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Liz

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About Me

Lets see all about me, got to love it! o.k you know my age already ,so lets just jump right in ,I'm a mom of two beautiful girls like,who says their kids are ugly, I want to hear someone say "two kids dipped way too long in the ugly pool!",and I'm married for about 17 or 117 years.My sisters are my best friends, my family is nuts but I love them all, I have two dogs a corgi and a rescued greyhound, I had a greyhound before this one,her name was Georgia,she passed away on feb 17th,I miss her and think about her everyday,she was the only one who could make me think of something else besides myself,I don't believe your kids can because we are always looking for ourselves in them.She taught me more than I taught her,I am always willing to answer questions about greyhounds so feel free to ask.
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The best calming fragrance: vanilla
The best fragrance for everyday wear: orange
The best fragrance to boost your sex appeal: lavender
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You Are a Moderate Mama
You're not overly political, and your views fall more with the American mainstream.
In fact, it may be difficult for you to decide who to vote for at times!
Your approach to politics is reasoned and well though out. Are You a Liberal Lady or a Conservative Chick?

My Interests

me,me,me ,this is great! o.k my interests are my kids,Mike,my family,my dogs,getting my last three credits so I can get my high school diploma, it's only 28 years late ,shut up, I was busy doing naughty things. and sometimes I couldn't find my way back to my class after lunch,whatever!

I'd like to meet:

Well I guess people who like me,why would I want to meet people who didn't? I would like to meet people who agree with me, ya ,that's good I like that! My dogs Keegan and Grace would like me to meet anyone, no really,anyone,just so I'll stop talking to them,you know what,thats just fine with me because sometimes I don't really think they're listening!They walk away or fall asleep when I'm talking,anyway,Alan and William if you're out there,my husband said if you guys show up at my door and try to whisk me away,he won't try to stop us, he also said if I can find a crab boat that will take me with them he won't stop them either, this guy is the best! wait a minute...I think he's trying to get rid of me! Okay I've changed who I want to meet , I would like to meet Alan Rickman and go shopping with him , no not for groceries! I'd like to go to all the stores I really can't afford because he would pay , silly! And I would like to meet William Fichtner and I would like to...I can't really say because my husband might read this , but I think you get the idea. I like older men , I have no patience for younger men unless they're silent and house broken!

Music:

I have a pretty open mind except I hate rap. I might like just one song from a lot of different groups. so, last night Mike and I were watching t.v. and an ad came on with Rick Derringer ,you know, rock an roll hoochi-coo? I'm not going to sing it for you, anyway, I told him the story of when I met Rick at a club, and my girlfriends and I went back to their hotel, it was funny cause I don't think I told him this story before, boy was he suprised! seems after 17 years one of us still has secrets! He wondered if there was anything else, No, not that I can remember. Anyway Rick was a gentlemen,he talked about his wife who has the same name as me,musicians get excited easy! so we got plastered drinking vodka out of the bottle, they also don't know how to use glasses!Rick got hungry so we went to the local donut shop, when we walked in it was full of bread delivery men,the place went silent,I guess you had to be there.There's more but it's boring..next!

Movies:

I, umm don't really go to the theatre, o.k,no matter how much I drink or how many times I go,I always have to pee as soon as I sit down,and if I don't go I think about it all through the movie, I mean I'll even think about the characters having to pee,like what if they can't get out of the elevator and they have to go? in Die Hard did any one else notice Bruce Wilis didn't stop to pee once! wow that guy is something,so there you go!...next!

Television:

Now,this is good, t.v has pee breaks,I like to watch T.L.C, A&E,Discovery, shows about true crimes and blood n guts ,blood n guts is not the name of a show,back away from the t.v guide,it is a description, I like anything with Anderson Cooper,Mike Rowe ,crab fishermen are you begining to see a pattern?

Books:

I like Zena Henderson, she wrote the "anything box" and "the others" I'm sure she wrote other books too, she has done some fine drugs!I have also read all the "Harry Potter" books except the 6th, I had to know what my kids were talking about, they can speak french to each other and I can't, it's hard enough!

Heroes:

They are to me,people who commit random acts of kindness,people who offer to help instead of walk away and people who volunteer,nothing would get done without them.
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Squeak!

Okay , I'm going to have to set this up for you. Last year we had a beautiful greyhound named Georgia , She slept with my younger daughter Meg , I would walk by the bedroom at night and I would see a ...
Posted by Liz on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 10:53:00 PST

If you love dogs , or like them a little please read.

Today Grace , my dog had her first bath , it was okay , she didn't mind too much , this isn't a big deal right? Well actually it is , Grace is a retired rescued greyhound and this is the first bath sh...
Posted by Liz on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 08:05:00 PST

Laugh till you "bust a gut"

O.k , so here I am walking home from the store, bags in both hands, this guy starts to walk towards me, and I bust a gut burst out laughing was he funny? No, I just happened to remember...
Posted by Liz on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 12:55:00 PST

My life as the town drunk or the lady really is a tramp!

o.k , this is something I wasn't going to mention, there wasn't any real reason I just didn't feel like it, in my profile for drinking/smoking mine says no/no , not smoking I'm o.k with , my thing is ...
Posted by Liz on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 08:03:00 PST

Who put the bloody monkeys in the barrel?

 I have a question,when someone says "more fun than a barrel full of monkeys" what the hell does that mean?Who thought it would be a good idea to stick monkeys in a barrel?What kind of sick sadis...
Posted by Liz on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 11:19:00 PST