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The Caterwauling Dead

Ruling catopia with a tyrant iron.

About Me



I like making stuff. And breaking stuff. And cats. And music! See James Dangerous and the CIA here:

My Interests

Writing, Language, Grammar (nerd), Music, Plants (especially eating / healing / psychotropic / ethnobotanical kind of stuff, Photography, Art, Film, Dance, Zombies, and Cats. And Zombie Cats.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who likes Fritterbob. And pets him. And feeds him Strawberries. And pronounces it: Struh-bah-rees. Go on. Say it. Say it.
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adopt your own virtual pet!

Music:

I like music. Damn, man.

Movies:

Say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, but at least it's an ethos. And let's not forget Dude, let's not forget that keeping wildlife, um... an amphibious rodent, for... um, ya know domestic... within the city... that ain't legal either.

Television:

It still exists, eh?

Books:

Right now:Passage of Darkness: The Ethnobiology of the Haitian Zombie, by Wade Davis. Some of Your Blood, by Theodore Sturgeon. Plants of the Gods, by Richard Evans Schultes, Albert Hofman, and Christian Rätsch I, Robot Poetry, by Jason Christie

Heroes:

Shiva.

My Blog

Aliens in New York?

That's what the CIA and I wish to be. (for more info on James Dangerous and the CIA, see here. We've entered the Gretsch greats contest. The grand prize is a trip to New York to perform with "Gretsch...
Posted by The Caterwauling Dead on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 02:48:00 PST

What I dig about St. Francis

Many of the stories that surround the life of St Francis deal with his love for animals. Perhaps the most famous incident that illustrates the Saint's humility towards nature is recounted in the Vigin...
Posted by The Caterwauling Dead on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 08:23:00 PST

Me saintly, dammit.

                                    Which Saint Are You? &nb...
Posted by The Caterwauling Dead on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 08:09:00 PST

Almost forgot my shitblossom.

Oh yeah, you can read an interview I did here at eleventh transmission.That is, if you didn't read it when it came out two weeks ago. Ah, well.Here's a picture of a shitblossom, care of nataliedee.com...
Posted by The Caterwauling Dead on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 11:20:00 PST

Badass kids pome.

"Oh milord, there's a bug in my mouth!"yelped Little Caligula Brown with a shout,and he spat and he spat 'til he spat the bug out;so the Calgary Police Service shook him down,roughed him up a little b...
Posted by The Caterwauling Dead on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 11:06:00 PST

I kill you. Bend, bend, bend.

The Knee BenderPeople Iced:Thirty SevenCar Bombs Planted:ThreeFavorite WeaponBottle RocketsArms Broken:Twenty FiveEyes Gouged:SixteenTongues Cut Off:ThreeBiggest Enemy:Knee BenderGet Your HITMAN NameA...
Posted by The Caterwauling Dead on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 09:42:00 PST

No psychotropes involved here.

Past Lives as Dying Earthworms.Aging ladies preaching theWestern version of karma:in small, chewable packets,the fast-food of spirituality:Tip a quarter Find a buckin the street later that day:The old...
Posted by The Caterwauling Dead on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 10:17:00 PST

Cinqos cosas.

derek beulieu tagged me with "Name 5 things that Feminism has done for you." Here it is: 1.  Made me feel totally okay that I'm a better cook and cleaner than a breadwinner. Yes, I'm a home-maki...
Posted by The Caterwauling Dead on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 07:27:00 PST

An Austrian Hanging Out of the Ceiling.

I arrive home to find an Austrian man hanging out of my ceiling.     Perhaps I should back that up a little. All the way back to Sunday.     Sunday night, I find myself a...
Posted by The Caterwauling Dead on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 09:15:00 PST

note-book pages from the trip back from Kootenay Lake . . .

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Posted by The Caterwauling Dead on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 09:45:00 PST