Der Schlagzeuger gestorben.For those of too unwissend to understand the international language of rock (aka German) that means our drummer died. Actually he didn't so much die as we killed him. He didn't live up to our expectations so we laced his cocaine with strychnine. Now we need a new drummer in order to resume touring the universe, fucking groupies, and doing rails until the kühe come home. Think YOU have what it takes? Get your sitzfleisch behind the drums and show us what you've got. If you fail the audition you'll be getreten from our friends list......Also, you can't even be added to our friend list until you've fucked one of us or gotten us high - so get your finger off the friend request button Mutterbumser!!!!Danke schoen.
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