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the story of our coming to be:
There was suddenly an invisible idea to start a band
who could master the craft of a'capella techno metal.
And so, with all due respect, God began to lactate acid
and the trees grew giant penises. Suddenly there were
a lot of pregnant nuns... and I mean A LOT. It is for this
reason that cats know how to use sniper rifles in fist fights.
Soon the space age began and there was a nuclear war.
We fucking won.
