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Uncle Fezter

One should never underestimate the stimulation of eccentricity.

About Me

* Comedy is the last refuge of the non-conformist mind *

Model Mayhem #467916

Big Change

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Jerry Lee Lewis- Great Balls of Fire Jerry Lee Lewis // Great Balls Of Fire
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Los Straitjackets from Psycho Beach Party TEMPEST
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Stray Cats - Rock This Town
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Santana & John Lee Hooker - Chill Out
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From: The Girl Can't Help It Little Richard

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My Interests

Viva Las Vegas, and The Mobtown Greaseball!

Sh-Boom!
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Fez, the right pair of glasses on a woman's face... station wagons... unembarassed laughter...

History in general and also certain specifics. Pin-Ups, Humor, Helping kittens get stuck in trees and watching old people walk across icy parking lots, National Lampoon Magazine, Non-Conformity, MST3K, Humor, Friends, Movies, Music & Dancin' & a Bit 'o Romancin'. Most Things Vinatge- '38 to '63-ish... Big Band, Swing, Rockabilly. Vato Pachuco Zoots to Skinny-Ties & Stove Pipes. Well-written erotica, Humor, a well-turned leg, critters- esp. newts & salamanders, research, Green Bay Packers, BUST & Rockabilly Magazines... Did I mention Humor?

Los Straitjackets - Munsters Theme
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CAB CALLOWAY - JITTERBUG PARTY
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I'd like to meet:

Kittens, Hepkats, Dollies, Dames, Guys & Dolls, J.D.'s, Broads, Babes, Hipsters, Sweater Girls, Vintage Vixens, Hi-Heeled Honey's, Juke Joint Jezebel's, Frito Bandito's, Marx Brothers, Jesters, Jokers, Back Seamed Babydolls, Gartered Girlies, Pin-Up Pretties, History Heretics, Skirt-Twirlers & Shot Shooters, Retro Rebels, Longline Lovelies & Bullet Bra Beauties, Beer Swillers, Dirty Joke Tellers, Do-Woppers, Rockabilly Fillies, Barroom Buddies, Six-Count Sweeties, Lovelies, Rebels With Causes & Like-Minded Malcontents, and of course... Hair Flower Honey's

Scenesters, Fadsters, Phonies, Lindy-Nazi's, Remoras and those with terminal cases of the 'Gimmie-Gimmies'... Just keep movin', cuz there's nothin' for ya here.

The Brian Setzer Orchestra - Jump Jive an' Wail
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Music:

Anything that makes a woman tap her toes or makes her wanna twirl her skirt!

ROCKABILLY! Big Sandy & His Fly-Rite Boys, The Sun Demons, The Drop Tops, The Garnet Hearts, Louis Prima, Los Straitjackets, Cab Calloway, Bellfuries, Stumbleweeds, Kim Lenz, Helmet, Nirvana, Lonely Blue Boys, Country Cats, Do-Wop, Benny Goodman, Pink Floyd, Led Zepplin, Chuck Berry, Janis Martin, Bill Haley, B-52's, Devo, Little Richard, Madness, Old School Ska, Original English Punk, The Toasters, The Clash, Brian Setzer, Reverend Horton Heat, Deke Dickerson, Marti Brom, Less Than Jake, Royal Crown Revue, Carl Sonny Leland, Green Day, the original Everclear, Dance Hall Crashers, Rizlaz, Dean Martin, 1812 Overture, Leon Redbone, Bonzo Dog Band, and just about anything featuring a Tuba. Lots more as well...

Marx Brothers
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rip it up
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Marco (PCS) plays with Big Sandy - Yama Yama Pretty Mama
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PROJECT PLAYLIST JUKEBOX

the rizlaz 2
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Movies:


Dr. Strangelove, Buckaroo Banzai, Lawrence of Arabia, Glory, Utu, Kurosawa Films, Marx Brothers Movies, Monty Python Flicks, Hara Kiri, Brazil, Psycho Beach Party, Ronin, Big Trouble in Little China, Swingers, Elf, Jeremiah Johnson, Kevin Smith Flicks, Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles, Tarantino Flicks, The Day the Earth Stood Still, Any film with effects by Ray Harryhausen, Hellraiser, Donny Darko, THEM! The Man Who Would Be King, Connery as Bond- esp. Thunderball & You Only Live Twice, Aliens & Predator Flicks, Das Boot, Coen Brothers Movies, Baseketball, Orgazmo, South Park The Movie, Animal House, Blade Runner- both versions, Kingdom of Heaven, The Aristocrats, Sin City, Most Porn that's genuinely funny on purpose, but also many that are unintentionally laughable, Garden State, The Three & Four Musketeers with Oliver Reed & co., classic and archival films, esp. Sex, Hygiene, Atomic and Drug subjects, Secretary, Christmas Story, The Long Riders, The Incredibles...
ORIGINALS: War of the Worlds, The Thing... Casino Royale- David Niven, Peter Sellers- AMAZING CAST and HERB ALPERT SOUNTRACK!
REMAKES: The Thing
American Hot Wax Reelin' And Rockin'
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American Graffiti "American Graffiti" (Detail)
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Buckaroo Banzai Theme Buckaroo Banzai March
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hurray for captain spalding
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Television:

South Park, The Daily Show, Colbert Report, MST3K, Black Adder. Monty Python's Flying Circus, Shock Theater when I was a kid, Soprano's, Deadwood, The Muppet Show, Original SNL's with National Lampoon alum, Rome, Dave Chapelle, Carlos Mencia, old Simpsons, recent convert to Scrubs... Mostly however- Television sucks

MST3K - Mr. B Natural
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MST3K Short - Young Man's Fancy
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Books:

In the Bloody Railroad Cut at Gettysburg, Bored of the Rings, Badger Bars & Tavern Tales, Anything by Cynthia Heimel, George Carlin or Studs Terkel. Female Sexual Perversion (1935), Edgar Allen Poe Humor, Incredible Victory, The Illustrated Man, The Rape of the A.P.E., Dandelion Wine, I Know Some Things... Drinking, Smoking & Screwing, the Dinosaur Heresies, The Road To Mars, Battle Cry of Freedom, Speak Now Against the Day, The Face of Battle, The First Team, Cheech Wizard, Calvin & Hobbes, Devil's Advocate- The Art of Coop... Lotsa Humor titles.

Pink Floyd - Coming Back to Life
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Devo - Beautiful World
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Heroes:

Hogan's, Kelly's, Sammidges... Jaques Cousteau, Chuck Yeager, Hugh Thompson... Whoever invented 2-ply, ripple chips and the mute button.

Not Even Breathless
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talking heads, psycho killer live
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Oh- and people who also dig Fez!

Tiny Toons - Istanbul
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Madness - Night Boat To Cairo
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Devo
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My Blog

If yer planning on comin to The Mobtown Greaseball

If yer planning on comin' to The Mobtown Greaseball... ...And ya SHOULD be!!! Greetings all! Okay& Yer ol' pal Uncle Fezter and other Karb Kings have been receiving all kinds of comments and questions...
Posted by Uncle Fezter on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 09:18:00 PST

The honor, continued respect, and even awe... is mine.

The honor, continued respect, and even awe... is mine. Ashley Charity Lisa Mona Wendy Katie Eddie Dan Tim Les There are certain people on this list who have in the past caused me to have speechles...
Posted by Uncle Fezter on Mon, 05 May 2008 08:17:00 PST

Everybody Makes Choices, But They Ignore the Consequences

Last week was another great Rockabilly night at the Barn. But attendance was down from the usual. It wasn't cuzza the bands- they're local and area favorites and always tear the place down and give a ...
Posted by Uncle Fezter on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 11:43:00 PST

Does your name fit you?

I dunno- You tell me& S: Makes people laughT: dumb and funny at the same timeE: Can kick your assV: Not judgmental E: Can kick your ass N: rebellious L: Adorable O: Very very hot U: Has a Smile to d...
Posted by Uncle Fezter on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:45:00 PST

Revolution? Id Settle for Evolution... Enough is Enough

Last night I got a friend request from some guy. I went and looked at his profile, and from top-to-bottom, it’s all about white power, nazi’s, racism, aryans, and all that neo fascist bull...
Posted by Uncle Fezter on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 07:33:00 PST

Puttin the Petal to the Metal

A coupla-few months ago I was approached by Atomic Kulture Magazine http://www.myspace.com/atomickulturemagazine , http://www.atomickulturemagazine.com/ and was asked to be interviewed for this online...
Posted by Uncle Fezter on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 05:33:00 PST

Name Games

Last names can tell ya a lot about people. Yeah, but so can doing these surveys & shit&R: You like to party.O: Awesome kisser. C: You are really silly. A: You like to drink. F: You are dead sexy...
Posted by Uncle Fezter on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 05:33:00 PST

Wonders and Blunders

A week or so ago I discovered that an historian whose book I'd purchased had used an article I'd written as a source. An in the course of buying some Christmas presents, I'd also found that a buncha d...
Posted by Uncle Fezter on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 10:02:00 PST

Feature Article in the Baltimore City Paper on the Local Pin-Up Scene

Greetings! This article appears in the Baltimore City Paper, which hit the stands and their web site this morning (www.citypaper.com) . Ignoring the fact that some terrific and deserving friends get ...
Posted by Uncle Fezter on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 06:49:00 PST

How The Bops and LeBeau Saved Christmas

How The Bops and LeBeau Saved ChristmasbyYer ol' pal, Uncle Fezziewig (With apologies to Dr. Suess) Every Rock in Rockabilly-villeLiked Christmas a lot... But the Squares on the outside,Most certa...
Posted by Uncle Fezter on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 08:18:00 PST