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Storm

Woman, warrior, native, grandmother

About Me

Myspace Funny PicturesFrom Andy Rooney (60 Minutes): As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.Here are just a few reasons why:A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?', here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

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My Interests



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I'd like to meet:

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Music:


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Movies:

Everything except noir

Television:

Deadliest catch, Dog Whisperer, documentaries and reality.

Books:

Everything except westerns.

Heroes:

Billy Frank.

My Blog

South: Love Beyond Self

Time again for me to look at the last turn of the wheel and jump on board the upcoming ride of South. First to what was: This East taught me an incredibly powerful lesson  playfulness! Yes, intellect...
Posted by Storm on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 11:13:00 PST

Musing

I am fortunate to have two muses in my life: Ryan Bradley and Eric Nyhammer.  Of course, neither knows they are a muse and that somehow makes it all the more precious.  In completely differe...
Posted by Storm on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 03:36:00 PST

Diva Dog and Roller Coasters

It’s been my habit to share personal musings about the most current Change of Seasons - which now is East and the beginning of the hoop of life.  However, recent experiences are a...
Posted by Storm on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 01:09:00 PST

North & Wisdom

     Once again, I'm late in paying respects to a change of seasons.  The hoop of life turned into North on December 22nd and I'm just now able to find any words for this...
Posted by Storm on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 03:37:00 PST

West: Harvest and Healing

The natural world has moved into West and, of course, drags us along with it.  West is the time of trials and tribulations  of hard times, healing and hope.  Fortunately, it sounds more dir...
Posted by Storm on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 11:06:00 PST

South and Struggle

The hoop of life turned into South on June 21st, and I am just now acknowledging this.  Of course, I made my prayers that day, giving thanks for the lessons and blessings of the passing East.&nbs...
Posted by Storm on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 12:04:00 PST

East and New Year

In just a few scant days and hours, the hoop of life will turn into East, or so it is said by my people. We would have been anxiously checking the marks on the centuries old calendar rock that now si...
Posted by Storm on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 03:21:00 PST

American Indian Movement Never Dies??

I got a bulletin saying "American Indian Movement Will Never Die, and was written to the 'young warriors'. And it was written all in CAPS and spoke of revolution. As an 'old' AIMster, from before...
Posted by Storm on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 04:56:00 PST

Why Most of My Friends are F/V

Most of my Friends are Fishing Vessels because it's 'real'.  Ordinary, extra-ordinary folks rising through challenges, meeting the sea head on, raising families, taking risks and pushing on throu...
Posted by Storm on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 10:46:00 PST