fortune cookie |
this fortune intentionally not included.
Posted by buddha on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:03:00 PST |
i must say.... |
A girl wrote me a letter and it said:"I must say...you are a disgrace to buddha"to which i replied:"one can not be perfect all the time...and really if one can’t have a sense of humor about this...
Posted by buddha on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 08:28:00 PST |
t to the i to the b to the e to the t |
you may have noticed that I did not use the accual word for the accual country of which i speak of here in the title...this is because i live in a magical land named after some fancy "tableware"...new...
Posted by buddha on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 05:06:00 PST |
big in japan! |
dear all,i am going to japan...i will be enjoying the majesty of Mt. Fuji...and also the majesty of japanese school girls panties...which you can buy there from what i understand...i am not yet sure i...
Posted by buddha on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 05:50:00 PST |
idiot!!! |
I received this message from (da princess know and learn) in my in-box "ur a funkin idiot if u think u was here before jesus"OK. Well where to begin? First let's correct your spelling. 1.) "ur"- I bel...
Posted by buddha on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 01:51:00 PST |
i don’t like it when my mashed potatoes touch my peas |
i found this thing and i dont know what it is....buddha...i said...what is this thing?i don't know i said...so hey! that's a mystery. but buddha was most surprised about how well informed it was about...
Posted by buddha on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 06:23:00 PST |
what the helleo? |
ok so buddha wonders about you people....i mean buddha posts a new blog like maybe once a year....buddha hardly ever checks this account...and yet...and yet there are so many people looking to become ...
Posted by buddha on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 06:26:00 PST |
The other side |
One day a young Buddhist on his journey home, came to the banks of a wide river. Staring hopelessly at the great obstacle in front of him , he pondered for hours on just how to cross such a wide barri...
Posted by buddha on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 08:27:00 PST |
tea cups and death |
A Zen Koan "Time to Die"Ikkyu, the Zen master, was very clever even as a boy. His teacher had a precious teacup, a rare antique. Ikkyu happened to break this cup and was greatly perplexed. Hearing t...
Posted by buddha on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 07:57:00 PST |
where has buddah been? |
some of you may wonder to yourselves...where is buddha? where has he gone? why has he been gone for so long...fooish mortals...to you it seems that i have been gone for many days and nights...but hell...
Posted by buddha on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 07:26:00 PST |
