punkrockbeth is the jackrabbit

About Me

I AM YOUR LEADER! NOW BRING ME A WHISKEY!now that i have my whiskey we can talk.i'm a big, loud ball of love and dancing and singing. unless you're a dick, and then i will cease to love and start destroying and breaking stuff.i have 6 tattoos to date. i love every one of them and i do not regret a single needle prick. i will be getting a new one in january when i get my bonus. it will be big and jason will do it. if you are a tattoo artist, don't ask for my business. i only get tattooed by one person for spiritual resons. yes, i said spiritual.i have a german shepherd. her name is firebolt. if you date me or become friends with me or stop by my house for a beer, you will have dog hair on you when you leave. just a warning.i am single and skeptical that i will ever be not single. i am getting better and better at dealing with that. the last few attempts that i have made at dating have failed ever so miserably. insecure people are drawn to me. it is kind of a pain in the ass.the only thing that matters in life is whether or not you're having a good time. so, if it is not fun, or necessary in order for me to have fun later, i am not doing it. sorry. also, if i have to do it, and it isn't fun, i will make it fun against your will. just be ready for that.my girlfriends are my life right now. they are the only people who stand beside me no matter how much i embarrass them or myself. if you mess with them, you are not going to like what i do to you.in the same vein, if you fuck with me, my girls will clean your clock. i don't recommend testing them.i feel like my life has come full cirlce at last. i am pretty much 100% comfortable with myself at this point. allthough i do find it creepy that i have complex sexual fantasies about a man who looks so much like my dad's best friend.

My Interests

boys. bands. boys in bands. whiskey. whiskers. boys with whiskers. bands with whiskers. boys in bands with whiskers. boys who drink whiskey. boys with whiskers who drink whiskey. and my favorite, boys with whiskers that are in bands and drink whiskey. add in tattoos, sass, ass, grass. not so much cash. it changes people.

I'd like to meet:

the conductor of the train to sassy town. who may or may not be this guy but i'm pretty sure it is him:i mean he looks like a conductor of some sort, right?also, .. width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

i guess i respond to lyrics and vocals more than anything else. that explains most of my favorites. but let us not forget the importance of ass-shake-abilty. all men, in time, must shake that thang. no not that thang. the groooove thang. and now, the list-jawbreaker, gnarls barkley, mute math, romeo void, my chemical romance, doves, fugazi, jawbox, self, prince, camper van beethoven, george gershwin, jets to brazil, bjork, the police, fiona apple, soundgarden, faith no more, burning airlines, coheed and cambria, nirvana, green day, at the drive-in, audioslave, bad brains, nirvana, the deftones, blonde redhead, glassjaw, mr. bungle, eagles of death metal, billy idol, apollo up, interpol, rachels, the mars volta, low, led zeppelin, the cure, the clash, june of 44, dianogah, beastie boys, beck, citizen cope, modest mouse, blood brothers, radiohead, the walkmen, david bowie, the casket lottery, elvis costello, built to spill, kyuss, death cab for cutie, mos def, outkast, the pixies, failure, etta james, muse, nine inch nails, portishead, queens of the stoneage, bloc party, three mille pilot, the lucky guns, the vines, the white stripes, the yeah yeah yeahs, the rapture, velvet underground, slint, jeff buckley, pretty girls make graves, foo fighters, jeru the damaja, sunny day real estate, shellac, p.j. harvey, sigur ros, any band mike shepherd has ever been in, more when i feel like it.and if your band sounds like these bands, i will probably not like your band. do something new, damn you.and just so you know, i hate courtney love. it is my humble opinion that she should be torn limb from limb by dave and chris. but that's enough of my odd fantasies held over from the 8th fucking grade.

Movies:

i like war movies. yes. all of them. also, kubrick, the coen brothers, wes anderson. anything with bill murray. donie darko. the exorcist is also a favorite. and dark comedy, like mommy dearest.

Television:

cartoons that are not for children.

Books:

The House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski, Brave New World by Aldous Huxley, The Things They Carried by Tim O'Brien, Cat's Cradle by Kurt Vonnegut, Karski : How One Man Tried to Stop the Holocaust by Jan Karski (i actually met this guy. he was amazing.) ,The Autobiography of Henry VIII : With Notes by His Fool, Will Somers by Margaret George (fictional autobiography. very fun.), East Goes West by Younghill Kang, On the Road by Jack Kerouac, Twenty Love Poems: And a Song of Despair by Pablo Neruda, Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling, Little Birds by Anais Nin. Anything at all written by Chuck Palahniuk.

Heroes:

my mom. real men. and any straight, white boy who can, and will, cut a rug. so, i guess jesse hughes and mikhail baryshnikov. and no, i did not have to spell check that. i've been in love with Misha my whole life.

My Blog

my official new year's resolutions.

1. i resolve to be prettier. i wll fix my hair and wear make up and take showers and shave my legs.2. i will not be fat anymore.3. i will play harder to get.4. i resolve to be a model of leadership i...
Posted by punkrockbeth is the jackrabbit on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 03:10:00 PST

to my new favorite person.

you know who you are.congratulations. i can't get you out of my head and i am really enjoying it.
Posted by punkrockbeth is the jackrabbit on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 11:39:00 PST

how i really feel

i've told you so many times now that it has either lost meaning to you all together, or you're starting to get terrified.this room i've locked myself in is getting smaller because it is filling up wit...
Posted by punkrockbeth is the jackrabbit on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 09:43:00 PST

the truth

is a disease that eats at you until let it out.i told the truth. i feel so much better.
Posted by punkrockbeth is the jackrabbit on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 07:25:00 PST

as of 6 pm today

i will be off work until the 18th.i had to take 3 days for my dad's wedding next week and my boss decided that since i'm such a bitch that i should take the whole week.so, next week i will be on vacat...
Posted by punkrockbeth is the jackrabbit on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 12:28:00 PST

all i want for x-mas.

if i don't get laid soon, someone is going to get hurt.i'm serious. i'm about to implode over here.dear baby jesus, please send a tattooed man with a red mustache and electric boots to satiate my urge...
Posted by punkrockbeth is the jackrabbit on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 01:06:00 PST

sick

i don't know why this has to happen.today i woke up with an elephant sitting on my chest. the elephant has been hanging around and eyeing me for a week or so now. last night, he decided to cop a squat...
Posted by punkrockbeth is the jackrabbit on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 06:57:00 PST

my weekend plans. . . because you care.

gatlinburg here i come. we are gonna have a blast. i can't wait to pull some teeth out with salt water taffy and bear meat.who am i joking, i'll probably drown in the hot tub on the first night.if tha...
Posted by punkrockbeth is the jackrabbit on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 08:26:00 PST

my heart is a disco ball reflecting the smoke filled interior of my dance floor soul

i can't believe you clicked on such a bullshit blog title. . . i want to state, openly for the record, that i like myself right now more than i have in a very long time. i do not know why i am telling...
Posted by punkrockbeth is the jackrabbit on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 05:05:00 PST

where am i?

i am in Paris until the 18th. yeah. France. do not even think of breaking into my house while i am gone. my mom and my german shepherd will kill you and they are staying at my house. please send me me...
Posted by punkrockbeth is the jackrabbit on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 04:37:00 PST