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About Me

First of all it's obvious, I'm a dog , if anyone is surprised , leave now... walk away... no really...leave , okay now that the idiot has left the room , listen , wouldn't it be funny if some moron actually got up and walked away from their computer! Okay so ya, I'm a rescued retired greyhound ,it's a shit job...the running is fun , but seeing your friends being walked in front of you down the hall is sick , they never come back , you don't make friends , you don't trust humans , if they don't take you for the "walk" they'll hurt you and no one , not one person gives a shit. The only thing they care about is the money. Getting cancer is almost a given because of all the cheap shit drugs they give us....hormone injections and steroids. Liz hates these people...she hates anyone that hurts any animals....something about pricks rotting in hell. She's seen marks on me and she's positive they weren't from an accident. Now I get to eat healthy food , I have two beds , two coats and people that love me. I also dream about good things now , playing , new places to poop!Liz has a video on her site about bringing me home and there's more to be added later...she wanted a "mini doc" about what it's like bringing home a new Grey. I'm a bitch but don't get her started on animal abuse. Check this out , I once heard Liz say that she thought mother Theresa should have worn lip gloss... now who's the bitch?

My Interests

Food , sleeping , lounging , relaxing , did I mention I like to eat? Wait...my favorite...shoving my nose into someones crotch...usually a guy , when I'm with Liz...sometimes they smile at her...and then she say's sorry , her face gets red and she looks really stupid!

I'd like to meet:

Wow, this question is loaded , well for starters I'd like my mom to meet all the people who mistreated me and my friends , I'd love to see her kick their ass... she's REALLY short, but when she gets pissed about kids and dogs getting hurt , she goes mental, I usually fall asleep when she get's started...God she goes on! Anyway I really like guys, some chicks are okay, but sometimes they get like "who's the pretty girl?" in my face , and I'm thinking hellooo , it's me! God that bugs me! See, I think this question should be who wouldn't want to meet me? Hey I got a question for you guys , put your hand up if you think Paris Hilton is a butt hole! okay who put their hands up?....stupid humans!

Music:

Like I have a choice? does it look like I can change the station? do you see fingers?

Movies:

No movies please , my attention span isn't that long....what were we talking about?

Television:

I love tv, but again I basically have to watch what the smooth ones like. I love "Family guy"...Brian is so cute. Are we supposed to know the baby can talk? Can everyone else hear him? What's up with that?! Also I really like the Simpsons...Homers an ass...but he did adopt a Greyhound.

Books:

Look I love books , but unless I can read lying on my side , it's not going to happen.

Heroes:

Anyone who's brave enough to pick up my poop on a really hot summer day , stuck to the grass...while it's still steaming , and can still maintain their dignity and look cool doing it!
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It’s all about me!!

I've been tagged now it's your turn! Here are the rules. Each player starts with 8 random facts/habits or embarrasing things about themselves. People who are tagged need to write their own blog about ...
Posted by G-race on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 11:57:00 PST

I'm amazing!...no really.

Okay , so today I went for a really bloody long walk on the boardwalk. The old lady and me...you know the one , she's the one that needs her hair done! And the chickies came with us , Em and Meg ...
Posted by G-race on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 09:00:00 PST

Guess what I ate!

Okay so ya , my mom went out last night with the girls , I was a little pissed off  and nobody was watching me so... I polished off the zipper of her beautiful black leather daytimer , pocke...
Posted by G-race on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 09:28:00 PST