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Mitch Hedberg 1968-2005

Mitch Hedberg died today, at age 37. He was, in my opinion, one of the only funny standup comics in the business. Here are a few of his qoutes: This product that was on TV was available for f...
Posted by robot Frank on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Bo Jackson

Listen, internet jerks. Bo Jackson is far too awesome to not be reminded of on a constant basis. To help everyone recall the dream that was Bo, I have recovered my old tribute to him. It can be access...
Posted by robot Frank on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Scissors Rock Rock

I am so out of money, it's ridiculous. I keep gambling it all away in Rock Paper Scissors (RPS), but I have a winning strategy that I just KNOW will pay dividends. I cannot tell you myspace fools what...
Posted by robot Frank on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST