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oxnard montalvo

everyone is entitled to be stupid, but i abuse the privilege...

About Me

that was a great time, the summer of '71, i can't remember it, but I'll never forget it...diva

My Interests

music, bikes, sleep, food, drinks... (there are too many drugs, it's just that heroin kills)..... kai xwris apolutws kanena se3oualiko uponnooumeno palioanwmalares...;)

I'd like to meet:

people...essential requirement they won't break my balls with advertisments about easy money, loans, sex sites, cock enlargement, poker...I HAVE ENOUGH SPAM MAIL ALREADY, YOU HEAR?

Music:

motorhead, hawkwind, kyuss, unida, brant bjork, alabama thunderpussy, hermano, blind dog, mondo generator, che, gallery of mites, monster magnet, orange goblin, spiritual beggars, acid ape, bad wizard, electric wizard, fu manchu, qotsa, atomic bitchwax, nebula, boogieman, lowrider, fatso jetson, all night, cathedral, black nasa, astroqueen, five horse johnson, lost goat, drunk horse, clutch, dozer, 35007, sixty watt shaman, solarized, abdullah, roachpowder, acid king, spiritu, santoro, eternal elysium, sleep, celtic frost, slayer, tool, sepultura, soulfly, pantera, down, isis, white zombie, ramones, clash, dead kennedys, exploited, monomen, radio birdman, bad religion, social distortion, faith no more, brmc, soundgarden, alice in chains, mad season, screaming trees, pearl jam, electric six, datsuns, wolfmother, audioslave, fun loving criminals.............nightstalker, deus x machina, last drive, lord 13, engine-v, vibratore bizarro, ziggy was, rockin' bones........ (support local bands reeeeeeeeeeeeeee) (pic taken by nasha universo, my official photographer)

Movies:

FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS...

Television:

your days of plenty are numbered

Books:

douglas adams, paco ignacio taibo II, garth ennis, steve dillon, james gleick (we are creating a lifestyle that does not require out existence...)

Heroes:

saint of killers, fethry duck, patrick star, kwstantinos vedouras

My Blog

fuuuuuuuuuuuge re... to mpoulo pira...

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:..>..>..>LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel...
Posted by oxnard montalvo on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 04:25:00 PST

roots

Oxnard Montalvo is Norb and Dag's (Angry Beavers) favorite B-movie actor. Norb and Dag often watch black and white horror movies (these are very seriously drawn, contrary to the regular style of the s...
Posted by oxnard montalvo on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 03:24:00 PST

analusi nootropias genous 8ulikou...

teli dekaetias 90 erxetai to feministiko kinima tis vissi vandogarmpi me to munima "eimaste gunaikes, emeis epilegoume, eimaste to anwtero fulo, xwris emas eiste ena tipota, gia mas zeite, eimaste ane...
Posted by oxnard montalvo on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 04:43:00 PST

eidiko deltio eidisewn star

nekros epese apo upervoliki dosi marixouanas nearos tragoudistis... sto kamarini tou, meta apo ereuna tis diw3is, vre8ikan 5 upo8eta fountas kai 2 autosxedia tsigarilikia tupou mpafou... leptomereis a...
Posted by oxnard montalvo on Thu, 31 May 2007 07:50:00 PST

f**k off...

i frasis «ante gamisou» apotelei glwssoligikws sunduasmon tou epifwnimatos ante (ek tou agw = ferw, odigw, agete, ante) , kai tin prostaktikin tou rimatos gamew-w (= numfeuomai, kai metagenesterws = k...
Posted by oxnard montalvo on Thu, 24 May 2007 11:57:00 PST

TO MANIFESTO TWN MPAKOURIWN

epilegw ti simerini auti mera twn erwteumenwn, desmeumenwn kai eneplekomenwn se mataies upokritikes sxeseis gia na topo8etisw me to diko mou tropo ston koinwniko kai ais8imatiko xarti mia koinwniki ka...
Posted by oxnard montalvo on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 06:37:00 PST

dictionary

1my balls are moving... this is an ancient greek expression which is used rarely nowadays because greeks wear tight underwear, whereas in the past they were going "commando" (which means no underwear...
Posted by oxnard montalvo on Fri, 25 May 2007 02:49:00 PST