Rob Cortright aka The Great Attractor

About Me

Hmmm, I didn't have a message when left...how very odd...Hello, my name is Mr. Snrub. And I come from, uh... someplace far away. Yes, that will do.Daybreak, Jakarta. The proud men and women of the Navy are protecting America's interests overseas, but you're in Lubbock, Texas hosing down a statue, because your in the Naval Reserve. Once you complete basic training, you only work one weekend a month, and most of that time your drunk of your ass. The Naval Reserve: America's 17th line of defense, between the Mississippi National Guard, and the American League of Women Voters.
You're entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location, the kind of place where there might be a monster or some kind of weird mirror. These are just examples. It could also be something much better. Prepare to enter... The Scary Door.

My Interests

Ecology, conservation, astronomy and physics, Film-making, reading, the issues, my kids and girlfriend, nutrition, Fitness, SCIENCE!It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!

I'd like to meet:

That guy who single-handedly built the rocket and flew to the moon. What was his name? Apollo Creed? Sly Stallone, Anthony Hopkins, Phil Plait aka The Bad Astronomer, Mike Rowe, somebody else whose name is Robert Cortright (besides my dad)

Music:

George Bush is a cancer on this fair country. And I am the... uh... what cures cancer?

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If for any reason you're not satisfied with our service, I hate you.

Movies:

ROCKYThe Vegas odds stand at an unprecedented 1000 to 0. A bet of zero dollars on Rob pays 1000 dollars if he wins. Still, very few takers.

Television:

LOST IS THE GREATEST. Simpsons, Letterman, Leno, Futurama, Cash Cab, Dirty Jobs, Science Fact. I make Speedy Gonzalez look like Regular Gonzalez.

Books:

Recent books read are "Bad Astronomy" by Phil Plait and "1001 things everyone should know about the universe" I am America(And so Can You!) by Stephen Cobert, "The world without us" by Allan Weisman READ THIS BOOK NOW ITS AWESOME! Want to get "Zoom" by Vijay Vaitheeswaran. Check out "The Centurion" By soon to be bestselling author Sean Patrick Little------It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times? You stupid monkey!!

Heroes:

Smart people and those who change something for the better.-----If you lose, you only win a smaller, silver fiddle.

My Blog

update and run-on sentences.

Hey, I haven't visited myspace too much recently. The new job has got me pretty busy. Not so much the job, but the lifestyle it requires. I work all night and watch the kids all day, so sl...
Posted by Rob Cortright aka The Great Attractor on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 02:33:00 PST

Democracy for America

Hey guys, check out the link below. It provides info on congressional candidates and what they're posiotions are. It also gives you a chance to nominate 3 of the ones you feel suppor...
Posted by Rob Cortright aka The Great Attractor on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 08:26:00 PST

Mitch Hedberg

"I don't have a microwave oven. I have a clock in my kitchen that occasionally cooks food."Did you know your 900 watt microwave will probably consume more power just being plugged in all the time tha...
Posted by Rob Cortright aka The Great Attractor on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 05:35:00 PST

Bright Idea

Attention all of my READER. Here's a good one...turn down the brightness on the monitor you are staring at right now. THX labs also say most people have the brightness on their home TV set...
Posted by Rob Cortright aka The Great Attractor on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 06:48:00 PST

I voted for Kodos...

I would like to invite everyone (re-invite actually, this is the third time I wrote this, Myspace keeps giving me an error and I lose it all) to use that 3 pound lump of fat in their heads and decide ...
Posted by Rob Cortright aka The Great Attractor on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 01:50:00 PST

just one more...

There's no such thing as only one. A serious smoker turned serious quitter CANNOT have just one. That will almost for certain ultimately lead to the demise of the entire ordeal. I kn...
Posted by Rob Cortright aka The Great Attractor on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 03:00:00 PST

Stop smoking tip(s)

For those that don't know, I've been a non-smoker since September 15th. For those that have not had to live with me during this time, especially the first couple weeks, consider yourselves fortu...
Posted by Rob Cortright aka The Great Attractor on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 02:51:00 PST

I dream of mullets

Last night I dreamed that I had a mullet. I was just kinda walking around doing my thing and then looked in the mirror, sure enough, I had a wisconsin waterfall. It was a pretty impressive neck blanke...
Posted by Rob Cortright aka The Great Attractor on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 02:43:00 PST

H.R. 676 come on now, I need to go to the Dentist

I got this information from Congressman John Conyer's Website. For more info, go to www.House.gov or www.votesmart.org Brief Summary of Legislation H.R. 676, the United States Nation...
Posted by Rob Cortright aka The Great Attractor on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 10:56:00 PST

Im gay because this is called Precious Memories

I think it's pretty odd there isn't a 'family' or 'children' option listed the categories when creating a new blog. Oh well, I'm new to posting blogs, there are most likely rules and regulation ...
Posted by Rob Cortright aka The Great Attractor on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 07:38:00 PST