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Seth

My motto in life: 'Guy's, this job's too demanding. Let's take a brake.'

About Me

Contact Table by The Jedi Archives Star Wars ForumsGreetings.
I'm Seth Andrew. I have a first name that's made up of two. But unless you're my mother, call me Seth. I make movies that probably suck but still help a brother out and watch these steaming piles of crap I call "artwork" at www.matzarubaa.com . You can also join our forums and say how much you hate us too.
I'm legal.
Not that it matters, but my first friend is my movie company's MySpace. I don't feel like creating a link for it. Just scroll down, you lazy de-generates.
My AIM screenname is JohnKimble26.
I try to be funny and people say I am but that's probably for moral support so that I don't get depressed and blow my brains out. I probably suck.
I'm legal.
I enjoy "Star Wars" and other such pop culture, retro and nostalgic things. I'm also a movie buff; I know a lot about them, despite the fact that I've barely seen any movies, including "The Rocky Horror Picture Show". I'm not awesome.
My past relationships with girls have gone up in flames. Therefore, I'm single.
I like to consider myself as a social outcast in my family. Kind of, at least.
I don't like Harry Potter, although I own all the books which I've never read and all the movies since I can say I saw them. I like how Harry has his scar in the middle of his forehead and in the movie they put it on the side where his hair blocks it. Lolz.
I enjoy watching and playing football, although I'm far from athletic.
I'm legal.
I have weird obsenities and goals that I would like to accomplish some point in life.
I have a cousin who has the words "White Power" tattooed across his chest.
I worship and beleive in Jesus.
I own 5 $120 offical "Star Wars" lightsabers and almost $150 in the film's offical role playing game books. And a Jedi robe. Maybe I should work on my acne more so than buying George Lucas' merchandise that was made in China.
A lot of people hate me because I anger them in some way or another.
I have several personalities. Why I bother saying this, nobody knows.
I'm legal.
I've never gotten drunk, although many speculate what it would be like if I ever got drunk. Most people also assume that half the time I'm on drugs. People misunderstand when I'm acting and when I'm being myeself. They're stupid.
I'm a writer who's written stuff that's made it some competitions. I never won any, so what does that tell you?
I rarely brush my teeth and my mom combs my hair because I don't really care about it nor do I know how to; I'll go bald one day anyways. I also try to buy the clothes I like.
I have a semi-weight problem. Some would say differently. Like the time this one person saw my latest movie: "You're losing it, fat man." (Thanks, Kevin, for that little inspirational speech)
I have friends that differ from social class to social class. Preps, goths, ghettos, nudists, other.
My brother tells people that he's a "supah-star". Maybe that explains why he's 40 years old and still not married, let alone hold a solid relationship with women.
My friend Dustin makes the music for my movies. You'll probably like his stuff better than mine. He's #8 on my top 8. Check him out if you like weird, abstract stuff, kinda like Michael Jackson's face.
I have a birthday.
I'm legal.
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My Interests

I like to make movies, although many have said that I should re-consider this interest as a later on job option and maybe opt for becoming a kamikaze pilot. Everyone tells me they pay well.

I also like to write stories that go nowhere.

I like to socialize with my friends and do stuff with them that doesn't need any tellings of here and now. If you're a friend of mine, then you know what we do when we hang out. If you're not a friend of mine, consider yourself lucky.

Movies are fun to watch, especially if you're all by yourself and there's no one to watch them with and then make out during them. That's the best part in my opinion: lonliness and misery.

I collect comics that are worth nothing and will get me nowhere in life.

Most interests of mine are either too much to explain or they come and go as I age. Girls was once an interest in my life. Hence, an example of growing up. I'm also a cigar enthusiast.

I'd like to meet:

1. Darrell Wood along with Anthony Novak.
2. Jesus
3. God
4. Satan
5. George Lucas
6. A homeless guy who finds $50 on the street
7. A girl who's willing to call me her "boyfriend" (Might as well start slicing my wrists now, cuz I wouldn't put much hope for me getting into a relationship anytime soon... :( I mean, who would've thought that my pickup line, the perfect pickup line, "Hey, will you sit on my face and wiggle?" is borderline sexual harassment?)
8. Santa Claus
9. The Man Himself
10. My cousin Nikki.

Music:

I'm too diverse to list what I like to listen to. But here's an example of one of my preferred tastes:

I do want to say thank you to Cynthia Dines for introducing me to what I feel is the most serious album a pair of artists could ever concieve that deals with a very seroius issue that many people have to deal with everyday:

Movies:

My Top 10:
1. A Christmas Story
2. The Empire Strikes Back
3. Back to the Future
4. Jaws
5. Jurassic Park
6. The 'Burbs
7. Sin City
8. The Big Lebowski
9. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
10. Night of the Living Dead
My 11-20's (A.K.A The One's That Didn't Quite Make It):
11. The Untouchables
12. Flash Gordon
13. Dick Tracy
14. Ed Wood
15. American Beauty
16. Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
17. Signs
18. Who Frammed Roger Rabbit?
19. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
20. Clerks II
Top 10 Films That Made Me Want To Rip My Eyes Out With a Rambo Knife:
1. Kill Bill Volume 1
2. Hulk
3. Howard the Duck
4. A.I.
5. Spider-Man 2
6. Superman 3
7. E.T.
8. King Kong Lives
9. The Touch of Satan
10. Dungeons & Dragons
I love a lot of movies. I love Star Wars the most. I also love film noir films and whatever pulp fiction tales that are out there. I'd take me awhile to sit here and name all of my favorite movies, but I will say this: the critcally acclaimed and highly successful film "Halloween 3: Season of the Witch" definently ranks among my top 10. You're a complete moron if you say that this is by far the worst Halloween movie ever. It just proves to show that you have no idea what true cinema is at its best, and this movie is truly one of those types of movies.
Maybe one day I'll make my top 50 favorite films of all time. But there is one quote I made up that I feel puts an end to the question of what's the greatest movie ever made:
"The greatest movie of all time is your favorite movie of all time."

Television:

I enjoy The Twilight Zone, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Family Guy, Futurama, King of the Hill, Robot Chicken, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Seinfeld, Johnny Bravo, Dexter's Laboratory, and basically whatever grabs my attention. Other than that, TV sucks.

Books:

99.9% of the books I pick up I start to read but never finish. But those I've read, I enjoy. "Catcher in the Rye", "Catch-22", basic pulp fiction tales, "The Holy Bible", the Halo books, Douglas Adams, and "Battle Royale". Those are some that I enjoyed the most out of the many that I haven't yet finished.

Heroes:

Other than myself? Jesus. Why? I mean, c'mon... he's Jesus... he's the only person in the world who's cooler than me. (In my mind at least) George Lucas and Rod Serling as well.

Rod Serling, for those of you who are mentally retarded, created one of my favorite TV shows of all time, "The Twilight Zone". My mother was a big fan of this show, and was even going to name me Serling, after the man himself, but instead opted for the name I now carry. She had the perfect opprutunity to name me uniquely after someone famous, but missed it.

That's why, when I have a kid, I'm going to name him "Seth Andrew Kopchu: The Sequel".

My Blog

WHO FRAMED SETH KOPCHU?!?!?!?

That's the question that I've been asking myself for a couple of months now. All of you who go to Normandy High School have never thought about it. At least, not in that aspect. But on June 2nd, 2007,...
Posted by Seth on Tue, 22 May 2007 05:35:00 PST

A Change For My Future Films To Come (I Hope)...

To the fans of my movies, this blog is for all three of you. No, I'm not retiring from film making. (I know that's a dissapointment to many of you) I've decided that this year alone, with th...
Posted by Seth on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 07:44:00 PST

New Movie of Ours Just Released

Yesterday was a good day to film a movie. I thought of the idea, gathered up the actors, shot, edited, and posted it on our site. It's called Root Punch. So far, we're getting more good reviews (I've ...
Posted by Seth on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 02:40:00 PST

Extras Needed For My Next Film

Since everyone, even Jesus, has a MySpace, I figured this was the best way to rally up some of you interested parties. I'm going to be filming my next movie, a comedy minus romance called The Vampire ...
Posted by Seth on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 09:24:00 PST

www.matzarubaa.com... IT'S HERE!

A lot of you already got this, but I'm posting in blog-form for those who didn't: Dear fans of Matzarubaa Entertainment Co.,It's my pleasure to announce to the world (doesn't the entire world have a M...
Posted by Seth on Sat, 20 May 2006 08:29:00 PST

Help Support Me Write This Story About Exorcisms

Yeah, I'm trying to write this story about these two Christian exorcists who cross the galaxy in a quest to stop demon possessions and the Devil. Smart-ass whitty action comedy is what I'm aiming...
Posted by Seth on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 06:43:00 PST

New Blog over at Matzarubaa (Geowulf!!!) and My New Career In Journalism

OK, first off, if you're already not a friend of my film company, be one. Secondly, check out the blogs there for info. on upcoming films, primarilly the newest one concerning both Geowulf's and Him, ...
Posted by Seth on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 07:06:00 PST

Senior Year Schedule

Here's my schedule for next year: 1. A.P. English (1 credit) 2. A.P. U.S. History (1 credit) 3. A.P. Economics (1 credit) 4. Topics in Social Studies (.50 credit) 5. Recreational Sports (.25 credit) 6...
Posted by Seth on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 06:52:00 PST

Matzarubaa now has it's own official MySpace. Click this for more info.

I must be blind. When I was in Hicksville, USA (North Carolina for all you folks who don't know me that well yet) visiting my family and Al Devine (again, inside joke), I discovered that MySpace offer...
Posted by Seth on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 05:36:00 PST

PLEASE LOOK UP! ATTENTION ALL ACTORS... CAST LIST FOR MY NEXT FILM IS UP!!! (UPDATED 01-11-06)

Him, Them, and That Guy Cast List   Detective Dan Harris  Jon Klimek Roxy Lastoria  Molly Boyle Elliot Falcone  Tim Koly Pete Windlebrook - Chris Poznako Joe Garez  Lou Petrucci Giovanni Gran...
Posted by Seth on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 07:04:00 PST